Ape™️ Posted January 11, 2015 Report Share Posted January 11, 2015 You know the type: pretending to have property, wealth, culture, education etc. Unhappy with their real lives, they create an imaginary world to try and make themselves feel less inadequate and worthless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted January 11, 2015 Report Share Posted January 11, 2015 I was going to take some time to answer this properly, but my butler has just gone and spilled some earl grey over the original Tolstoy manuscript I was reading. My old Oxbridge school chums warned me he was useless ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted January 11, 2015 Report Share Posted January 11, 2015 And the spilled tea burned the bottom 9 inches of my cock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 11, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 11, 2015 And the spilled tea burned the bottom 9 inches of my cock. I take it the 9" is only a small fraction of its full mighty length? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted January 11, 2015 Report Share Posted January 11, 2015 Please leave my in-laws out of it. Their fucking brains are lie-wired since conception. Cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cuntcrapper Posted January 11, 2015 Report Share Posted January 11, 2015 It's nice when people get along isn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 11, 2015 Report Share Posted January 11, 2015 Norman Stanley Fletcher. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 11, 2015 Report Share Posted January 11, 2015 I have a library aswell. Where you keep books..... Disabled toilet for you aswell. A library? A shelf with the Hungry Caterpillar and Spot the Dog on does NOT constitute a library. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 11, 2015 Report Share Posted January 11, 2015 Oh Decimus, you are the true God - hail Decimus! God bless you Delboy my son. I fear for your soul however, being on a thread that has been posted on by that turd burgling homosexualist Punkape. You're too good and pure of heart to be tainted by the bollocks that flows out of his gob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 12, 2015 Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 It is better to be truthful and good, than to not - Fred Benson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 12, 2015 Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 It is better to be truthful and good, than to not - Fred Benson. It's better to have your faculties about you, than being a drunken three hubby two bob whore - Frank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 12, 2015 Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 Frank, you are one weird fucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted January 12, 2015 Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 A library? A shelf with the Hungry Caterpillar and Spot the Dog on does NOT constitute a library. Shit. That's me fucked then. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 12, 2015 Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 Shit. That's me fucked then. You've got a fucking shelf? Well, lah-di-dah, you posh cunt, and here I thought I was the last king of Scotland! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted January 12, 2015 Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 You've got a fucking shelf? Well, lah-di-dah, you posh cunt, and here I thought I was the last king of Scotland! Its ok bawsy, he only keeps his buckfast on it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted January 12, 2015 Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 It is better to be truthful and good, than to not - Fred Benson. Why Gobbo, you are quite the dirty, rotten scoundrel, aren't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 12, 2015 Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 Why Gobbo, you are quite the dirty, rotten scoundrel, aren't you?I am indeed, and I'm keeping the fur coat. Is that wrong? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted January 12, 2015 Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 It's better to have your faculties about you, than being a drunken three hubby two bob whore - Frank Frank, how come everybody who calls you out is, according to you, a pisshead? I think we know who the pisshead is here. When the Jizzmonster comes back you might have a purpose but, in the meantime, just fuck off you loser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 13, 2015 Report Share Posted January 13, 2015 Frank, how come everybody who calls you out is, according to you, a pisshead? I think we know who the pisshead is here. When the Jizzmonster comes back you might have a purpose but, in the meantime, just fuck off you loser.[/quote. I've only sincerely called you a pisshead.. because you clearly are. A bitter alcoholic who somehow didn't quite make it along the way. Night x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 13, 2015 Report Share Posted January 13, 2015 Frank, you've become a charicature of yourself. Up your fucking game or do the honourable thing and take a massive overdose. Good day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 13, 2015 Report Share Posted January 13, 2015 ame="Frank" post="81871" timestamp="1421109708"] Frank, you've become a charicature of yourself. Up your fucking game or do the honourable thing and take a massive overdose. Good day. A what of myself? Try again.. fuckwit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 13, 2015 Report Share Posted January 13, 2015 I'd assumed he meant "charcuterie", but then I realised there's no pork in a kokoretsi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 13, 2015 Report Share Posted January 13, 2015 A what of myself? Try again.. fuckwit. Would you believe me if I told you that this was a new word, created specifically to describe your epic level of cuntitude as no other in the English lexicon does it justice? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted January 13, 2015 Report Share Posted January 13, 2015 Oh, the irony.....you can't even use the quote function, you drunken fucktard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted January 14, 2015 Report Share Posted January 14, 2015 I am indeed, and I'm keeping the fur coat. Is that wrong? Just have it waxed before summer love, and everything will be dandy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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