Guest KuntaCunty Posted February 9, 2015 Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 My patience deserted me as my wife and I fetched our groceries, as some unbelievably thick cuntbreed was filling his trolley with microwavable entrees and preservative laden shit. Pizzas, burritos, meat pies, chinese, anything that can be done in 3 minutes or less. Just read the ingredients on these disgusting heaps of shit, first and foremost is always sodium (as a preservative) then MSG, towards the end of the list, ingredients that actually pass for legitimate food items. My wife very casually asked how come he didn't buy fresh produce and cook from scratch, and the cunt said his mum never taught him. How can anybody get that far in life without knowing how to at least make a pot of soup, or press some mince together and cook a fucking burger, ffs? When the moron would cinch his hand around an item to place on the conveyor belt, you could see his knuckles turn white from water retention. He was sweating like a pig and smelt every bit of 2 weeks with no bath, and he's completely helpless in the kitchen. Our tax dollars will go to treat this cunt when he ends up in hospital, because he couldn't be bothered to learn the basics. I almost asked him if he had the moniker "Judgetwi," but discretion and the copper at the entrance made me think twice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Keith Lard Posted February 9, 2015 Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 Fuck off! Microwavable food is the best as it saves times from cooking so I could play video games and wank off to internet porn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted February 9, 2015 Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 Fuck off! Microwavable food is the best as it saves times from cooking so I could play video games and wank off to internet porn. Remarkable, that's one of the excuses the cunt at the queue gave, as well. Bronski, lad, you have to think bigger. A "man" of your stature, surely isn't satisfied with just one frozen entree. Think of all the wasted time getting up and heating the second, third, and sixth frozen dinner. You could have just cooked enough the first time out and grazed and wanked all day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 9, 2015 Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 .........Our tax dollars..... What? Spooter, can you check this persons' IP please.. methinks we might have a colonial sneaking in the back door... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted February 9, 2015 Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 Some people live to eat whilst others eat to live. The latter being the lazy thick shite that don't know that milk comes from cows and that that KFC chicken drumstick they're scoffing came from and domesticated animal called a chicken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted February 9, 2015 Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 The eating habits of this nation - fuck it, the entire Western World - are a source of endless fascination.Stroll the aisles of your local supermarket and watch awestruck as these porcine entities scrabble around the freezers and tins with their little tissue claws for this weeks' synthesis of Tartrazine and calories they can stash into the ravine of their fourth chin, and run back to their squalid little freak-caves in whatever assisted ghetto they come from, for some sustenance in their battles with the pest control authorities. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted February 9, 2015 Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 What the fuck is this Mr. Pinhead? You stick your Gordon Ramsey nose into some poor cunt's shopping trolley and then you come over all BITTER and ANGRY. I thought you were the wanker always complaining about the ANGER and BITTERNESS disturbing the Facebook consensus of this site? Make up your fucking mind for fucks sake. When the Police come to interview you about the underwear missing from your neighbour's washing line you better have your story straight. The average copper is not very bright but he can spot a contradiction a mile off. Trust me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Keith Lard Posted February 9, 2015 Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 What the fuck is this Mr. Pinhead? You stick your Gordon Ramsey nose into some poor cunt's shopping trolley and then you come over all BITTER and ANGRY. I thought you were the wanker always complaining about the ANGER and BITTERNESS disturbing the Facebook consensus of this site? Make up your fucking mind for fucks sake. When the Police come to interview you about the underwear missing from your neighbour's washing line you better have your story straight. The average copper is not very bright but he can spot a contradiction a mile off. Trust me. Do you want to suck my dick Judge? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted February 9, 2015 Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 Judge,your becoming more boring and repetitive as the weeks go by. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted February 9, 2015 Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 I was in a British supermarket a few months ago where I spotted crustless bread. Bread with the fucking crust removed is something you just couldn't make up. Who actually buys fucking bread with the crust removed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted February 9, 2015 Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 You have to be a MASSIVE cunt if you cant cook. What kind of fucking twat cant sustain himself properly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 9, 2015 Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 And while I'm here, you are what you eat and I am beautiful so that proves I eat beautiful food and I eat what i fucking like. You're not really all there, are you Del? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted February 9, 2015 Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 And while I'm here, you are what you eat and I am beautiful so that proves I eat beautiful food and I eat what i fucking like."You are what you eat"....says the World Cunnilingus Champion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted February 9, 2015 Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 These cunts can vote for some twat on a tacky tv talent show but can't boil a fucking egg. Dumbed down brainless zombies that deserve slow lingering death by starvation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted February 9, 2015 Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 What? Spooter, can you check this persons' IP please.. methinks we might have a colonial sneaking in the back door... Nah, not a septic, just using a familiar cliche in order to rant and rave about total imbeciles with no cooking skills or self-sufficiency training whatsoever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 10, 2015 Report Share Posted February 10, 2015 You can microwave most things from scratch anyway. Its usually how I prepare my diy "ready meals" before they go in the freezer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 10, 2015 Report Share Posted February 10, 2015 "You are what you eat" ....says the World Cunnilingus Champion. How can he answer that either way... Yes, he gets loads of pussy but that makes him a cunt No, he gets no pussy, so he's an ugly cunt.. Damned if you do... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted February 11, 2015 Report Share Posted February 11, 2015 You can microwave most things from scratch anyway. Its usually how I prepare my diy "ready meals" before they go in the freezer. I see that as you are perfectly capable of cooking for yourself, and stretching your food expenses. Nothing wrong with reheating what you already cooked, you didn't load it with salt, MSG, and fuck knows what else, put it in fancy packaging, flash freeze it, and ship it to Tesco's and pound store freezers for cunts like judge to stock up on them. I'd be willing to give credit to cunts with a single burner propane cooktop in their bedsit, frying fat backs in pure lard wrapped in bacon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted February 11, 2015 Report Share Posted February 11, 2015 I see that as you are perfectly capable of cooking for yourself, and stretching your food expenses. Nothing wrong with reheating what you already cooked, you didn't load it with salt, MSG, and fuck knows what else, put it in fancy packaging, flash freeze it, and ship it to Tesco's and pound store freezers for cunts like judge to stock up on them. I'd be willing to give credit to cunts with a single burner propane cooktop in their bedsit, frying fat backs in pure lard wrapped in bacon. You are hinting on Atkin's Diet here, Sir. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted February 11, 2015 Report Share Posted February 11, 2015 You are hinting on Atkin's Diet here, Sir. Judge's name is "Atkins?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted February 11, 2015 Report Share Posted February 11, 2015 I very much doubt it, unless Judge is capable of producing some 150 pages of written word, which actually makes some sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted February 11, 2015 Report Share Posted February 11, 2015 However, Dr Atkins would have been delighted by Judge adhering to his recipes on a daily basis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 11, 2015 Report Share Posted February 11, 2015 Tommy Atkins? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted February 12, 2015 Report Share Posted February 12, 2015 However, Dr Atkins would have been delighted by Judge adhering to his recipes on a daily basis. A kebab a day keeps good heart health away! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted February 12, 2015 Report Share Posted February 12, 2015 A kebab a day keeps good heart health away! Chili sauce? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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