Guest judgetwi Posted February 8, 2015 Report Share Posted February 8, 2015 Goodbye then Arry. I hear you have dodgy knees. Well i have dodgy knees but, unlike you, i don't have the dodgy morals to go with them. So no more wheeling and dealing, no more brown envelopes stuffed with cash, no more expensive alterations to your house at the club's expense, no more free cars at the club's expense, no more tax dodging, no more dawn police raids, no more court appearances with your expensive brief by your side. What a fucking shame. Still, i expect you'll get by with your various investments and your off-shore bank accounts. Some people say you should have been manager of England but there's not much dough to be made from fiddling your expenses, not your kind of dough eh, Arry boy! Good luck to you then....oh, Arry.......don't appear on my telly pontificating about football ok? Just fuck off and stay fucked off you slippery cockney cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted February 8, 2015 Report Share Posted February 8, 2015 Someone , somewhere said this fucker is illiterate. Is this true? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 8, 2015 Report Share Posted February 8, 2015 E I E I E I O! Up the football league we go, When we get promotion, This is what we'll sing, We are Norwich, super Norwich Hooper is our King! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted February 8, 2015 Report Share Posted February 8, 2015 Someone , somewhere said this fucker is illiterate. Is this true?No, HE said that. The cunt was trying to claim he was too stupid to steal money from the Inland Revenue. He was fucking lying , don't worry about that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted February 8, 2015 Report Share Posted February 8, 2015 No, HE said that. The cunt was trying to claim he was too stupid to steal money from the Inland Revenue. He was fucking lying , don't worry about that. It sounded like shite at the time but it was doing the rounds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted February 8, 2015 Report Share Posted February 8, 2015 Agree with you on this one judge, I just wish he'd took his dodgy mate the Allardyce cunt with him when he left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 8, 2015 Report Share Posted February 8, 2015 Isn't football for Irons? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 8, 2015 Report Share Posted February 8, 2015 No, HE said that. The cunt was trying to claim he was too stupid to steal money from the Inland Revenue. He was fucking lying , don't worry about that. Is he one of those Kardasian people who appear magazines in the doctors waiting room? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 8, 2015 Report Share Posted February 8, 2015 Isn't football for Irons? they want to stamp out races and iron out puffs in footballism Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted February 9, 2015 Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 Someone , somewhere said this fucker is illiterate. Is this true? Yes, Judge is indeed an illiterate buffoon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted February 9, 2015 Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 Mental note to self: never assume anything re Cunts Corner.I was labouring under the misapprehension this twitchy Bagpuss-lookalike was one of the founding cornerstones of our little monument to cuntyness.How wrong can you be?I labour in the (vain) hope that his leaving QPR might mean an end to his Omni-present 'chim-chimmineeing' arsehole-fucking-cunt persona across all media platforms, but I somehow doubt it. In fact I bet him and his doilum son are the 'Ant and Dec de nos jours, forever parading their ill-informed tripe across the airwaves, 24-7.Harsh?After the stroke this cunt pulled on Betfair in the 'Next Southampton Manager Market' the morning he was appointed there, couple with the fucking front he had to come up with 'I know nuffink about computers me guv' fuckwittery during his trial last year, I hope the Bells Palsy cunt has Satan's little helpers prodding his balls with Nitromors-tipped lances for all eternity. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 9, 2015 Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 He's a fugly cunt alright. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cuntcrapper Posted February 9, 2015 Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 He did have some wonderful phrases though? viz; On signing good-looking Portuguese winger Dani, he told reporters: "My missus fancies him. Even I don't know whether to play him or fuck him." Or on Samassi Abou: "The lad went home to the Ivory Coast and got a bit of food poisoning. He must have eaten a dodgy missionary or something." Priceless! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted February 9, 2015 Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 I can't help but think that this Judgetwi character is of the very same ilk that you see cunting it up in places like Benidorm. You know the type, gobby fat beer boys wearing their footy shirts and ill fitting 'gawd blimey' shorts with Reebok trainers designed for teenagers. I don't like to make assumptions about anyone but I bet this thick fuck up takes his kids out of school to go on ''all in'' holiday to Spain justifying himself with something along the lines of 'seeing me gob off at a Spanish waiter is educational "Oi Pedro, make that a pint of San Miguel with me full monty breakfast,..... savvy?