Guest Dr Pandemic Posted January 7, 2015 Report Share Posted January 7, 2015 Judging by the size of this cunts head, his cunt mother must have dropped him on it daily as he slipped from her jizzy grasp between clients. Annoyingly clean cunt with a cunt face and a cunt voice. I want to see a new show on cunt colourful ITV where Olly Murs tries to teach a wild and hungry polar bear how to reach those girly eunuch high notes. Or another where he tries to sing his way out of a long fall toward spikes. This man has so much support from the cunt generals, he has no chance of failing. Lucifer, give this cunt his soul back, it will probably sing and annoy the living cunt out of you and your horde. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 7, 2015 Report Share Posted January 7, 2015 Talentless cunt who won a talent contest according to the great British public. Says it all. Wasn't he denied his set in stone Xmas number one by rage against the machine? Hope he ends up playing village halls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 7, 2015 Report Share Posted January 7, 2015 Talentless cunt who won a talent contest according to the great British public. Says it all. Wasn't he denied his set in stone Xmas number one by rage against the machine? Hope he ends up playing village halls. The cunt didn't even win - he came second. Luckily for him the supposed heartthrob winner that year was a Geordie poof who came out shortly afterwards, only to see his career disappear through the gloryhole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 7, 2015 Report Share Posted January 7, 2015 This isn't a name. it's some sort of anagram. I've never heard of her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dr Pandemic Posted January 7, 2015 Report Share Posted January 7, 2015 Talentless cunt who won a talent contest according to the great British public. Says it all. Wasn't he denied his set in stone Xmas number one by rage against the machine? Hope he ends up playing village halls. Yes, if only it was "Sleep Now In The Fire" by Rage Against The Machine, would have been very fitting. The cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted January 8, 2015 Report Share Posted January 8, 2015 Perma-grinning, Essex 'side of beef', slightly running to fat, career about to go down the tubes with as much speed (and slightly less grace) as the impacted fecal matter I grunted into the old Armitage Shanks this morning. Armitage Shanks? Sounds a bit like a James Bond villain? Maybe he's out to smash the cistern? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 8, 2015 Report Share Posted January 8, 2015 Those French terror Johnnies are supposed to have a rocket launcher. Yeah right. They're muslims; it's a fuckin carpet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 8, 2015 Report Share Posted January 8, 2015 The Murs cunt looks like a nob with a head on and sounds like a cat in a microwave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted January 12, 2015 Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 You know you're a proper cunt when you have a football bloopers DVD out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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