Guest MikeD Posted February 12, 2015 Report Share Posted February 12, 2015 Every bastard politician should be gagged from now until the fucking election, instead of having to listen to them spouting their meaningless empty promises and insincere fucking bullshit. Granted they do it on a daily basis but it's reaching new levels of cuntishness now. Just shut your fucking mouths you lying bastards, we know full well that even if you do get into power you'll do exactly what you fucking want anyway so stop wasting our time and yours. The fact that you think we'll swallow it just shows how far detached you are from reality and what you think of us anyway. Gas the bastards! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted February 12, 2015 Report Share Posted February 12, 2015 Eh?Of course we swallow it!!We fucking love the bullshit fairytales these cunts come out with. Just watch as grown adults get into a righteous strop about which set of fantasists they believe in.Any politician that tells the truth is a fucking imbecile and has the shelf-life of a cream cake in Kerry Katona's fridge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted February 12, 2015 Report Share Posted February 12, 2015 Case in point."Put more cunts in prison for longer!""Fine - mind if I put up your taxes to pay for the Cap Ex on more prisons and prison officers?""Fuck That!" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted February 12, 2015 Report Share Posted February 12, 2015 I always vote but for me it's choosing the least cuntish out of a bunch of cunts and I wouldn't believe the bastards if they told me the time. Voting is the principal as I always say if you don't vote then don't fucking moan but as for swallowing what they tell me, no thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted February 12, 2015 Report Share Posted February 12, 2015 I think that's pretty much the case for 90% of the population.The bunch of buffed-up, shiny suits and smarmy personalities that off-piss me least. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted February 12, 2015 Report Share Posted February 12, 2015 Racketeering more like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted February 12, 2015 Report Share Posted February 12, 2015 Spoil your ballot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted February 12, 2015 Report Share Posted February 12, 2015 There are still some soppy cunts out there who believe their vote matters. One does their best I suppose, and going by the rapid decline in the numbers of educated and informed voters out there, and the number of absolutely corrupt and greedy bastards sitting in power only goes to show that we're all buggered unless some candidates still in possession of even an ounce of personal integrity, step up to lead this country back to a path of prosperity. Make all these immigrant cunts spend a stint in the military, where different rules apply to their background checks. If they turn out to be terrorist running for a safe hiding place to plot their next attack, they can be executed at dawn's morning light, and there's fuck all the soft lefties can do about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted February 12, 2015 Report Share Posted February 12, 2015 My lifetime share of democracy goes like this:Five elections in rock solid Labour seats, Four in rock solid Tory seats.My vote has therefore had as much impact as a gnat's cock, seen through the wrong end of a telescope, well beyond Pluto. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 12, 2015 Report Share Posted February 12, 2015 We, as in the UK, seem to have deteriorated to the americunts level of continuous negative electioneering, to be honest, I have fuck all idea what any of the cunts actually "stand for", only some idea of what they have all been doing wrong, which is pretty much the same as each other with dodgy expenses, shagging the wrong person/hole/gender, taking a punt from some 'Arry, and not going near the area they are supposed to represent... CUNTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted February 12, 2015 Report Share Posted February 12, 2015 We've never had democracy, we've only ever had the idea of democracy dreamed up by the oligarchy of ancient Greece to give the populous the idea that they are in the control and call the shots where nothing could be further from the truth. Plato explains it nicely in ''The Republic" where says that the shepard (government) doesn't pen up his sheep (the populous) but lets them roam free until they can be called upon for their meat (labour/miltary conscription) and their wool (taxes). We are the sheep with the idea of freedom, the shepard is the government that gives us the idea that we free. The nouveau oligarchy, the top 1%, and the powerful global corporations control our governments and ulitmately us the 99% through their military/media industrial complex of which has nothing to do with democracy. We the sheeple are victims of the most successful PR stunt to date and we're still falling for it two and half thousand years later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted February 12, 2015 Report Share Posted February 12, 2015 We've never had democracy, we've only ever had the idea of democracy dreamed up by the oligarchy of ancient Greece to give the populous the idea that they are in the control and call the shots where nothing could be further from the truth. Plato explains it nicely in ''The Republic" where says that the shepard (government) doesn't pen up his sheep (the populous) but lets them roam free until they can be called upon for their meat (labour/miltary conscription) and their wool (taxes). We are the sheep with the idea of freedom, the shepard is the government that gives us the idea that we free. The nouveau oligarchy, the top 1%, and the powerful global corporations control our governments and ulitmately us the 99% through their military/media industrial complex of which has nothing to do with democracy. We the sheeple are victims of the most successful PR stunt to date and we're still falling for it two and half thousand years later.Not saying you're wrong Gong - far from it - but was there REALLY anything wrong with simply calling Tom Daley a cunt and moving right along? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted February 12, 2015 Report Share Posted February 12, 2015 Not saying you're wrong Gong - far from it - but was there REALLY anything wrong with simply calling Tom Daley a cunt and moving right along? It's not too late to call him a cunt now is it? Or have I blown the opportunity? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted February 12, 2015 Report Share Posted February 12, 2015 I think it would be nice if the Liberals went round with, er, you know, flowers up their arseholes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 12, 2015 Report Share Posted February 12, 2015 Same old shit, different wrapper. Every four or five years. Same old cunts. Yet another drawing of a nob with a smiley face on my spoiled ballot paper asking where's the fucking alternative? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted February 12, 2015 Report Share Posted February 12, 2015 Actually, ancient Greece had a high level of democracy. It had fuck all under oligarchs, but with a bit of luck the Syriza cunts will stir up some shit. Worth following. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 13, 2015 Report Share Posted February 13, 2015 As long as none of them knock on my door and start asking me bullshit questions. Well any questions to be honest with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 13, 2015 Report Share Posted February 13, 2015 I've just spotted the words 'Massive cunt' over my picture. Can I categorically say that it is not massive. Ithangyou! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted February 13, 2015 Report Share Posted February 13, 2015 I've just spotted the words 'Massive cunt' over my picture. Can I categorically say that it is not massive. Ithangyou! Can you prove it in pictures? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 14, 2015 Report Share Posted February 14, 2015 Can you prove it in pictures? I'm not sure any of the videos exist any more except the odd 'bluey' collection that some seedy auld cunt may still have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 14, 2015 Report Share Posted February 14, 2015 All politicians should be flayed, rolled in ground glass, metal filings and salt and then immersed in strong vinegar. Then the seven colours of shit kicked out of them. For starters....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted February 15, 2015 Report Share Posted February 15, 2015 I'm not sure any of the videos exist any more except the odd 'bluey' collection that some seedy auld cunt may still have. Ah the old 8mm film. Times gone by. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted February 15, 2015 Report Share Posted February 15, 2015 I'm not sure any of the videos exist any more except the odd 'bluey' collection that some seedy auld cunt may still have. I'm assuming that you mean Fender ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 15, 2015 Report Share Posted February 15, 2015 I saw a video the other day with a nun in it... there was some poor bloke who injured himself working in the fields and she nursed him back to health... ..well.... you know..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 15, 2015 Report Share Posted February 15, 2015 Camberwell did you ever make one as a nun, the nuns used to be quite nice? No but I was put to sleep a few times by Blue nun! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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