Guest Posted February 8, 2015 Report Share Posted February 8, 2015 Gillian Taylforth has been arrested again, this time for boozing before getting behind the wheel and driving. I once read an interview with her, she said she could not program her Sat Nav. Soo the roads are not safe for the ProfB motor car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted February 8, 2015 Report Share Posted February 8, 2015 Your right prof she is a cunt and always will be, but its a cunt who would always be welcome to my sausage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 8, 2015 Report Share Posted February 8, 2015 "Gillian Taylforth is a cunt" No embellishment necessary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 8, 2015 Report Share Posted February 8, 2015 Mmm. Punishment should be to bring her taylforth and ensausage it. "Smart arsed cunt......" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 8, 2015 Report Share Posted February 8, 2015 Just for having Ian Beale for a son she has qualified as a cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 8, 2015 Report Share Posted February 8, 2015 Just for having Ian Beale for a son she has qualified as a cunt. Case closed. Guilty as charged. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 8, 2015 Report Share Posted February 8, 2015 She got captured in a layby drinking champagne while noshing her boyfriend's sausage by the old bill but she denied it. Denied it? That's the classiest example of public indecency I've ever heard of. Round my way they usually get banged up for taking it up the arse behind a kebab shop whilst chugging a can of fanta. Or am I confusing local crime statistics with Judge's Saturday night again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted February 8, 2015 Report Share Posted February 8, 2015 What sort of sossij does she like? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted February 8, 2015 Report Share Posted February 8, 2015 Was she driving a Range Rover? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted February 8, 2015 Report Share Posted February 8, 2015 Was she driving a Range Rover? Actually... I think she was in a Range Rover. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 8, 2015 Report Share Posted February 8, 2015 If there was a Range Rover involved then it goes without saying she's a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted February 8, 2015 Report Share Posted February 8, 2015 Are you sure it wasn't a BMW X5? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 8, 2015 Report Share Posted February 8, 2015 Actually... I think she was in a Range Rover. Correct SPOT - the interview said Range Rover Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted February 8, 2015 Report Share Posted February 8, 2015 The male driver said he had pulled over because he had heartburn ... Or something... It all seemed odd at the time... I think they had been at the races. Not that I read those sorts of papers, you understand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 8, 2015 Report Share Posted February 8, 2015 The male driver said he had pulled over because he had heartburn ... Or something... It all seemed odd at the time... I think they had been at the races. Not that I read those sorts of papers, you understand. Heartburn?? Is that the excuse for the look on his face? She was rubbing the wrong bit of him then.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted February 8, 2015 Report Share Posted February 8, 2015 Are you sure it wasn't a BMW X5? BMW ? ....fuck a duck .... she'd confess to anything rather than admit that ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted February 8, 2015 Report Share Posted February 8, 2015 Heartburn?? Is that the excuse for the look on his face? She was rubbing the wrong bit of him then.... Well actually, I recall that in court she said she was rubbing his stomach.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted February 8, 2015 Report Share Posted February 8, 2015 Well actually, I recall that in court she said she was rubbing his stomach.... it's called multi tasking m'lud ...arf arf ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted February 8, 2015 Report Share Posted February 8, 2015 The male driver said he had pulled over because he had heartburn ... Or something... It all seemed odd at the time... I think they had been at the races. Not that I read those sorts of papers, you understand. She's getting a bit pissed off now, every time she goes to a party she always seems to draw a Range Rover key out of the hat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted February 9, 2015 Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 Just for having Ian Beale for a son she has qualified as a cunt. Doesn't happen often, but I am in full agreement with the lovely Cat on this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 9, 2015 Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 Actually... I think she was in a Range Rover. One way or another, that Range Rover is always wobbling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 9, 2015 Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 One way or another, that Range Rover is always wobbling. Dodgy suspension. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted February 9, 2015 Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 Actually... I think she was in a Range Rover. She seems to have a bit of bad luck regarding Range Rovers, what with this drink driving thing and not forgetting to mention her getting caught sucking someone off in the back of a Range Rover years ago. I'm starting to wonder if Range Rovers are only sold to cunts, especially after the public declaration by Apespunk that he enjoys a spot drink driving behind the wheel of his Range Rover on occasion. Who knows, he might even use his Range Rover to suck people off in as well? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 9, 2015 Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 She seems to have a bit of bad luck regarding Range Rovers, what with this drink driving thing and not forgetting to mention her getting caught sucking someone off in the back of a Range Rover years ago. I'm starting to wonder if Range Rovers are only sold to cunts, especially after the public declaration by Apespunk that he enjoys a spot drink driving behind the wheel of his Range Rover on occasion. Who knows, he might even use his Range Rover to suck people off in as well? .... more likely other peoples' Range Rovers... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted February 9, 2015 Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 .... more likely other peoples' Range Rovers... Yes, the story of Apespunk's Range Rover ownership struck me as being about as far fetched as a bucket of shit from China. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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