Guest Keith Lard Posted January 30, 2015 Report Share Posted January 30, 2015 Calm down Londonm! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 31, 2015 Report Share Posted January 31, 2015 Fucking hell that was funny. The lad is a little troubled I think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Keith Lard Posted January 31, 2015 Report Share Posted January 31, 2015 Brony, it's a very old clip. Saw it years ago, as I'm sure a lot of people have. Get a life you fat benefits sponge. Looks like I touched a nerve there. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted January 31, 2015 Report Share Posted January 31, 2015 Keith, I actually did see this ages ago. It loses comedic value with every resurrection. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 31, 2015 Report Share Posted January 31, 2015 I picked up a few tips on the "asking British girls sexual questions." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 31, 2015 Report Share Posted January 31, 2015 I picked up a few tips on the "asking British girls sexual questions." Spot, more blood than usual when wiping my bum this morning. It's been three years now. What do you make of that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 31, 2015 Report Share Posted January 31, 2015 Spot, more blood than usual when wiping my bum this morning. It's been three years now. What do you make of that? Oh my old man's a dustman...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 31, 2015 Report Share Posted January 31, 2015 Oh my old man's a dustman...... Shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 31, 2015 Report Share Posted January 31, 2015 Spot, more blood than usual when wiping my bum this morning. It's been three years now. What do you make of that? I think that if you are concerned, you should give anal double penetration a miss for the next few weeks. It can't be good for you, and you will insist on paying only the most well hung of Jamaican rent boys to indulge you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 31, 2015 Report Share Posted January 31, 2015 Spot, more blood than usual when wiping my bum this morning. It's been three years now. What do you make of that? Get it checked frank. If it is bright red you probably have farmers, if it is darker you need to see someone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted January 31, 2015 Report Share Posted January 31, 2015 Spot, more blood than usual when wiping my bum this morning. It's been three years now. What do you make of that? Nothing at all to worry about, frank. Perfectly normal, no action on your part required. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 31, 2015 Report Share Posted January 31, 2015 Spot, more blood than usual when wiping my bum this morning. It's been three years now. What do you make of that? Courterize it with a red hot poker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 31, 2015 Report Share Posted January 31, 2015 Courterize it with a red hot poker. It's a only a couple of weeks until Valentine's day. gobbie. I'm thinking of a double date with you and Cat… two birds. Whilst you sit outside in the car, Cat and I will have a wonderful time… laughing over dinner with fine wine and song… dancing too perhaps. If things don't go to plan… and if there's time, I'll nip back to the car with some crisps and fuck you in the face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 31, 2015 Report Share Posted January 31, 2015 I'm need to book.. let me know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 31, 2015 Report Share Posted January 31, 2015 It's a only a couple of weeks until Valentine's day. gobbie. I'm thinking of a double date with you and Cat… two birds. Whilst you sit outside in the car, Cat and I will have a wonderful time… laughing over dinner with fine wine and song… dancing too perhaps. If things don't go to plan… and if there's time, I'll nip back to the car with some crisps and fuck you in the face. You are quite the romantic at heart aren't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 31, 2015 Report Share Posted January 31, 2015 It's a only a couple of weeks until Valentine's day. gobbie. I'm thinking of a double date with you and Cat… two birds. Whilst you sit outside in the car, Cat and I will have a wonderful time… laughing over dinner with fine wine and song… dancing too perhaps. If things don't go to plan… and if there's time, I'll nip back to the car with some crisps and fuck you in the face.You two timing arse. And I've written you a song as well. I will be performing it on stage on valentines night and as I'm not one to bear a grudge I will have "Oh Frankie" recorded for you. You can play it next time you are licking tofu off Cat's pussy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 31, 2015 Report Share Posted January 31, 2015 You are quite the romantic at heart aren't you? I need to cover all bases, Alf. I'm against the clock and there's no way Cat will fall for my shit on a first date.. if at all. We all need a little council whore in reserve for cheese and onion face-pumping. Gobbie's your girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 31, 2015 Report Share Posted January 31, 2015 I need to cover all bases, Alf. I'm against the clock and there's no way Cat will fall for my shit on a first date.. if at all. We all need a little council whore in reserve for cheese and onion face-pumping. Gobbie's your girl.No need to be so offensive frank, I've told you before its not cheese and onion its sour cream. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 31, 2015 Report Share Posted January 31, 2015 No need to be so offensive frank, I've told you before its not cheese and onion its sour cream. You've left yourself wide open to a filthy Bawsey pun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 31, 2015 Report Share Posted January 31, 2015 You've left yourself wide open to a filthy Bawsey pun. I am not a number. I am a free man! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 31, 2015 Report Share Posted January 31, 2015 Brony, it's a very old clip. Saw it years ago, as I'm sure a lot of people have. Get a life you fat benefits sponge. First time I've seen it so I thought it was funny. I kept wondering "when is the bus driver going to intervene?" He just let the daft cunt smash up the bus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 31, 2015 Report Share Posted January 31, 2015 I am not a number. I am a free man! I see you are into pussy and pringles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 31, 2015 Report Share Posted January 31, 2015 I see you are into pussy and pringles The smell of Sour Cream Pringles genuinely makes me want to puke on a visceral level. Not so most pussies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 31, 2015 Report Share Posted January 31, 2015 I am not a number. I am a free man! I was expecting a play on words... cheese and onion, cum, sour cream, bukkake and gobbies head. I've underestimated the baws. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 31, 2015 Report Share Posted January 31, 2015 I've been on a bus when it all kicked off once. Christmas Eve as I recall and I was coming home from work, tired and pissed off with a million things to do for Christmas Day. The driver just sat there and didn't do a thing. I am assuming that is their tactic. Either that or there's a ridiculously long time before any security turn up. After about half an hour of waiting, I got off the bus and walked home. The homeless wanker giving all the problems just carried on ranting away. Ironically, I was up at 7am Christmas Day cooking a huge breakfast for the homeless folk of Brighton. Happy fucking Christmas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.