Guest JackoTC Posted February 5, 2015 Report Share Posted February 5, 2015 I have just had two days off work to sit and generally do fuck all as I have been working like a dog for weeks and needed a rest. Had the television on in the background whilst pottering about, and I must say, these irritating money grabbing cunts must spend a fair few quid on advertising, as their slimy, cunt faced, patronizing ads are on every 30 seconds. Apparently, my friends daughter used them to claim back £190 PPI. The cunts took £71 for printing off a single letter and posting it to her bank. She's a muppet, and so is anyone else claiming PPI through a third party. Gladstone Brookes directors need shooting in the neck. And if you ran up a big credit card bill yourself in the last 15 years, then you are partly responsible for the financial state of the country, you deluded arsehole. Now fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted February 5, 2015 Report Share Posted February 5, 2015 That bit about shooting them in the neck got me thinking.Wasn't this the black bloke with no neck who bowled seam up for England in the late 80's? Played for Warwickshire?Where's Applescruff when you need him, the selfish cunt? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 5, 2015 Report Share Posted February 5, 2015 That bit about shooting them in the neck got me thinking. Wasn't this the black bloke with no neck who bowled seam up for England in the late 80's? Played for Warwickshire? Where's Applescruff when you need him, the selfish cunt? Gladstone Small was the man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted February 5, 2015 Report Share Posted February 5, 2015 Gladstone Small was the man.Didn't he also have a very small head on that very short neck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted February 5, 2015 Report Share Posted February 5, 2015 He was a comical looking fella. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted February 5, 2015 Report Share Posted February 5, 2015 Listen up fucko's - lets not turn this into a farce like Ape's Space Invaders Nom, where some shithead changed the course of the nom into something completely different, hence negating his valid point entirely ....................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 5, 2015 Report Share Posted February 5, 2015 Didn't he also have a very small head on that very short neck That was so he could fit inside a Gladstone Bag I reckon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted February 5, 2015 Report Share Posted February 5, 2015 Did Gladstone Brooks ever play test cricket? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted February 5, 2015 Report Share Posted February 5, 2015 That was so he could fit inside a Gladstone Bag I reckon. If I had to be fitted into a Gladstone bag, I would go for the one Phileas Fogg used in going round the world in 80 days, while he was doing it, so I could get to see some of the world in Victorian times. But it might have been a carpet bag he had. If so, then I'm not really bothered either way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 5, 2015 Report Share Posted February 5, 2015 you can be black bagged but that can't be a colour thing surely Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 5, 2015 Report Share Posted February 5, 2015 Listen up fucko's - lets not turn this into a farce like Ape's Space Invaders Nom, where some shithead changed the course of the nom into something completely different, hence negating his valid point entirely .......................Yeah, thanks for that Jacko, you shithead. :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 5, 2015 Report Share Posted February 5, 2015 Listen up fucko's - lets not turn this into a farce like Ape's Space Invaders Nom, where some shithead changed the course of the nom into something completely different, hence negating his valid point entirely ....................... So.... You're not interested in hearing that my favourite ever Prime Minister was William Ewert Gladstone, then? Fucking rude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted February 5, 2015 Report Share Posted February 5, 2015 Sounds like an underworld informer.... A bit like Bertie Smalls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 5, 2015 Report Share Posted February 5, 2015 Do gucci do Gladstone bags? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 7, 2015 Report Share Posted February 7, 2015 Gladstone was the name of the engine in "Oh, Mr Porter" starring Will hay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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