Guest Dr Pandemic Posted January 10, 2015 Report Share Posted January 10, 2015 Apart from wanting to smash Harry Hills cunt face, I was suprised to find that this programme had in fact got a 1000 times worse since its last cunt appearance and now looks like ITV simply couldnt be fucked to spend advertising revenue on entertaining anyone with half a fucking clue. My cunt flatmate said no to "The Shining" for this flourescent horseshit. Dumb cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted January 10, 2015 Report Share Posted January 10, 2015 How the fuck that cunt Harry Hill has got where he is, the tv controller he was bumming only knows. The best policy with this twat is if his names associated with it, turn the fucking telly off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 10, 2015 Report Share Posted January 10, 2015 Apart from wanting to smash Harry Hills cunt face, I was suprised to find that this programme had in fact got a 1000 times worse since its last cunt appearance and now looks like ITV simply couldnt be fucked to spend advertising revenue on entertaining anyone with half a fucking clue. My cunt flatmate said no to "The Shining" for this flourescent horseshit. Dumb cunt. Allow me to assist Doc.. you fucking student type quarterwit. Follow these five easy steps: 1. Drop a couple of Valium if your flatmate's tea. 2. Tell her the TV is hers for keeps.. she can watch her shit in bed. 3. Tippy toe into her room at five in the morning. 4. Place a pillow over her face and suffocate her until she's dead. 5. Legs apart, raise the TV high above your head. 6. With all your skinny studenty might, repeatedly thrash it down on her dead head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dr Pandemic Posted January 10, 2015 Report Share Posted January 10, 2015 You don't have to watch it. I promised to stay in and keep her company coz her bf dumped her unsuprisingly. Clapping and hooting like a cunt, then suddenly sobbing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Patroller Posted January 10, 2015 Report Share Posted January 10, 2015 Allow me to assist Doc.. you fucking student type quarterwit. Follow these five easy steps: 1. Drop a couple of Valium if your flatmate's tea. 2. Tell her the TV is hers for keeps.. she can watch her shit in bed. 3. Tippy toe into her room at five in the morning. 4. Place a pillow over her face and suffocate her until she's dead. 5. Legs apart, raise the TV high above your head. 6. With all your skinny studenty might, repeatedly thrash it down on her dead head. Frank, you are a demented piece of crap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Patroller Posted January 10, 2015 Report Share Posted January 10, 2015 You don't have to watch it. As you say to everyone else cunt, Disabled toilet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 10, 2015 Report Share Posted January 10, 2015 You don't have to watch it. You are right, of course. But to have the knowledge that this bloke is on TV breathing the same air as the rest of us is enough to make you want to smash the fucking thing to pieces. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 10, 2015 Report Share Posted January 10, 2015 As you say to everyone else cunt, Disabled toilet. Fuck me, it's Patroller. There won't be a dry leg in the house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dr Pandemic Posted January 10, 2015 Report Share Posted January 10, 2015 Allow me to assist Doc.. you fucking student type quarterwit. Follow these five easy steps: 1. Drop a couple of Valium if your flatmate's tea. 2. Tell her the TV is hers for keeps.. she can watch her shit in bed. 3. Tippy toe into her room at five in the morning. 4. Place a pillow over her face and suffocate her until she's dead. 5. Legs apart, raise the TV high above your head. 6. With all your skinny studenty might, repeatedly thrash it down on her dead head. Student type? No gaylord. You are an infected cunt. Good advice otherwise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 10, 2015 Report Share Posted January 10, 2015 Student type? No gaylord. You are an infected cunt. Good advice otherwise. You're semi-squatting and not a student? A desperately awful state of affairs. Sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 10, 2015 Report Share Posted January 10, 2015 Student type? No gaylord. You are an infected cunt. Good advice otherwise. For once, Frank does not actually go far enough. This death is too quick and merciful for the sort of cunt who would inflict Harry fucking Hill on someone who pays their rent. Er, you're not paying her in kind, are you...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dr Pandemic Posted January 10, 2015 Report Share Posted January 10, 2015 Your semi-squatting and not a student? A desperately awful state of affairs. Sorry. Yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dr Pandemic Posted January 10, 2015 Report Share Posted January 10, 2015 For once, Frank does not actually go far enough. This death is too quick and merciful for the sort of cunt who would inflict Harry fucking Hill on someone who pays their rent. Er, you're not paying her in kind, are you...? No. I pay money, on time. Watching her enjoying it made me angry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 10, 2015 Report Share Posted January 10, 2015 Yes. Doc would you mind deleting the above? I just edited my post.. correcting 'your' with 'you're'. I don't want to be seen as some sort of thicko. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 10, 2015 Report Share Posted January 10, 2015 Rodney, is going out with Daphne, who was once engaged to Ted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 10, 2015 Report Share Posted January 10, 2015 I promised to stay in and keep her company coz her bf dumped her unsuprisingly. Clapping and hooting like a cunt, then suddenly sobbing When you're in situations like that, doesn't having sex with her seem like the natural thing to do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dr Pandemic Posted January 10, 2015 Report Share Posted January 10, 2015 When you're in situations like that, doesn't having sex with her seem like the natural thing to do? I did see her topless once, she looked good. But she is annoying cunt, so decided against it. She would defo say yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 11, 2015 Report Share Posted January 11, 2015 I did see her topless once, she looked good. But she is annoying cunt, so decided against it. She would defo say yes. Ding dong! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dr Pandemic Posted January 11, 2015 Report Share Posted January 11, 2015 When you're in situations like that, doesn't having sex with her seem like the natural thing to do? Guess what I did this morning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 11, 2015 Report Share Posted January 11, 2015 Guess what I did this morning Eat shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dr Pandemic Posted January 11, 2015 Report Share Posted January 11, 2015 Eat shit. No you cuntsteroid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Even bigger cunt. Posted January 11, 2015 Report Share Posted January 11, 2015 Harry Hill a complete waste of air space the cunt is about as funny as watching paint dry. That lemon cunt with his cunting bandaged hand another useless cunt.That should be completely wrapped Harry Hills shirt collars, or better still wrap both the cunts up and mummify them useless unfunny cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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