Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 27, 2015 Report Share Posted January 27, 2015 Ok.. so... a couple of days ago The Weathergirls predicted a massive snow fall on New York, 2 to 3 feet they said... the Mayor declares a State of Emergency and shuts half the city down the snow lands 50 miles away, currently 20 inches deep and snowing heavily.. New Yorkers are now whinging like fuck that the Mayor over-reacted... GROW UP CUNTS!!!! 20 inches of snow 50 miles away is a fucking lucky escape you shitbags, if he didn't declare Emergency and the shit hit you, you'd be whining even more, if you weren't dead. I'm glad the fucking French won for once... Fucking morons.. get a day off work to play snowball fights and the fuckers squeal like a stuck pig... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted January 27, 2015 Report Share Posted January 27, 2015 Better to be safe than sorry, so Michael fish would agree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted January 27, 2015 Report Share Posted January 27, 2015 Fucking hell fire and damnation!Earthquakes, sandstorms, pestilence and all manner off fucked up shit hits the rest of the world like the first four Black Sabbath albums - and we all go 'Bite me!'A tiny ickul snowstorm blows one Starbucks into the next and a few big tough old New Yorkers start crying like the baby Jesus.Hey ya puffs! I've got some 'Man Up' pills you can take with your Hash Browns and Grits. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted January 27, 2015 Report Share Posted January 27, 2015 Americans are fucking stupid anyway. How many other countries build a two-tier motorway like on the San Francisco Fault Line then rebuild it no less than 4 times when the fucker falls down killing people below at the slightest tremor. The same twats that build a major city called Oklahoma in a place called Tornado Alley. Couldn't they of built it a few miles left or right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 27, 2015 Report Share Posted January 27, 2015 Americans are fucking stupid anyway. You're missing Lena, Snatch, I can tell! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 27, 2015 Report Share Posted January 27, 2015 Americans are fucking stupid anyway. How many other countries build a two-tier motorway on the San Francisco Fault Line then rebuild it no less than 4 times when the fucker falls down killing people below at the slightest tremor. The same twats that build a major city called Oklahoma in a place called Tornado Alley. Couldn't they of built it a few miles left or right? A bit like us , innit? The wrong sort of snow..... No grit for the gritters and towns gridlocked after a snowfall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 27, 2015 Report Share Posted January 27, 2015 Americans are fucking stupid anyway. How many other countries build a two-tier motorway on the San Francisco Fault Line then rebuild it no less than 4 times when the fucker falls down killing people below at the slightest tremor. The same twats that build a major city called Oklahoma in a place called Tornado Alley. Couldn't they of built it a few miles left or right? They are cunts just for building two towers and only insuring one of them, and they eat maple syrup for breakfast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 27, 2015 Report Share Posted January 27, 2015 Better to be safe than sorry, so Michael fish would agree. The hysterical reaction was largely due in part to New York state using Fred Talbot as a consultant weather analyst. Schools were always bound to be closed once his involvement was confirmed. He wants kids on the street, not in a class room supervised and doing Trigonometry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 27, 2015 Report Share Posted January 27, 2015 They are cunts just for building two towers and only insuring one of them, and they eat maple syrup for breakfast. The only thing is that maple syrup and bacon on pancakes is rather good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 27, 2015 Report Share Posted January 27, 2015 The only thing is that maple syrup and bacon on pancakes is rather good. I have just, officially, fallen out with you... A fucking waste of fucking good fucking BACON! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 27, 2015 Report Share Posted January 27, 2015 The only thing is that maple syrup and bacon on pancakes is rather good. Except the tubby yanks just dip their fat pork and herb sausage style fingers in the jar and scoop it straight into their blubber gobs like paddington bear let loose in a honey factory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 27, 2015 Report Share Posted January 27, 2015 Ding you are rubbish in every respect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 28, 2015 Report Share Posted January 28, 2015 Ding you are rubbish in every respect. I expected better from you... after saying you are going to ignore me, to then go and reply about 5 or 6 times so far.... Actually.. did I say better...? Well, I suppose you couldn't get much worse, the only reason I can't call you a monosyllabic cunt is because "kill yourself" has a 2 sylllable word in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted January 28, 2015 Report Share Posted January 28, 2015 You're missing Lena, Snatch, I can tell! Your right, I must adjust the telescopic sight better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 28, 2015 Report Share Posted January 28, 2015 I expected better from you... after saying you are going to ignore me, to then go and reply about 5 or 6 times so far.... Actually.. did I say better...? Well, I suppose you couldn't get much worse, the only reason I can't call you a monosyllabic cunt is because "kill yourself" has a 2 sylllable word in it. Dingers, you've been an absolute tonic the last couple of days. Frank obviously likes you...a lot. Ordinarily, getting a full sentence out of him is harder than Jimmy Saviles cock ever was in the Broadmoor mortuary. You've even managed to entice him to write a full paragraph on one occasion, although its yet to be confirmed whether his carer helped him with this. Keep up the good work and before you know it he will be penning sonnets, eulogies and dissertations on the art of souvlaki preparation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 28, 2015 Report Share Posted January 28, 2015 Dingers, you've been an absolute tonic the last couple of days. Frank obviously likes you...a lot. Ordinarily, getting a full sentence out of him is harder than Jimmy Saviles cock ever was in the Broadmoor mortuary. You've even managed to entice him to write a full paragraph on one occasion, although its yet to be confirmed whether his carer helped him with this. Keep up the good work and before you know it he will be penning sonnets, eulogies and dissertations on the art of souvlaki preparation. Maybe the death of his identical twin has perturbed him a bit..dislodged a blockage somewhere down below, allowing the bullshit to flow freely once more... just a thought... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted January 29, 2015 Report Share Posted January 29, 2015 A bit like us , innit? The wrong sort of snow..... No grit for the gritters and towns gridlocked after a snowfall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted January 29, 2015 Report Share Posted January 29, 2015 The only thing is that maple syrup and bacon on pancakes is rather good. Actually, it is, no matter what dingers reckons. Fucking lovely stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 29, 2015 Report Share Posted January 29, 2015 Actually, it is, no matter what dingers reckons. Fucking lovely stuff. Fucking HEATHENS!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 29, 2015 Report Share Posted January 29, 2015 It has to be maple cured bacon for the full hit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 29, 2015 Report Share Posted January 29, 2015 I have just, officially, fallen out with you... A fucking waste of fucking good fucking BACON! Try a bacon and marmalade sandwich. Heaven! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 29, 2015 Report Share Posted January 29, 2015 Stop.. just stop.. PLEASE STOP!!... JUST FUCKING STOP OR I WILL EXPLODE YOU CUNTS!!!!!!!! The ONLY alteration to a bacon butty allowed is this... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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