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Hungry Horse Myocardial Infarction Burger


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Mrs W and myself stopped to eat at a Hungry Horse on the way home from the pictures as it was getting late. OK, not my place of choice but the staff were polite and hard working. On the menu was an abortion of an offering that must have had its genesis somewhere in the U.S. of Lardarsica. If anyone thinks their arteries maybe healthy and resilient then you could try hardening them up with one of these:

 

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It’s a donut (sic) burger. Is it any wonder there is an obesity problem?

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Breakfast of champions!

 

No, this 6000 calorie monstrosity is the breakfast of champions

 

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Or if you're a fat council house scumbag from Great Yarmouth... it's a mid-morning snack.

 

 

"Jester's diner in Great Yarmouth serves a breakfast that includes 8 eggs, 12 rashers of bacon, 12 sausages, potatoes, mushrooms, hash browns, black pudding, beans and 12 slices of bread".

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No, this 6000 calorie monstrosity is the breakfast of champions

 

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Or if you're a fat council house scumbag from Great Yarmouth... it's a mid-morning snack.

 

 

"Jester's diner in Great Yarmouth serves a breakfast that includes 8 eggs, 12 rashers of bacon, 12 sausages, potatoes, mushrooms, hash browns, black pudding, beans and 12 slices of bread".

 

That looks like a full weekend brekkie for 2... Friday to Sunday...

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I had something of this nature in Atlanta about 24 years ago. It was shit then and still is. To rinse it down, I had a glass of tap water with ice, which was of odd colour and lacked transparency. Plus it reeked. I sent it back and ordered a glass of fresh orange juice. Guess what, I did get the fresh orange juice fucked up by the sewer-extract ice cubes. The experience is still hoisting my stomach

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No, this 6000 calorie monstrosity is the breakfast of champions

 

kidsbreakfast.png

 

Or if you're a fat council house scumbag from Great Yarmouth... it's a mid-morning snack.

 

 

"Jester's diner in Great Yarmouth serves a breakfast that includes 8 eggs, 12 rashers of bacon, 12 sausages, potatoes, mushrooms, hash browns, black pudding, beans and 12 slices of bread".

 

Can I just grab the coffee to go, if I ate that fucking lot I'd be shitting for a week.

 

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No, this 6000 calorie monstrosity is the breakfast of champions

 

kidsbreakfast.png

 

Or if you're a fat council house scumbag from Great Yarmouth... it's a mid-morning snack.

 

 

"Jester's diner in Great Yarmouth serves a breakfast that includes 8 eggs, 12 rashers of bacon, 12 sausages, potatoes, mushrooms, hash browns, black pudding, beans and 12 slices of bread".

 

 

Fucking hell, you could feed an entire "tent city" of homeless cunts with that much food, and that one lone prick is going to gob it all??  

 

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Decided to just go ahead and google the world's largest burger, have a look at this cunt!

 

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Source: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6199736/Worlds-biggest-burger-weighs-13-stone.html

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It is excess consumption like this that makes a lot of the rest of the world frown at western values. How can shit like this be justifiable? Yes we live in a place where shit like this is allowed and often encouraged, but it is nothing but pure greed. Wastefulness and gluttony at this level makes my blood boil.

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Fucking hell, you could feed an entire "tent city" of homeless cunts with that much food, and that one lone prick is going to gob it all??  
 
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Decided to just go ahead and google the world's largest burger, have a look at this cunt!
 
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Source: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6199736/Worlds-biggest-burger-weighs-13-stone.html

I dont believe that's a huge burger. I reckon that's an ordinary size burger but s very very very small chef!
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I dont believe that's a huge burger. I reckon that's an ordinary size burger but s very very very small chef!

 

The same information was in Guiness Book, but they're cunts, so I didn't use them as the source.  

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I agree. I asked them if I held the record for spending the whole night lying drunk in somebody's fish pond, and I was told to "Fuck right off and stop wasting my time".

 

You're just not dedicated enough then... cos you know.. it's dedication... dedication.. that's what you need....!!!!!!!!!

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I agree. I asked them if I held the record for spending the whole night lying drunk in somebody's fish pond, and I was told to "Fuck right off and stop wasting my time".

 

Rude pricks!  

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