Guest Posted January 7, 2015 Report Posted January 7, 2015 I am normally not the one to criticise. But to the band I was subjected to last night: You fucking arseholes were terrible. I don't have to like you but it helps if you could all pick up one key and stick to it together. I'll rather listen to my bathroom ventilation hum. Quote
cuntspotter Posted January 7, 2015 Report Posted January 7, 2015 You fucking arseholes...... what a great name for a band! 1 Quote
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 7, 2015 Report Posted January 7, 2015 The bunch of cunts is a good band name. Chocolate starfish and the barking spiders was a name mooted by our drummer once. Quote
Guest Posted January 7, 2015 Report Posted January 7, 2015 You fucking arseholes...... what a great name for a band! ...blowing horns and sounding trumpets. Quote
cuntspotter Posted January 7, 2015 Report Posted January 7, 2015 The bunch of cunts is a good band name. Chocolate starfish and the barking spiders was a name mooted by our drummer once. Bunch of cunts.... now that takes me back! Quote
White Cunt Posted January 7, 2015 Report Posted January 7, 2015 They all have to start somewhere. Accross the Pond would be preferable. Quote
Guest Posted January 7, 2015 Report Posted January 7, 2015 Don't you love it when the only one on stage who knows what he's doing gives the rest of them the death stare? 1 Quote
Guest Snatch Posted January 7, 2015 Report Posted January 7, 2015 Names Kenneth. We want names. Just so we can cunt them off properly. Milli Vanilli were cunts. Quote
Guest Posted January 7, 2015 Report Posted January 7, 2015 Don't you love it when the only one on stage who knows what he's doing gives the rest of them the death stare? Robert Fripp is pretty good at that. Quote
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 7, 2015 Report Posted January 7, 2015 Don't you love it when the only one on stage who knows what he's doing gives the rest of them the death stare?That's usually me. It happens when the drummer thinks he's the star so he turns his amp up. Lead guitar thinks he's the star so he turns his amp up. Keyboard player thinks he's the star so he turns his amp up and so on. They all KNOW I'm the star! Bunch a cunts. Quote
Guest Posted January 8, 2015 Report Posted January 8, 2015 You fucking arseholes...... what a great name for a band! All they know is "give us the money and we'll fuck off and stick it up our nose and shag birds, preferably porn stars" Quote
Jiggerycock Posted January 8, 2015 Report Posted January 8, 2015 'Keyboard Player??????' What the fuck is this shit. It'll be cocking saxophones next and you know where that leads? Ian Anderson hopping about like a spastic toad, with a fucking FLUTE, that's where! Quote
Jiggerycock Posted January 8, 2015 Report Posted January 8, 2015 'Keyboard Player??????'What the fuck is this shit. It'll be cocking saxophones next and you know where that leads? Ian Anderson hopping about like a spastic toad, with a fucking FLUTE, that's where! Quote
nocti Posted January 8, 2015 Report Posted January 8, 2015 I like Anal Cunt. Picnic Of Love is funny as fuck. Quote
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Guest KuntaCunty Posted January 8, 2015 Report Posted January 8, 2015 The bunch of cunts is a good band name.Chocolate starfish and the barking spiders was a name mooted by our drummer once. Fucking brilliant! Such creativity and imagination! Quote
Guest Posted January 8, 2015 Report Posted January 8, 2015 Names Kenneth. We want names. Just so we can cunt them off properly. Milli Vanilli were cunts. The Pigeon Detectives, I set my Friends on Fire, Hot Leg, Towers of London are on my puke list. I can add 50 more. Quote
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 8, 2015 Report Posted January 8, 2015 I like Anal Cunt. Whatever turns you on Quote
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 8, 2015 Report Posted January 8, 2015 We're old and arthritic so I like The Spaztastics. Quote
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 8, 2015 Report Posted January 8, 2015 'Keyboard Player??????' What the fuck is this shit. It'll be cocking saxophones next and you know where that leads? Ian Anderson hopping about like a spastic toad, with a fucking FLUTE, that's where! When I was about 6 our music teacher at school always made us sit through his version of peter and the wolf on flute. It scared the shit out of me. Gave me nightmares the cunt. Quote
cuntspotter Posted January 9, 2015 Report Posted January 9, 2015 When I was about 6 our music teacher at school always made us sit through his version of peter and the wolf on flute. It scared the shit out of me. Gave me nightmares the cunt. I frequently regale members of the public in my local library with impromptu performances of Brecht, Schopenhauer and Wagner , on air triangle. The Police Are occasionally called. Quote
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 9, 2015 Report Posted January 9, 2015 I always thought Ostio Pirosis would be a good replacement act for when Demis Roussos cannot turn up. (I know it isn't spelled like that before you pedants pull me up on it). Quote
Guest Posted January 9, 2015 Report Posted January 9, 2015 I frequently regale members of the public in my local library with impromptu performances of Brecht, Schopenhauer and Wagner , on air triangle. The Police Are occasionally called. People are emotionally breaking down after some magnificent performance? Quote
scotty Posted January 9, 2015 Report Posted January 9, 2015 I frequently regale members of the public in my local library with impromptu performances of Brecht, Schopenhauer and Wagner , on air triangle. The Police Are occasionally called. Remarkable! Quote
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 9, 2015 Report Posted January 9, 2015 I frequently regale members of the public in my local library with impromptu performances of Brecht, Schopenhauer and Wagner , on air triangle. The Police Are occasionally called.Try farting Beethoven's 9th symphony they'll love it. Quote
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