Decimus Posted January 9, 2015 Report Posted January 9, 2015 Anyone with facial growth is a rummun in my book. All you need to do is look at the biggest cunts in history to come to the same conclusion. Stalin, Hitler, Sutcliffe, Bin Laden, Forsyth, Captain Haddock. The list is fucking endless. Quote
Guest Patroller Posted January 9, 2015 Report Posted January 9, 2015 Anyone with facial growth is a rummun in my book. All you need to do is look at the biggest cunts in history to come to the same conclusion. Stalin, Hitler, Sutcliffe, Bin Laden, Forsyth, Captain Haddock. The list is fucking endless. I'm proud of my full beard. Quote
Decimus Posted January 9, 2015 Author Report Posted January 9, 2015 I'm proud of my full beard. In order to fully ascertain whether you are at the same level of maniacal cuntishness as the aforementioned, please answer the following: 1: Do gulags and Siberian exile turn you on? 2: Do you hate Jews? 3: Have you ever murdered a northern wench? 4: Have you been on the telly for 60 years, but no matter how many times you piss yourself and forget your own name you absolutely refuse to put the license fee paying population out of their misery by retiring/ dying post haste? 5: Have you got an unhealthy relationship with a Belgian pubescent boy? Quote
Guest Patroller Posted January 9, 2015 Report Posted January 9, 2015 Have you ever murdered a northern wench? I've had many a pleasant evening with some randy northern wenches. Quote
Guest judgetwi Posted January 10, 2015 Report Posted January 10, 2015 A wankers nomination . You can just as easily make a list of clean shaven cunts--Blair, Bush, the list is endless as they say. If you've got nothing to say shut your fucking cakehole. Quote
Guest KuntaCunty Posted January 10, 2015 Report Posted January 10, 2015 A wankers nomination . You can just as easily make a list of clean shaven cunts--Blair, Bush, the list is endless as they say. If you've got nothing to say shut your fucking cakehole. Hi Judge! Quote
Guest deebom Posted January 10, 2015 Report Posted January 10, 2015 Beards are rank though. Every time I see a cunt with a beard, I think of the cornflakes in Mr Twits beard. Quote
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 10, 2015 Report Posted January 10, 2015 Beards are rank though. Every time I see a cunt with a beard, I think of the cornflakes in Mr Twits beard. The neatly trimmed ones can be quite attractive. But my massive nosed French teacher had one of them bushy beards with snot in it. Quote
cuntspotter Posted January 10, 2015 Report Posted January 10, 2015 If you had a nose like mine, you wouldn't want to underline it with a moustache. Quote
Decimus Posted January 10, 2015 Author Report Posted January 10, 2015 A wankers nomination . You can just as easily make a list of clean shaven cunts--Blair, Bush, the list is endless as they say. If you've got nothing to say shut your fucking cakehole. You would say that. As the supposed owner of a Harley Davidson, you've obviously got a fuck off massive bushy beard yourself. I do hope that it gets caught in your front wheel one day and you are propelled into the back of a Bedford Rascal at 70 mph. Twat. Quote
Guest cuntcrapper Posted January 10, 2015 Report Posted January 10, 2015 Elizabeth Taylor has facial hair round her chin. And thats four year after she died... Quote
Guest Posted January 10, 2015 Report Posted January 10, 2015 I can't imagine kissing anyone with faecal hair Quote
Decimus Posted January 10, 2015 Author Report Posted January 10, 2015 Don't be so silly. 70mph on a Harley.. Wishful thinking I know, but in my fantasy it has to be an optimum speed in order to cause a certain, excruciating death for this particular twat out of Hell. Quote
Ape™️ Posted January 10, 2015 Report Posted January 10, 2015 Shite nom, for fucks sake get a brain. Then shave the tree trunks around your arse, fucking monkey. How the fuck am I going to earn a shilling from you as a rent boy with a hairy fucking arsehole ? Beards are for men Sonny Jim, you'll get one when you're older. You're not really playing with a full deck, are you? 1 Quote
cuntspotter Posted January 10, 2015 Report Posted January 10, 2015 No... But I'm trying to up my game. Quote
Decimus Posted January 10, 2015 Author Report Posted January 10, 2015 Shite nom, for fucks sake get a brain. Then shave the tree trunks around your arse, fucking monkey. How the fuck am I going to earn a shilling from you as a rent boy with a hairy fucking arsehole ? Beards are for men Sonny Jim, you'll get one when you're older. Empty vessels make the most amount of noise. Try actually making a nomination before criticising. I realise you're not capable of original thought, but if that repetitive, boring cunt Frank can summon up a few brain cells to make one, I'm sure that even a sheep bothering cunt like you can manage it. Quote
Guest judgetwi Posted January 11, 2015 Report Posted January 11, 2015 I've had many a pleasant evening with some randy northern wenches. .......then you woke up and your little winkle had spat all over your hand. Quote
Guest judgetwi Posted January 11, 2015 Report Posted January 11, 2015 I don't think Bush is a clean-shaven cunt. The clue's in the name. Kernneth Williams is long since dead but Drew keeps his spirit alive........fuck knows why. Quote
Guest judgetwi Posted January 11, 2015 Report Posted January 11, 2015 Er......i was referring to KENNETH, not his Swedish cousin. Quote
Guest KuntaCunty Posted January 12, 2015 Report Posted January 12, 2015 You would say that. As the supposed owner of a Harley Davidson, you've obviously got a fuck off massive bushy beard yourself. I do hope that it gets caught in your front wheel one day and you are propelled into the back of a Bedford Rascal at 70 mph. Twat. Decimus, do you really think that such an effeminate little cunt like Judge, with so much estrogen flowing through his veins could manage to grow such a testament to manhood? I tend to doubt it. 1 Quote
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