Guest ducunti Posted December 23, 2014 Report Share Posted December 23, 2014 There's a seat available at the Emirates stadium at the moment due to a high probability Joe won't be in a position to use his season ticket, he will be otherwise engaged 'up where he belongs'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 23, 2014 Report Share Posted December 23, 2014 never got him.... ok.. but no genius or god.. (no pun intended..) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 23, 2014 Report Share Posted December 23, 2014 he'll get by with a little help from his friends at the funeral parlour Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 23, 2014 Report Share Posted December 23, 2014 There's a seat available at the Emirates stadium at the moment due to a high probability Joe won't be in a position to use his season ticket, he will be otherwise engaged 'up where he belongs'. Why have you got a picture of my mum as your avatar you low dog? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 23, 2014 Report Share Posted December 23, 2014 Famous for making a recording of a famous song by a famous band. How many years had he been dining on that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted December 23, 2014 Report Share Posted December 23, 2014 I never understood why he was considered a "great" in the industry. He took songs from others, and screeched them into the fucking ground. Talentless, cat-strangling drug addicted cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted December 23, 2014 Report Share Posted December 23, 2014 Why have you got a picture of my mum as your avatar you low dog? She speaks very highly of you and is very impressed by your knowledge of early to mid twentieth century European history. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 23, 2014 Report Share Posted December 23, 2014 Only the good die young. RIP MR COCK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted December 23, 2014 Report Share Posted December 23, 2014 Only the good die young. RIP MR COCK He was fucking seventy Prof, what you trying to say? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 23, 2014 Report Share Posted December 23, 2014 He was fucking seventy Prof, what you trying to say? Old mutton trippin' , Cocker talking to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 23, 2014 Report Share Posted December 23, 2014 I used to live next door to mrs bancock? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 23, 2014 Report Share Posted December 23, 2014 he'll get by with a little help from his friends at the funeral parlour Fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 23, 2014 Report Share Posted December 23, 2014 Why they sneak COCK into their name I have no idea, but I liked Joe ****er tons - he had me tapping me foot in the footwell of me Mam's Passat - & I hummed along too. (I ain't vocally blessed etc.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 24, 2014 Report Share Posted December 24, 2014 His son Jarvis isn't any fucking good neither! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 24, 2014 Report Share Posted December 24, 2014 He was fucking seventy Prof, what you trying to say? 70 is young now, we will live to be 100. While a girl born in 2011 has a one-in-three chance of living to their 100th birthday, a boy has a one-in-four chance. However, compared to a baby born in 1931, the children of 2011 are almost eight times more likely to become centenarians. I quote the Guardian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 24, 2014 Report Share Posted December 24, 2014 If they had cured his lung cancer he might have made it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted December 25, 2014 Report Share Posted December 25, 2014 If they had cured his lung cancer he might have made it. If there was a cure for death we'd all make it. Big fucking IF ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted December 25, 2014 Report Share Posted December 25, 2014 BTW, his singing voice sounded like a constipated hippo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 25, 2014 Report Share Posted December 25, 2014 Did he ever write anything himself or just murder everyone elses songs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 25, 2014 Report Share Posted December 25, 2014 BTW, his singing voice sounded like a constipated hippo. Roger Chapman was another with an interesting voice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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