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted February 9, 2015 Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 Is he one of those Kardasian people who appear magazines in the doctors waiting room?Fuck me Herr Oberst, when was the last time you went to the Doctor? They don't have old magazines anymore they have a screen on the wall showing BBC daytime TV, usually with that creepy cunt Wonnacott or some bald headed bastard to the fore. Are you exceptionally healthy Mein Herr or are you one of those weeds too scared to go to the Doctor? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted February 9, 2015 Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 I hope this twitchy cunt goes back to his "spiritual home" of portsmouth and takes the cunts down into the conference. Fucking dodgy chancer, I also hope his cock falls off and he bleeds to death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted February 9, 2015 Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 I can't help but think that this Judgetwi character is of the very same ilk that you see cunting it up in places like Benidorm. You know the type, gobby fat beer boys wearing their footy shirts and ill fitting 'gawd blimey' shorts with Reebok trainers designed for teenagers. I don't like to make assumptions about anyone but I bet this thick fuck up takes his kids out of school to go on ''all in'' holiday to Spain justifying himself with something along the lines of 'seeing me gob off at a Spanish waiter is educational "Oi Pedro, make that a pint of San Miguel with me full monty breakfast,..... savvy?" Gongers,he's a footballist. He wouldn't have kids unless he adopted them Elton John style. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted February 9, 2015 Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 Gongers,he's a footballist. He wouldn't have kids unless he adopted them Elton John style. He's starting to tick all the boxes of what constitutes the average thick as fuck cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted February 9, 2015 Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 I must admit that I too have been trying to weigh the sociopathic cunt up. I don't think he's married. I think he lives on the top floor of a rundown South London tower block, with his cat, Lennie. He keeps model Harley Davidson bikes. Lennie doesn't respect him and demonstrates this total lack of respect by continually shitting in his window box.Judge Grindr keeps a full range of window box tools in a poofy tool belt. It wouldn't be in the least surprising to find out that he actually shits in the window box himself too. An obnoxious pissed up pot bellied footy fuck shitting in his own window box whilst holding a lukewarm can of Bulmer's cider... *hold that image* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 9, 2015 Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 Fuck me Herr Oberst, when was the last time you went to the Doctor? They don't have old magazines anymore they have a screen on the wall showing BBC daytime TV, usually with that creepy cunt Wonnacott or some bald headed bastard to the fore. Are you exceptionally healthy Mein Herr or are you one of those weeds too scared to go to the Doctor? illness is frowned upon in our order judy. However, I have been treated to a two year old copy of Top Gear Magazine recently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted February 9, 2015 Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 (edited) Gongers,he's a footballist. He wouldn't have kids unless he adopted them Elton John style. Deleted Edited February 10, 2015 by Mrs Roops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted February 10, 2015 Report Share Posted February 10, 2015 illness is frowned upon in our order judy. However, I have been treated to a two year old copy of Top Gear Magazine recently. Well of course, how thick am i? Healthy to the left, unhealthy to the right and..........the badhaus. On reflection i don't believe a man of your standing ever goes to the Doctor. Surely he comes to you n'est-ce pas? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted February 10, 2015 Report Share Posted February 10, 2015 Deleted Ooooops! Nearly lost it there Mr. Pinhead. Your anger and bitterness nearly came tumbling out. Be careful Mr. Pinhead ; if you get yourself banned what the fuck are you going to do all day? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 10, 2015 Report Share Posted February 10, 2015 It wouldn't be in the least surprising to find out that he actually shits in the window box himself too. An obnoxious pissed up pot bellied footy fuck shitting in his own window box whilst holding a lukewarm can of Bulmer's cider... *hold that image* Bulmers??? That answers a lot of questions then... Ooooops! Nearly lost it there Mr. Pinhead. Your anger and bitterness nearly came tumbling out. Be careful Mr. Pinhead ; if you get yourself banned what the fuck are you going to do all day? What would he do? Same as always, laugh at your terrible retorts... And by the way.. Bulmers is shite... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 10, 2015 Report Share Posted February 10, 2015 Hate the twitchy dodgy cunt with a passion,Fuck off Redknapp as far as you can go,and when you get there fuck off a little further,and when you get there ,fuck off some more....Oh by the way,I'd fuck your daughter in-law right in the rusty sherrifs badge,cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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