Guest Posted January 10, 2015 Report Share Posted January 10, 2015 Saw a great description: 'carousel of goons' for the cavalcade of cunts that appear on that show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 10, 2015 Report Share Posted January 10, 2015 It's a Wheel of Misfortune all right! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dr Pandemic Posted January 10, 2015 Report Share Posted January 10, 2015 Would be ok as a bukkake party Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted January 11, 2015 Report Share Posted January 11, 2015 I have to say Wozza, you paint a rather bleak picture for the future of television. And, I may be wrong, but is there also a hint of cynicism ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 11, 2015 Report Share Posted January 11, 2015 Saw a great description: 'carousel of goons' for the cavalcade of cunts that appear on that show. Prince Andrew? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 11, 2015 Report Share Posted January 11, 2015 I'd like to take Punkape out, with a really high velocity sniper rifle. He'd have to be out on the street, his hovel hasn't got any windows to shoot through. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 11, 2015 Report Share Posted January 11, 2015 An ITV primetime show, hosted by Paddy McCunt, involving an overexcited studio audience and some orange cunts with teeth bleached whiter than a Klansman's daughter's wedding dress; shite you say? Yes, this truly is the nadir of telly's, relatively short, history. But, if there's one fucking thing the history of TV has taught us, it's this: It is capable of becoming even more inane and insulting to the intelligence. Mark my words: Within the decade a programme like Take Me Out will be made where, ordinary cunts with orange skin and bleached teeth will have to guess Whose Cock Or Cunt Is It? A gaggle of these fucking brain donor fuckwits will be lined up and shown pictures of assorted cocks and cunts-some highly gangrenous. They will then have to match the assorted cocks and cunts to the assorted cocks and cunts stood on the stage. The losers- technically they'll all be losers- have to perform oral sex on the most gangrenous sexual organs on display, whilst the crowd claps along shouting "Suck, suck, suck that cock!!/Lick, lick, lick that cunt!!". The winners get to catch syphilis during a week away. It will be hosted by Joey fucking Essex , with James fucking Corden as his glamorous assistant. The only reason it hasn't been made yet is because ITV need plenty of time to teach Joey fucking Essex how to read. Out of likes! This is a classic cc rant proving that the world is going to hell, the sooner the better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 12, 2015 Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 An ITV primetime show, hosted by Paddy McCunt, involving an overexcited studio audience and some orange cunts with teeth bleached whiter than a Klansman's daughter's wedding dress; shite you say? Yes, this truly is the nadir of telly's, relatively short, history. But, if there's one fucking thing the history of TV has taught us, it's this: It is capable of becoming even more inane and insulting to the intelligence. Mark my words: Within the decade a programme like Take Me Out will be made where, ordinary cunts with orange skin and bleached teeth will have to guess Whose Cock Or Cunt Is It? A gaggle of these fucking brain donor fuckwits will be lined up and shown pictures of assorted cocks and cunts-some highly gangrenous. They will then have to match the assorted cocks and cunts to the assorted cocks and cunts stood on the stage. The losers- technically they'll all be losers- have to perform oral sex on the most gangrenous sexual organs on display, whilst the crowd claps along shouting "Suck, suck, suck that cock!!/Lick, lick, lick that cunt!!". The winners get to catch syphilis during a week away. It will be hosted by Joey fucking Essex , with James fucking Corden as his glamorous assistant. The only reason it hasn't been made yet is because ITV need plenty of time to teach Joey fucking Essex how to read. It just sounds like a standard 18-30 holiday to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted January 12, 2015 Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 A retinue of cuprinol-dipped, eyebrow-crayoned shouty bints enact primordial mating rituals with perma-grinning tattooed 'sides-o-beef' in an display of intellectual muscle that makes EJ Gumby look like Jacob Bronowski, presided over by a (tautology alert!) brick-thick Mancunian in the grip of terminal cliché-its.The paradigm of where Britain is as a society in 2015. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted January 12, 2015 Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 This banefully unfunny streak of phlegm enrages the fuck out of me. The wife likes to watch this shit occasionally, at which point I bring out my emergency noise-cancelling headphones and volumes 1-3 of "Now That's What I Call Monkeys With Vuvuzelas", just so I don't have to hear such genius witticisms as "Let the wookie see the hole", "Let the prawn see the cracker", and "Let the treasure see the chest!". Fucking cunt. The only time he'd ever make me laugh is if i saw him on fire, or being lowered into the ground. The cunt's only on television thanks to a bunk up with pie-worshipping Lancashire cunt Peter fuckwit Kay. When that equally unfunny tosspot fucked off out the limelight for five minutes, he should've dragged this malignant twat with him. "Let the cunt see the door." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted January 12, 2015 Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 You know you're a proper cunt when you have a football bloopers DVD out. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted January 12, 2015 Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 take me out ? ... no fecking problem - let the cunts face see the rapidly approaching length of rough sawn 4x2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 12, 2015 Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 You know you're a proper cunt when you have a football bloopers DVD out. Any cunt that refers to football as "footy" is just begging for a good shoeing too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted January 12, 2015 Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 Saw a great description: 'carousel of goons' for the cavalcade of cunts that appear on that show. Classy, the both of them. Can't stop laughing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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