Guest Posted January 23, 2015 Report Posted January 23, 2015 On a snowboarding trip but they closed the mountain due to high winds-CUNTS So stuck inside with beers and brandy we started working on our top 100 Cunts here is our list so far (I've put myself in at No.4) this is still a work in progress please let us know of any cunts we may have forgotten-they must be alive, no dead cunts Thanks Quote
Guest DrCunt Posted January 23, 2015 Report Posted January 23, 2015 You're selling yourself short. Cunt. Quote
Guest Posted January 23, 2015 Report Posted January 23, 2015 Im a cunt I forgot to put the list-now you can see why I'm No4 Tony Blair God Chris Martin Mark Wayne Damien Walsh John Terry The Pope (All previous and future) Gary Glitter George Bush Russell Brand Simon Cowell Carl Pilkington Bernie Ecclestone Coleen Rooney James Blunt Jayz Steve Claridge Roman Abramovitch Jose Mouriniho Beyonce David Beckham Tom Cruise Morrisey Edwina Currie Ed Sheeran Bob Geldorf Jordan Peter Andre Luis Suarez Donald Rumsfeld John Prescott Obama Cameron Ant & Dec Shaun White Putin Rob Drydek David Mellor Mike Brewer Tim Lovejoy John Leslie Cheryl Cole Boris Johnson Christian Stevenson Marti Pellow Donald Trump Alan Sugar Rupert Murdoch Proclaimers Gerry Adams Graham Norton Alec Salmond Fiddy Cent Bear Grylls Sharon Osbourne Andy Murray The A9 Road Kim Kardashian Richard Branson Frank Lampard Ryan Giggs Gary Neville Harry Redknap Wayne Rooney Quote
Ape™️ Posted January 23, 2015 Report Posted January 23, 2015 A list of cunts eh? Why didn't anyone else think to do this? 1 Quote
Stubby Pecker Posted January 23, 2015 Report Posted January 23, 2015 What a list of ultra cunts, lots of footie players, but no piers Morgan? The man is a slimy slug worthy of a top 10 Quote
Guest Posted January 23, 2015 Report Posted January 23, 2015 Im a cunt I forgot to put the list-now you can see why I'm No4 Tony Blair God Chris Martin Mark Wayne Damien Walsh John Terry The Pope (All previous and future) Gary Glitter George Bush Russell Brand Simon Cowell Carl Pilkington Bernie Ecclestone Coleen Rooney James Blunt Jayz Steve Claridge Roman Abramovitch Jose Mouriniho Beyonce David Beckham Tom Cruise Morrisey Edwina Currie Ed Sheeran Bob Geldorf Jordan Peter Andre Luis Suarez Donald Rumsfeld John Prescott Obama Cameron Ant & Dec Shaun White Putin Rob Drydek David Mellor Mike Brewer Tim Lovejoy John Leslie Cheryl Cole Boris Johnson Christian Stevenson Marti Pellow Donald Trump Alan Sugar Rupert Murdoch Proclaimers Gerry Adams Graham Norton Alec Salmond Fiddy Cent Bear Grylls Sharon Osbourne Andy Murray The A9 Road Kim Kardashian Richard Branson Frank Lampard Ryan Giggs Gary Neville Harry Redknap Wayne Rooney And now give a reasoned argument as to why they are cunts. Quote
Guest Posted January 23, 2015 Report Posted January 23, 2015 What a list of ultra cunts, lots of footie players, but no piers Morgan? The man is a slimy slug worthy of a top 10 Piers is added thank you! Quote
Guest Posted January 23, 2015 Report Posted January 23, 2015 And now give a reasoned argument as to why they are cunts. c'mon thats real work what kinda cunt do ya think I am Quote
Guest Posted January 23, 2015 Report Posted January 23, 2015 c'mon thats real work what kinda cunt do ya think I am A surf boarding one. Quote
Guest Posted January 23, 2015 Report Posted January 23, 2015 On a snowboarding trip but they closed the mountain due to high winds-CUNTS So stuck inside with beers and brandy we started working on our top 100 Cunts here is our list so far (I've put myself in at No.4) this is still a work in progress please let us know of any cunts we may have forgotten-they must be alive, no dead cunts Thanks On a snowboarding trip but they closed the mountain due to high winds-CUNTS So stuck inside with beers and brandy we started working on our top 100 Cunts here is our list so far (I've put myself in at No.4) this is still a work in progress please let us know of any cunts we may have forgotten-they must be alive, no dead cunts Thanks Whilst you're cooped up all cosy inside with your beers and brandy, allow me to plan the remainder of your evening... 1. Order one last round and prepare to leave. 2. Damo, on the way out, nip in the kitchen and steal the largest knife you can find... a length of rope and a box of matches. Stick it down your trousers. 3. Knock off early and wish each other a good night. Damo, set your alarm for 3.30 am. 4. Tippy toe into Mark's room, stab him in the eye and set him on fire. 5. Hang yourself from the wardrobe door. 1 Quote
