Guest Dr Pandemic Posted January 8, 2015 Report Share Posted January 8, 2015 My kids have friends, which annoys me in itself, but worse than this, is meeting the filth that made them. These cunts are gonna show me around their palace so i can feel like an unsuccessful cunt. Knowing this, ive been storing the most enormous shit. I might even spunk in their bubblebath. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted January 8, 2015 Report Share Posted January 8, 2015 My kids have friends, which annoys me in itself, but worse than this, is meeting the filth that made them. These cunts are gonna show me around their palace so i can feel like an unsuccessful cunt. Knowing this, ive been storing the most enormous shit. I might even spunk in their bubblebath. I fail to see why this should affect you. Every point of pride in their customized dung hut presents an opportunity to criticize and down talk the place. If they just updated their loo, it's time to emphatically state that it looks like a shit pan from from a Sheffield brothel, and smells like one as well. If the kitchen is their focal centre, crematorium like comments would be in order, I should think. If life gives you lemons, you make lemonade and then add some Vodka. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted January 8, 2015 Report Share Posted January 8, 2015 My kids have friends, which annoys me in itself, but worse than this, is meeting the filth that made them. These cunts are gonna show me around their palace so i can feel like an unsuccessful cunt. Knowing this, ive been storing the most enormous shit. I might even spunk in their bubblebath. You sound like you have an inferiority complex. Seek professional help at once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dr Pandemic Posted January 8, 2015 Report Share Posted January 8, 2015 Are you an unsuccessful cunt then? Yes. Failed publishing cunt. Nobody wants to read my filth apparently. Cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dr Pandemic Posted January 8, 2015 Report Share Posted January 8, 2015 No porn, as fun as that might be, filth as in shite. I have about a 1000 loyal fans and 6.7 billion non loyal fans. Lol. Cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 8, 2015 Report Share Posted January 8, 2015 Yes. Failed publishing cunt. Nobody wants to read my filth apparently. Cunts. Do you happen to publish 24/7 like the recent diseased brother whom we lost due to publishing exhaustion? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dr Pandemic Posted January 8, 2015 Report Share Posted January 8, 2015 ? Sorry. Quote wrong person Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 8, 2015 Report Share Posted January 8, 2015 I hate other people's kids. I had one round at christmas, the sulky spoiled attention seeking little fucker. I put on a massive spread, enough to feed the entire third world, with loads of choice. "Excuse me, what's the vegetarian option?" she asked. Her parents fussing around little Jessicunt picking the seeds of out the tomatoes and so on. Fuck me, you're six years old you ginger twat, sit there and suck on that bottle of ketchup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 8, 2015 Report Share Posted January 8, 2015 You should have said 'vegetarian option, VEGETARIAN OPTION!' and poured the tomatoes over her head, then shown them all the door. Good idea. As it happened they left early anyway so they could go and fry up some bubble and squeek (that's last week's leftover vegetables) for the little cunt. She tripped over her shoe laces on the way out and cracked her nut on the front door but I didn't smirk, much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 9, 2015 Report Share Posted January 9, 2015 You could always 'Top deck' the lavatory. You remove the lid off the system and shit directly into it. Hey presto, everytime they flush shitty water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Patroller Posted January 9, 2015 Report Share Posted January 9, 2015 You could always 'Top deck' the lavatory. You remove the lid off the system and shit directly into it. Hey presto, everytime they flush shitty water. I love toilet jokes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 9, 2015 Report Share Posted January 9, 2015 I hate other people's kids. I had one round at christmas, the sulky spoiled attention seeking little fucker. I put on a massive spread, enough to feed the entire third world, with loads of choice. "Excuse me, what's the vegetarian option?" she asked. Her parents fussing around little Jessicunt picking the seeds of out the tomatoes and so on. Fuck me, you're six years old you ginger twat, sit there and suck on that bottle of ketchup. eewww, I can just imagine a scene from an Iceland ad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 9, 2015 Report Share Posted January 9, 2015 eewww, I can just imagine a scene from an Iceland ad.I can just imagine a harpoon up your arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 9, 2015 Report Share Posted January 9, 2015 I love toilet jokes! A bog roll went to an employment agency but the only jobs they could offer him were shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dr Pandemic Posted January 9, 2015 Report Share Posted January 9, 2015 I hate other people's kids. I had one round at christmas, the sulky spoiled attention seeking little fucker. I put on a massive spread, enough to feed the entire third world, with loads of choice. "Excuse me, what's the vegetarian option?" she asked. Her parents fussing around little Jessicunt picking the seeds of out the tomatoes and so on. Fuck me, you're six years old you ginger twat, sit there and suck on that bottle of ketchup. Want vegetables jessicunt, eat your own fucking head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cuntcrapper Posted January 9, 2015 Report Share Posted January 9, 2015 You could always 'Top deck' the lavatory. You remove the lid off the system and shit directly into it. Hey presto, everytime they flush shitty water. Every so often something on here gives you hope Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 9, 2015 Report Share Posted January 9, 2015 You could always 'Top deck' the lavatory. You remove the lid off the system and shit directly into it. Hey presto, everytime they flush shitty water. Pour out half the contents of the washing up liquid bottle and top up with piss! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted January 10, 2015 Report Share Posted January 10, 2015 .............. "Excuse me, what's the vegetarian option?" she asked............. ..... " well , the main option open to you jessiecunt m'dear is just fuck right off and eat elsewhere - you pretentious cunt " - usually does the trick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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