Guest Dr Pandemic Posted January 9, 2015 Report Share Posted January 9, 2015 You, bitch, are a world class cunt. I have keys, i don't need you to sit up. I have my own money, so don't need to steal your fucking Greek yoghurt. I can smell your fanny every-time i enter the bathroom, so please empty the always ultra bin. I don't want to hear what happens on your cunty excursions with your girlfriends on a Saturday night. Currently, I am trying to find a way to throw the toaster in the bath with you in it, without having to see you nude. I can't even ask you politely to leave, because somehow, you have managed to gather the intelligence to work and buy this flat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 9, 2015 Report Share Posted January 9, 2015 It's time you left home Doc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dr Pandemic Posted January 9, 2015 Report Share Posted January 9, 2015 It's time you left home Doc. Tied with tenancy. Shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted January 9, 2015 Report Share Posted January 9, 2015 So it's not your flat then. It's simple. Move. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted January 9, 2015 Report Share Posted January 9, 2015 You have issues. Were you ever in Borstal ? What size are your mothers breasts ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 9, 2015 Report Share Posted January 9, 2015 Megacunt was one of Wad's aliases. I wouldn't like to risk seeing her naked either! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted January 9, 2015 Report Share Posted January 9, 2015 Is that flatmate or fatmate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted January 9, 2015 Report Share Posted January 9, 2015 You, bitch, are a world class cunt. I have keys, i don't need you to sit up. I have my own money, so don't need to steal your fucking Greek yoghurt. I can smell your fanny every-time i enter the bathroom, so please empty the always ultra bin. I don't want to hear what happens on your cunty excursions with your girlfriends on a Saturday night. Currently, I am trying to find a way to throw the toaster in the bath with you in it, without having to see you nude. I can't even ask you politely to leave, because somehow, you have managed to gather the intelligence to work and buy this flat. That's no way to talk about your wife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 9, 2015 Report Share Posted January 9, 2015 When's Vajazzles ban up? Without the sheep's daily updates I've lost count. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted January 9, 2015 Report Share Posted January 9, 2015 When's Vajazzles ban up? Without the sheep's daily updates I've lost count. With all concurrent offences taken into account sometime around mid February 2018. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted January 10, 2015 Report Share Posted January 10, 2015 When is someone going to post an intelligent thread this month. These noms are all very naff. What's stopping you? If everybody else's noms are shit, don't you think you should set an example? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Patroller Posted January 10, 2015 Report Share Posted January 10, 2015 What's stopping you? If everybody else's noms are shit, don't you think you should set an example? Good one KC, we need the cunts on here to step up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted January 10, 2015 Report Share Posted January 10, 2015 Good one KC, we need the cunts on here to step up. The last three ideas I wanted to slag off had already been. Unlike others, I won't gratuitously duplicate noms. I'll comment on an existing nom. I know there is at least one cunt, whose wrath I'll avoid for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 10, 2015 Report Share Posted January 10, 2015 When's Vajazzles ban up? Without the sheep's daily updates I've lost count. He isn't coming back everyone. He told me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 10, 2015 Report Share Posted January 10, 2015 He isn't coming back everyone. He told me. He'll be back .. Arnie always returns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted January 11, 2015 Report Share Posted January 11, 2015 He isn't coming back everyone. He told me. I'm not a gambling man, but I'd bet he'll be back. he is just too much of a cunt to just walk away from the Corner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 11, 2015 Report Share Posted January 11, 2015 I'm not a gambling man, but I'd bet he'll be back. he is just too much of a cunt to just walk away from the Corner. I doubt he will be back as Jazz if that happens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 11, 2015 Report Share Posted January 11, 2015 When's Vajazzles ban up? Without the sheep's daily updates I've lost count. 23 long days & 23 long nights then jazz will be allowed back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted January 11, 2015 Report Share Posted January 11, 2015 I doubt he will be back as Jazz if that happens. He's probably worked out the ip blocker by now. I'd guess he's back already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 11, 2015 Report Share Posted January 11, 2015 When's Vajazzles ban up? Without the sheep's daily updates I've lost count. Please do not make posts that are likely to start the sheep counting again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 11, 2015 Report Share Posted January 11, 2015 Please do not make posts that are likely to start the sheep counting again! Just noticed I am too late........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted January 11, 2015 Report Share Posted January 11, 2015 Please do not make posts that are likely to start the sheep counting again!Not too much of a problem,thirty days is right on the limit of the abacus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 11, 2015 Report Share Posted January 11, 2015 Just noticed I am too late........ Hello Noobie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 11, 2015 Report Share Posted January 11, 2015 Hello Noobie What the fuck are you on about, you utter idiot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 11, 2015 Report Share Posted January 11, 2015 I like to welcome noobies & make them realise ProfB is a mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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