Guest Posted February 8, 2015 Report Share Posted February 8, 2015 The ProfB wagon had a flat tyre TODAY? Soo mean. Yes, a big nail had injected itself into me soft tyre - it looked like it was out of an horseshoe? Who throws nails onto the road? They are cuntage big style. ProfB now has to fear the sausage licking Eastenders 'star' when she’s had a few, & nails. Just crazy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted February 8, 2015 Report Share Posted February 8, 2015 "No more nails" is great - don't even need to own a claw hammer. Hammers on the other hand are cunts, especially when you drop one on your foot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted February 8, 2015 Report Share Posted February 8, 2015 Yes, a big nail had injected itself into me soft tyre You need something injecting into you. I'm throwing this one open to the wags of the Corner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted February 8, 2015 Report Share Posted February 8, 2015 Tricky one this one. On the one hand: Without hammers there would have been no convenient way of nailing Jesus up; Mankind doesn't get saved. On the otherfuckinghand: MC Hammer. A cunt I feel we can all agree on. Hate that cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted February 8, 2015 Report Share Posted February 8, 2015 Jesus? Slightly antisemitic of you, but he was a bit of a loud mouth I suppose. Fucking invaluable at a party at 4 in the morning. No booze, or food? The cunt'll come up trumps. I do believe I've seen the light Warren. It came to pass, the one they called Nobgobbler was converted on the road to the off licence. And behold, she did kneel before the lord and she sayeth unto him "Lord, no cheap supermarket shit, if you don't mind, I'm used to that £15 a bottle stuff from the Sunday Times Wine Club, and instead of bread can I have pringles?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted February 8, 2015 Report Share Posted February 8, 2015 Tricky one this one. On the one hand: Without roads there would have been no Road To Calvary, so therefore no convenient route to get Jesus to his crucifixion; Mankind doesn't get saved. On the otherfuckinghand: Gary Rhodes. A cunt I feel we can all agree on. Isn't he fucking dead yet? He used to advertise Tate and Lyle sugar...the bastard clearly hasn't read our thread on type two diabetes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted February 8, 2015 Report Share Posted February 8, 2015 Jesus? Of course he's dead. He died for your sins, you ungrateful cunt. As for Tate And Lyle; "From the strong came forth sweetness". Whichever cunt came out with that clearly never tasted Fatima fucking Whitbread's testosterone flavoured stench trench. I've never heard of him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 8, 2015 Report Share Posted February 8, 2015 Toe Nails Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted February 8, 2015 Report Share Posted February 8, 2015 Toe Nails Fungal nail infection Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 8, 2015 Report Share Posted February 8, 2015 Fucking broken nails. With a broken nail I can't pick my nose or scratch my arse effectively...and I keep missing me G-string. p.i.m.a.e. Sod it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 8, 2015 Report Share Posted February 8, 2015 I did my nails earlier. A nice magenta colour. Go well with my sandals! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 8, 2015 Report Share Posted February 8, 2015 I do believe I've seen the light Warren. It came to pass, the one they called Nobgobbler was converted on the road to the off licence. And behold, she did kneel before the lord and she sayeth unto him "Lord, no cheap supermarket shit, if you don't mind, I'm used to that £15 a bottle stuff from the Sunday Times Wine Club, and instead of bread can I have pringles?" And lo the Lord doth said "Pringles? Oyvey already! You shall have bagels and be grateful for it and no mistake". Oh I'm going to hell for that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted February 9, 2015 Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 Getting nailed is a cunt, but getting screwed is just life! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 9, 2015 Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 Got me spare wheel on me car at the mo, I hope to get the evil nail removed today & me tyre repaired. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 14, 2015 Report Share Posted February 14, 2015 Jesus? Of course he's dead. He died for your sins, you ungrateful cunt. As for Tate And Lyle; "From the strong came forth sweetness". Whichever cunt came out with that clearly never tasted Fatima fucking Whitbread's testosterone flavoured stench trench. I fucking hate you, Warren. Just saying. That's Mrs Baws' chances of some Valentines Day cunnilingus just gone right out the window Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 14, 2015 Report Share Posted February 14, 2015 You need something injecting into you. I'm throwing this one open to the wags of the Corner. Low hanging fruit, Jacko. Primarily, pineapples and watermelon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 14, 2015 Report Share Posted February 14, 2015 You need something injecting into you. I'm throwing this one open to the wags of the Corner. Eh up! My love, I've got a suggestion, Eh up! My love, will you feel my erection? Eh up! My love, do you want a meat injection? Your eyes are a beautiful brown, how about buying a round? ©1983 The Macc Lads Pure poetry...! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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