Cuntybaws Posted January 23, 2015 Report Posted January 23, 2015 Whilst you're cooped up all cosy inside with your beers and brandy, allow me to plan the remainder of your evening... 1. Order one last round and prepare to leave. 2. Damo, on the way out, nip in the kitchen and steal the largest knife you can find... a length of rope and a box of matches. Stick it down your trousers. 3. Knock off early and wish each other a good night. Damo, set your alarm for 3.30 am. 4. Tippy toe into Mark's room, stab him in the eye and set him on fire. 5. Hang yourself from the wardrobe door. I was composing a similar list for this pair of prime pussies including, among other things, a St Bernard, some 9-inch nails, and a cheese fondue heated to about 200 degrees, concluding with a coup de grace delivered by a jumbo bar of Toblerone applied with force to the small intestine. No fucking point now, though! 1 Quote
cuntspotter Posted January 23, 2015 Report Posted January 23, 2015 Whilst you're cooped up all cosy inside with your beers and brandy, allow me to plan the remainder of your evening... 1. Order one last round and prepare to leave. 2. Damo, on the way out, nip in the kitchen and steal the largest knife you can find... a length of rope and a box of matches. Stick it down your trousers. 3. Knock off early and wish each other a good night. Damo, set your alarm for 3.30 am. 4. Tippy toe into Mark's room, stab him in the eye and set him on fire. 5. Hang yourself from the wardrobe door. Club 18-30 beckons , Frank. Quote
cuntspotter Posted January 23, 2015 Report Posted January 23, 2015 I was composing a similar list for this pair of prime pussies including, among other things, a St Bernard, some 9-inch nails, and a cheese fondue heated to about 200 degrees, concluding with a coup de grace delivered by a jumbo bar of Toblerone applied with force to the small intestine. No fucking point now, though! Do you think they are sharing a room? Quote
Guest Posted January 23, 2015 Report Posted January 23, 2015 wow what a bunch of deluded cunts you are, mind you what to expect from a bunch of CUNTS....all truly worthy of being called CUNTS.... luckily at least I have a mate to go away with rather than sit at home in from t of a PC with my hands down my trousers playing with my small cock-surely if yours was a decent size you'd be on fabswingers or out on a Friday night you fucking sick cunts Quote
Cuntybaws Posted January 23, 2015 Report Posted January 23, 2015 Time from registration to meltdown ~ 1:35. Not even close to the record. Quote
Guest DrCunt Posted January 23, 2015 Report Posted January 23, 2015 I've not seen anyone fail their initiation this spectacularly since Stephen Hawking was asked to Twerk before he could join UKIP. Quote
Stubby Pecker Posted January 23, 2015 Report Posted January 23, 2015 wow what a bunch of deluded cunts you are, mind you what to expect from a bunch of CUNTS....all truly worthy of being called CUNTS.... luckily at least I have a mate to go away with rather than sit at home in from t of a PC with my hands down my trousers playing with my small cock-surely if yours was a decent size you'd be on fabswingers or out on a Friday night you fucking sick cunts Oh dear....struck a nerve? You really should do some research before you jump in head first to CC. That was actually one of franks nicer posts. Quote
cuntspotter Posted January 23, 2015 Report Posted January 23, 2015 wow what a bunch of deluded cunts you are, mind you what to expect from a bunch of CUNTS....all truly worthy of being called CUNTS.... luckily at least I have a mate to go away with rather than sit at home in from t of a PC with my hands down my trousers playing with my small cock-surely if yours was a decent size you'd be on fabswingers or out on a Friday night you fucking sick cunts Are you sharing a room with Damo? Quote
Cuntybaws Posted January 23, 2015 Report Posted January 23, 2015 Do you think they are sharing a room? I suspect they're sharing a sleeping bag. Of course, by "sleeping bag" I mean condom; and by "sharing" I mean re-using. 1 Quote
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