Ape™️ Posted February 13, 2015 Report Share Posted February 13, 2015 There's a lot of idiots around who have no concept of the difference between these two screw systems. Using a Phillips screwdriver in a Pozidriv screw, or vice versa, is asking for trouble and often results in a rounded out screw. I'm sure certain members of this forum, especially ones not fully in touch with reality, make this stupid mistake regularly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted February 13, 2015 Report Share Posted February 13, 2015 There's a lot of idiots around who have no concept of the difference between these two screw systems. Using a Phillips screwdriver in a Pozidriv screw, or vice versa, is asking for trouble and often results in a rounded out screw. I'm sure certain members of this forum, especially ones not fully in touch with reality, make this stupid mistake regularly. I'm sure there are some cunts here that wouldn't recognize either if they were looking right at them. If they can't have Handyman Harry fix it, they go blow the biscuit jar fund on a brand new replacement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 13, 2015 Report Share Posted February 13, 2015 Good nom Ape. I can imagine a similar problem arising with The Brownies and Girl Guides. Brown owl licking is an acquired taste by the way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted February 13, 2015 Report Share Posted February 13, 2015 Well that's me screwed then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted February 13, 2015 Report Share Posted February 13, 2015 Or, if you give a toss, the threaded kind is the only one you're ever likely to have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 13, 2015 Report Share Posted February 13, 2015 DC's more a wattle and daub man I expect Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted February 14, 2015 Report Share Posted February 14, 2015 What a boring nom. The nominee has probably been taking drugs again.... I wish you would take a few, a lot actually. Try an overdose you boring cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 14, 2015 Report Share Posted February 14, 2015 I have a screw driver that when you press a button is goes "drrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr' and screws a screw up. And when you press another button it goes 'drrrrrrrrrrrrr' and it unscrews the screw. But I don't know how to change the different screwy things you get with it. So pretty fucking pointless me owning it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted February 14, 2015 Report Share Posted February 14, 2015 I have a screw driver that when you press a button is goes "drrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr' and screws a screw up. And when you press another button it goes 'drrrrrrrrrrrrr' and it unscrews the screw. But I don't know how to change the different screwy things you get with it. So pretty fucking pointless me owning it. Didn't the first ex mr. camberwell gypsy show you some of these vital home keeping skills? Sounds like he was rather neglectful, which places him in the center of the cuntbreed circle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 14, 2015 Report Share Posted February 14, 2015 Didn't the first ex mr. camberwell gypsy show you some of these vital home keeping skills? Sounds like he was rather neglectful, which places him in the center of the cuntbreed circle. Nope. I just looked pretty. And gave him money to start up the business Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted February 14, 2015 Report Share Posted February 14, 2015 Nope. I just looked pretty. And gave him money to start up the business I might be forward for saying so, but he's a right cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted February 14, 2015 Report Share Posted February 14, 2015 What a boring nom. The nominee has probably been taking drugs again.... I know I have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted February 14, 2015 Report Share Posted February 14, 2015 I imagine these are the very same people that can't cook and eat Artichokes in the correct manner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 14, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2015 What a boring nom. The nominee has probably been taking drugs again.... You've absolutely right, it is a boring nom. Seen any other boring noms lately? I saw one yesterday that was stunningly boring, as well as a load of fantasy bollocks too. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 14, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2015 I imagine these are the very same people that can't cook and eat Artichokes in the correct manner. Yes Gongers that's exactly the type of cunt...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 14, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2015 GONGERS! What the fuck! you two an item then, pair of dumbnuts! Oh do fuck off Del, you biblically thick cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted February 14, 2015 Report Share Posted February 14, 2015 GONGERS! What the fuck! you two an item then, pair of dumbnuts! it's 'numbnuts' dear thicky Delboy, 'n. u. m. b' nuts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 14, 2015 Report Share Posted February 14, 2015 If you use anything other than a British Standard Flat Head you are a cunt... ....and you have fallen into the trap that those inscrutable orientals have engineered to take over the world. While you are stuck trying to change the correct bit in your Made in China Screwdriver, they are marching up High Street UK and enslaving us all!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted February 14, 2015 Report Share Posted February 14, 2015 If you use anything other than a British Standard Flat Head you are a cunt... ....and you have fallen into the trap that those inscrutable orientals have engineered to take over the world. While you are stuck trying to change the correct bit in your Made in China Screwdriver, they are marching up High Street UK and enslaving us all!!!!!!!!!!
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