Stop making fun of fat people

[Guest Keith Lard]

Stop it, we fat folk are people too and you cunts need to respect our feelings.

 

[colonelkurtz]

on your marks , get set ...

[Cuntybaws]

Fat cunts aren't people. Even "subhuman" is too kind a term.

[Guest]

Stop it, we fat folk are people too and you cunts need to respect our feelings.

 

 

 

Wouldn't dream of doing it, Fatso.

[Rev]

Fat bastards are cunts, Bronski. They serve no purpose, except for being the type of fleshy draught-excluders you can kick the living fuck into as and when the feeling takes you. I hate them.

[Guest nobgobbler]

Hey Keith, you can now buy a "flab sling" from all major garden centres for £9.99. Hope that helps.

[Guest ducunti]

Wouldn't dream of doing it, Fatso.

How many of you are there Bronski?

[Guest Snatch]

Around the 1:20 mark he says it all. The Woman at the drive through spilt his drink and screwed up his fries.

That's why your fat you prick. Stop eating crap,get out the car and exercise.

Being American makes you a cunt as well.

[Guest]

This is the funniest shit you have posted, Keith.

[nocti]

What the fuck is up with his eyes? The amount the fat cunt weighs is outnumbered only by the amount of degrees in his peripheral vision. 

 

No wonder he's obese though, living in a country where they put energy saving bulbs in their fridges. I didn't know you had family over there Keith. You fucking tosser.

[scotty]

Part of me hoped the fat yank cunt in the video doesn't see these hurtful comments, and decide to come over here and kill us.

But then I realised he probably couldn't afford the two plane tickets he'd require.

[cuntspotter]

Thanks for that, Keith.

[Guest JackoTC]

I think the handsome chap in the video deserves our sympathy............by sympathy, I mean hit across the shins with a crowbar. And by shins, I mean face. And by crowbar, I actually mean pickaxe handle with nails hammered through it. 

[Guest]

Keith is cuddly

[Guest nobgobbler]

I think the handsome chap in the video deserves our sympathy............by sympathy, I mean hit across the shins with a crowbar. And by shins, I mean face. And by crowbar, I actually mean pickaxe handle with nails hammered through it. 

As much as I like Keith, I wish I could give this all of today's 5 likes

[White Cunt]

Fat cunts should be deported to labour camps, to be productive and lose all the lard. Those who refuse should be shot on the spot and turned into fertiliser.

[cuntspotter]

Deported?..... Where the fuck have you put these camps?

[Guest]

Good evening White Cunt, I very enjoyed our chat room exchange the other evening.

[cuntspotter]

I despise horrible fat obese cunts that waddle along like a pregnant penguin and stink of BO and piss, wear dirty smelly greasy old clothes, have laboured breath cos they're so fucking fat, have rotten teeth and breath, wear cunt dirty rotten trainers, have tide marks round their necks where they dont fucking wash, their arseholes must be rotten cos they are too fucking fat to get their hand round the back to wipe it. And on the whole I don't like fat horrible cunts much.

I am making more of an effort around the house. I am using a pig on a string as an air freshener.

[Guest Alfie Noakes]

They need to diet. Keith you need to diet. The most worn out excuses out there are things such as, "its my glands/hormones" and "I have a slow metabolism". These are very rare conditions, nearly all overweight people eat and drink more energy in than they use up, so their bodies store the excess. Eat less and move around more, fat cunts.

[cuntspotter]

I've got glands.

[cuntspotter]

Thousands of the fuckers!

[nocti]

Keith you can lose 20lb of ugly fat in an instant - cut your fucking head off!

He does have a katana after all. And more chins than brain cells. He'll probably end up missing.

[Guest DrCunt]

I despise horrible fat obese cunts that waddle along like a pregnant penguin and stink of BO and piss, wear dirty smelly greasy old clothes, have laboured breath cos they're so fucking fat, have rotten teeth and breath, wear cunt dirty rotten trainers, have tide marks round their necks where they dont fucking wash, their arseholes must be rotten cos they are too fucking fat to get their hand round the back to wipe it. And on the whole I don't like fat horrible cunts much.

Not a fan of darts then, Del?

[Guest DrCunt]

Fudge packer.

Given Keith's over generous proportions, he's probably packing fudge in his gob more regularly than his boyfriend's chocolate tea towel holder.