Guest Posted December 31, 2014 Report Share Posted December 31, 2014 Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted December 31, 2014 Report Share Posted December 31, 2014 I always preferred her sister, the lesser sibling always seems so much more game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 31, 2014 Report Share Posted December 31, 2014 What was that old joke? You can only get three bowling bowls in Joan Collins? She had a threesome with Captain Kirk and Doctor McCoy in "The City On The Edge of Forever", but they edited that out before transmission. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 31, 2014 Report Share Posted December 31, 2014 I wrote a part for her in my film, where she had to chew on my piles while I tongued her log flume. Fuckin cunt didn't even turn up for the audition at my house. There's a load of cunts at Joan Collins and they need sorting out. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted December 31, 2014 Report Share Posted December 31, 2014 I wrote a part for her in my film, where she had to chew on my piles while I tongued her log flume. Fuckin cunt didn't even turn up for the audition at my house. There's a load of cunts at Joan Collins and they need sorting out. Any chance of a butchers at this screenplay? It sounds right up my boulevard, if you will. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 31, 2014 Report Share Posted December 31, 2014 Any chance of a butchers at this screenplay? It sounds right up my boulevard, if you will. You're welcome Nocto. There's this great scene where Elton John pops out for a fag, Rick Mayall is in the fire grate and Portuguese police dig up the garden Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted December 31, 2014 Report Share Posted December 31, 2014 You're welcome Nocto. There's this great scene where Elton John pops out for a fag, Rick Mayall is in the fire grate and Portuguese police dig up the garden You edited out the Pippa Middleton gangbang scene then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 31, 2014 Report Share Posted December 31, 2014 I loved that line in the stud when she waltzed into her boyfriends flat, whips off her skirt to reveal stockings and suspenders and says "I've got 15 minutes tony, I'm late for the hairdressers." He says "christ, I'm not a machine," and she smiles and replies "in the meantime, you'll do." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 31, 2014 Report Share Posted December 31, 2014 You edited out the Pippa Middleton gangbang scene then? One of the dwarves actually died during filming, so I thought it would be in bad taste. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 31, 2014 Report Share Posted December 31, 2014 I see the knives are out for this Dave Whelan but let's look at the time line. He makes a colloquial reference to a Chinese restaurant in the Jewish Telegraph. A bit naughty but no problem, no complaints (certainly not from jews), nothing. Time goes by. He then makes a colloquial reference to jews, and all hell brakes loose. The BBC put sport correspondent David Ornstein on the case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted December 31, 2014 Report Share Posted December 31, 2014 What was that old joke? You can only get three bowling bowls in Joan Collins? She had a threesome with Captain Kirk and Doctor McCoy in "The City On The Edge of Forever", but they edited that out before transmission. The old joke was 'What's the difference between Joan Collins and a Kit Kat...you can only get four fingers in a Kit Kat !' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 31, 2014 Report Share Posted December 31, 2014 The old joke was 'What's the difference between Joan Collins and a Kit Kat...you can only get four fingers in a Kit Kat !' I'd stick a finger in her minge, soppy old romantic that I am. Where the fuck have you been, soles? I thought you'd died. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 31, 2014 Report Share Posted December 31, 2014 The old joke was 'What's the difference between Joan Collins and a Kit Kat...you can only get four fingers in a Kit Kat !' Joan is in bed with her latest beau. "Stick in a finger", she says. "Now 2 fingers... 3.... 4..... In fact, stick in your whole hand." In it goes. "Now stick in your other hand!", she commands. So he does, "Oh yes, that's good", she moans. "Now clap your hands." "Er, I can't, sorry!", he says. "Yes, I am tight, amn't I?" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 31, 2014 Report Share Posted December 31, 2014 Joan is in bed with her latest beau. "Stick in a finger", she says. "Now 2 fingers... 3.... 4..... In fact, stick in your whole hand." In it goes. "Now stick in your other hand!", she commands. So he does, "Oh yes, that's good", she moans. "Now clap your hands." "Er, I can't, sorry!", he says. "Yes, I am tight, amn't I?" Joan was in a bar with a couple of her showbiz friends. One of them boasts she can get three fingers in her fanny, and proceeds to demonstrate. The next one says "that's nothing, I can get my whole fist in...." and shows them. Joan just smiled, and slid down over the barstool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted January 1, 2015 Report Share Posted January 1, 2015 I'd stick a finger in her minge, soppy old romantic that I am. Where the fuck have you been, soles? I thought you'd died. Cunting is a time consuming occupation, sadly I have very little time left to consume. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 1, 2015 Report Share Posted January 1, 2015 Cunting is a time consuming occupation, sadly I have very little time left to consume. Sorry to hear that, Solers. If you find yourself pressed for time, open the window and shout "cunt" at random passers by. It relieves the tension . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 1, 2015 Report Share Posted January 1, 2015 Don't want to listen to an 81 old cunt that her neither lips are still that of a young woman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 6, 2015 Report Share Posted January 6, 2015 Fuck off. There's only room for one dame on the corner, eh, Frank? Fuck off, Jazz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted January 7, 2015 Report Share Posted January 7, 2015 I see the knives are out for this Dave Whelan but let's look at the time line. He makes a colloquial reference to a Chinese restaurant in the Jewish Telegraph. A bit naughty but no problem, no complaints (certainly not from jews), nothing. Time goes by. He then makes a colloquial reference to jews, and all hell brakes loose. The BBC put sport correspondent David Ornstein on the case. Give it a rest you one trick pony. What the fuck has this got to do with Joan Collins you wanker? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 7, 2015 Report Share Posted January 7, 2015 Give it a rest you one trick pony. What the fuck has this got to do with Joan Collins you wanker? Someone needs to keep a vigil Judy, just like you watch out for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted January 7, 2015 Report Share Posted January 7, 2015 Someone needs to keep a vigil Judy, just like you watch out for me. Was David Ornstein once Joan Collins paperboy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 7, 2015 Report Share Posted January 7, 2015 Was David Ornstein once Joan Collins paperboy? I think that was Jim Rosenthal DC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted January 7, 2015 Report Share Posted January 7, 2015 Someone needs to keep a vigil Judy, just like you watch out for me. Point taken Herr Oberst.......er........except i am right and you are just a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Patroller Posted January 7, 2015 Report Share Posted January 7, 2015 Point taken Herr Oberst.......er........except i am right and you are just a cunt. What is this stuff about Rat being slightly right wing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 8, 2015 Report Share Posted January 8, 2015 What is this stuff about Rat being slightly right wing? I got banned from Stormfront for my 'extremist' views and judge thinks this is cause for concern. I received a very warm welcome at my local branch of DFS last Sunday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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