The New Stars In Their Eyes

[Guest Dr Pandemic]

Apart from wanting to smash Harry Hills cunt face, I was suprised to find that this programme had in fact got a 1000 times worse since its last cunt appearance and now looks like ITV simply couldnt be fucked to spend advertising revenue on entertaining anyone with half a fucking clue. My cunt flatmate said no to "The Shining" for this flourescent horseshit. Dumb cunt.

[Guest ducunti]

How the fuck that cunt Harry Hill has got where he is, the tv controller he was bumming only knows. The best policy with this twat is if his names associated with it, turn the fucking telly off.

[Guest]

Apart from wanting to smash Harry Hills cunt face, I was suprised to find that this programme had in fact got a 1000 times worse since its last cunt appearance and now looks like ITV simply couldnt be fucked to spend advertising revenue on entertaining anyone with half a fucking clue. My cunt flatmate said no to "The Shining" for this flourescent horseshit. Dumb cunt.

Allow me to assist Doc.. you fucking student type quarterwit. Follow these five easy steps:
1. Drop a couple of Valium if your flatmate's tea.
2. Tell her the TV is hers for keeps.. she can watch her shit in bed.
3. Tippy toe into her room at five in the morning.
4. Place a pillow over her face and suffocate her until she's dead.
5. Legs apart, raise the TV high above your head.
6. With all your skinny studenty might, repeatedly thrash it down on her dead head.

[Guest Dr Pandemic]

You don't have to watch it.

I promised to stay in and keep her company coz her bf dumped her unsuprisingly. Clapping and hooting like a cunt, then suddenly sobbing

[Guest Patroller]

Allow me to assist Doc.. you fucking student type quarterwit. Follow these five easy steps:
1. Drop a couple of Valium if your flatmate's tea.
2. Tell her the TV is hers for keeps.. she can watch her shit in bed.
3. Tippy toe into her room at five in the morning.
4. Place a pillow over her face and suffocate her until she's dead.
5. Legs apart, raise the TV high above your head.
6. With all your skinny studenty might, repeatedly thrash it down on her dead head.

Frank, you are a demented piece of crap.

[Guest Patroller]

You don't have to watch it.

As you say to everyone else cunt, Disabled toilet.

[Guest]

You don't have to watch it.

You are right, of course. But to have the knowledge that this bloke is on TV breathing the same air as the rest of us is enough to make you want to smash the fucking thing to pieces.

[Cuntybaws]

As you say to everyone else cunt, Disabled toilet.

Fuck me, it's Patroller. There won't be a dry leg in the house.

[Guest Dr Pandemic]

Allow me to assist Doc.. you fucking student type quarterwit. Follow these five easy steps:
1. Drop a couple of Valium if your flatmate's tea.
2. Tell her the TV is hers for keeps.. she can watch her shit in bed.
3. Tippy toe into her room at five in the morning.
4. Place a pillow over her face and suffocate her until she's dead.
5. Legs apart, raise the TV high above your head.
6. With all your skinny studenty might, repeatedly thrash it down on her dead head.

Student type? No gaylord. You are an infected cunt. Good advice otherwise.

[Guest]

Student type? No gaylord. You are an infected cunt. Good advice otherwise.

You're semi-squatting and not a student? A desperately awful state of affairs. Sorry.

[Cuntybaws]

Student type? No gaylord. You are an infected cunt. Good advice otherwise.

For once, Frank does not actually go far enough. This death is too quick and merciful for the sort of cunt who would inflict Harry fucking Hill on someone who pays their rent.

 

Er, you're not paying her in kind, are you...?

[Guest Dr Pandemic]

Your semi-squatting and not a student? A desperately awful state of affairs. Sorry.

Yes.

[Guest Dr Pandemic]

For once, Frank does not actually go far enough. This death is too quick and merciful for the sort of cunt who would inflict Harry fucking Hill on someone who pays their rent.

Er, you're not paying her in kind, are you...?

No. I pay money, on time. Watching her enjoying it made me angry.

[Guest]

Yes.

Doc would you mind deleting the above? I just edited my post.. correcting 'your' with 'you're'. I don't want to be seen as some sort of thicko.

[Decimus]

Rodney, is going out with Daphne, who was once engaged to Ted.

[Guest]

I promised to stay in and keep her company coz her bf dumped her unsuprisingly. Clapping and hooting like a cunt, then suddenly sobbing

When you're in situations like that, doesn't having sex with her seem like the natural thing to do?

[Guest Dr Pandemic]

When you're in situations like that, doesn't having sex with her seem like the natural thing to do?

I did see her topless once, she looked good. But she is annoying cunt, so decided against it. She would defo say yes.

[cuntspotter]

I did see her topless once, she looked good. But she is annoying cunt, so decided against it. She would defo say yes.

Ding dong!

[Guest Dr Pandemic]

When you're in situations like that, doesn't having sex with her seem like the natural thing to do?

Guess what I did this morning

[Guest]

Guess what I did this morning

Eat shit.

[Guest Dr Pandemic]

Eat shit.

No you cuntsteroid.

[Guest Even bigger cunt.]

Harry Hill a complete waste of air space the cunt is about as funny as watching paint dry. That lemon cunt with his cunting bandaged hand another useless cunt.That should be completely wrapped  Harry Hills shirt collars, or better still wrap both the cunts up and mummify them useless unfunny cunts.