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I have a shoe fetish and a penchant for 1920's ladies fashion, and Fats Waller. I'm also fond of demure flappers smoking whilst sucking... in a cloche hat.

 

I was alright with everything until smoking was mentioned.  I don't care what anybody says, smoking is a vile habit taken on only by the weakest willed of cuntbreeds.  

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What has happened this week Francis ? Your posts have been nothing but shameless filth. Has the old trouble flared up again ?


I miss Rosario.. the tiny Latin tight arse big titted thing.
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Its us smokers that pay your benefits giro every week Kunta with the tax on fags so don't knock us mate.

 

Sorry Del, old bean, but you are mistaking me for some some jobless, scrounging cunt bedsit bound for being too fat to walk out the front door.  My employer pays me, and quite dependably I might add!  :D  They have yet to short me a single hour or have insufficient funds.  You have to respect a company like that.  

 

 

Unless you smoke a pipe. Pipes are manly.

 

I think that depends on the tobacco in the pipe.  I had an uncle once, that smoked a pipe.  One Saturday morning, my old dad took me and we went with the uncle to the shop, and there were some pleasant smelling samples, and chose the one that had to have been blended with Rhinoceros dung, tiger piss, and Cat's crusty gusset and vomit covered hoodie.  The man was an extraordinary cunt! 

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Sorry Del, old bean, but you are mistaking me for some some jobless, scrounging cunt bedsit bound for being too fat to walk out the front door.  My employer pays me, and quite dependably I might add!   :D  They have yet to short me a single hour or have insufficient funds.  You have to respect a company like that.  
 
 
 
An employer who exists only in your imagination.

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I have an employer who exists only in my imagination.

 

Yes Judge, we know!  Now please eat that greasy kebab with your massive gob shut!  Basic manners, you vile cunt! 

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Sorry Del, old bean, but you are mistaking me for some some jobless, scrounging cunt bedsit bound for being too fat to walk out the front door. My employer pays me, and quite dependably I might add! :D They have yet to short me a single hour or have insufficient funds. You have to respect a company like that.

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ame="Frank" post="86163" timestamp="1422918988"] I wondered where you got that fucking awful excuse for a dinner jacket from. You sweaty cunt.

 

I thought he went shopping by digging up graves of rich cunts with bad fashion sense.  

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I remember "knudsen's Eclair."

Please elaborate. At the moment its sounds like some sort of creamy treat administered to a young lad by a grateful MP, DJ, Royal, Senior Officer etc etc. 

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I'm not well, Pen. My doctor has upped the citalopram to 40mg whilst trying to wean me off the antipsychotics. I'm lying low for February.

 

All of those chemical treatments are going to destroy the parts of your internal organs that drink misses.  I think all you need is to be made to run across the autobahn stark bollock nekkid, and if you survive, all of your problems will just solve themselves.  

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