Guest Keith Lard Posted January 6, 2015 Report Share Posted January 6, 2015 Stop it, we fat folk are people too and you cunts need to respect our feelings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted January 6, 2015 Report Share Posted January 6, 2015 on your marks , get set ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 6, 2015 Report Share Posted January 6, 2015 Fat cunts aren't people. Even "subhuman" is too kind a term. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 6, 2015 Report Share Posted January 6, 2015 Stop it, we fat folk are people too and you cunts need to respect our feelings. Wouldn't dream of doing it, Fatso. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted January 6, 2015 Report Share Posted January 6, 2015 Fat bastards are cunts, Bronski. They serve no purpose, except for being the type of fleshy draught-excluders you can kick the living fuck into as and when the feeling takes you. I hate them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 6, 2015 Report Share Posted January 6, 2015 Hey Keith, you can now buy a "flab sling" from all major garden centres for £9.99. Hope that helps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted January 6, 2015 Report Share Posted January 6, 2015 Wouldn't dream of doing it, Fatso.How many of you are there Bronski? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted January 6, 2015 Report Share Posted January 6, 2015 Around the 1:20 mark he says it all. The Woman at the drive through spilt his drink and screwed up his fries. That's why your fat you prick. Stop eating crap,get out the car and exercise. Being American makes you a cunt as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 6, 2015 Report Share Posted January 6, 2015 This is the funniest shit you have posted, Keith. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted January 6, 2015 Report Share Posted January 6, 2015 What the fuck is up with his eyes? The amount the fat cunt weighs is outnumbered only by the amount of degrees in his peripheral vision. No wonder he's obese though, living in a country where they put energy saving bulbs in their fridges. I didn't know you had family over there Keith. You fucking tosser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted January 6, 2015 Report Share Posted January 6, 2015 Part of me hoped the fat yank cunt in the video doesn't see these hurtful comments, and decide to come over here and kill us. But then I realised he probably couldn't afford the two plane tickets he'd require. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 6, 2015 Report Share Posted January 6, 2015 Thanks for that, Keith. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted January 6, 2015 Report Share Posted January 6, 2015 I think the handsome chap in the video deserves our sympathy............by sympathy, I mean hit across the shins with a crowbar. And by shins, I mean face. And by crowbar, I actually mean pickaxe handle with nails hammered through it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 6, 2015 Report Share Posted January 6, 2015 Keith is cuddly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 6, 2015 Report Share Posted January 6, 2015 I think the handsome chap in the video deserves our sympathy............by sympathy, I mean hit across the shins with a crowbar. And by shins, I mean face. And by crowbar, I actually mean pickaxe handle with nails hammered through it. As much as I like Keith, I wish I could give this all of today's 5 likes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted January 6, 2015 Report Share Posted January 6, 2015 Fat cunts should be deported to labour camps, to be productive and lose all the lard. Those who refuse should be shot on the spot and turned into fertiliser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 6, 2015 Report Share Posted January 6, 2015 Deported?..... Where the fuck have you put these camps? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 6, 2015 Report Share Posted January 6, 2015 Good evening White Cunt, I very enjoyed our chat room exchange the other evening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 6, 2015 Report Share Posted January 6, 2015 I despise horrible fat obese cunts that waddle along like a pregnant penguin and stink of BO and piss, wear dirty smelly greasy old clothes, have laboured breath cos they're so fucking fat, have rotten teeth and breath, wear cunt dirty rotten trainers, have tide marks round their necks where they dont fucking wash, their arseholes must be rotten cos they are too fucking fat to get their hand round the back to wipe it. And on the whole I don't like fat horrible cunts much. I am making more of an effort around the house. I am using a pig on a string as an air freshener. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 6, 2015 Report Share Posted January 6, 2015 They need to diet. Keith you need to diet. The most worn out excuses out there are things such as, "its my glands/hormones" and "I have a slow metabolism". These are very rare conditions, nearly all overweight people eat and drink more energy in than they use up, so their bodies store the excess. Eat less and move around more, fat cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 6, 2015 Report Share Posted January 6, 2015 I've got glands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 6, 2015 Report Share Posted January 6, 2015 Thousands of the fuckers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted January 6, 2015 Report Share Posted January 6, 2015 Keith you can lose 20lb of ugly fat in an instant - cut your fucking head off! He does have a katana after all. And more chins than brain cells. He'll probably end up missing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted January 6, 2015 Report Share Posted January 6, 2015 I despise horrible fat obese cunts that waddle along like a pregnant penguin and stink of BO and piss, wear dirty smelly greasy old clothes, have laboured breath cos they're so fucking fat, have rotten teeth and breath, wear cunt dirty rotten trainers, have tide marks round their necks where they dont fucking wash, their arseholes must be rotten cos they are too fucking fat to get their hand round the back to wipe it. And on the whole I don't like fat horrible cunts much. Not a fan of darts then, Del? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted January 6, 2015 Report Share Posted January 6, 2015 Fudge packer. Given Keith's over generous proportions, he's probably packing fudge in his gob more regularly than his boyfriend's chocolate tea towel holder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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