Ape™️ Posted February 21, 2015 Report Posted February 21, 2015 I was out in Cheltenham today with the family and was horrified by the sheer number of young women sporting these absurd painted eyebrows. The look like nightmarish, living Aunt Sally dolls and they give me the fucking creeps. I would have uploaded an image, but after being told half a dozen times that the tiny pictures I was trying to attach were too big, I gave up. Quote
Guest Posted February 21, 2015 Report Posted February 21, 2015 The silly bastards around our way look like Thunderbird puppets. Quote
Guest nobgobbler Posted February 21, 2015 Report Posted February 21, 2015 They are indeed a bunch of cunts. Quote
Ape™️ Posted February 21, 2015 Author Report Posted February 21, 2015 They are indeed a bunch of cunts.eyebrows.jpeg Being married to a Yorkshire lass I can fully relate to the sentiments of your latest avatar gobbler! Quote
Guest nobgobbler Posted February 21, 2015 Report Posted February 21, 2015 Being married to a Yorkshire lass I can fully relate to the sentiments of your latest avatar gobbler! We love deeply, hate intensely, don't suffer fools gladly, and are loyal to the end. You are one lucky cunt Ape Quote
Decimus Posted February 21, 2015 Report Posted February 21, 2015 We love deeply, hate intensely, don't suffer fools gladly, and are loyal to the end. You are one lucky cunt Ape A bit like Essex birds. They suck deeply, wank intensely, don't suffer impotency gladly and are completely unfaithful fucking slags to the end. So actually nothing at all like them. Quote
Guest Posted February 21, 2015 Report Posted February 21, 2015 We love deeply, hate intensely, don't suffer fools gladly, and are loyal to the end. You are one lucky cunt Ape Like a flea-ridden three legged Jack Russell with a bar of Galaxy up its bum. Quote
Guest nobgobbler Posted February 21, 2015 Report Posted February 21, 2015 Like a flea-ridden three legged Jack Russell with a bar of Galaxy up its bum. Evening Frank Quote
Guest nobgobbler Posted February 21, 2015 Report Posted February 21, 2015 A bit like Essex birds. They suck deeply, wank intensely, don't suffer impotency gladly and are completely unfaithful fucking slags to the end. So actually nothing at all like them. So, which do men prefer Dec? be honest. Quote
Decimus Posted February 21, 2015 Report Posted February 21, 2015 So, which do men prefer Dec? be honest. Well, as a Norfolk man, strictly speaking I prefer my sister. Quote
Guest nobgobbler Posted February 21, 2015 Report Posted February 21, 2015 Well, as a Norfolk man, strictly speaking I prefer my sister. Aha, that explains a lot. I once new this bloke from Diss.... Quote
Decimus Posted February 21, 2015 Report Posted February 21, 2015 does your sister have webbed fingers ? No, that would be terrible for handjobs. Quote
camberwell gypsy Posted February 22, 2015 Report Posted February 22, 2015 Aha, that explains a lot. I once new this bloke from Diss.... .....who was always on the piss....... Quote
Stubby Pecker Posted February 22, 2015 Report Posted February 22, 2015 I was out in Cheltenham today with the family and was horrified by the sheer number of young women sporting these absurd painted eyebrows. The look like nightmarish, living Aunt Sally dolls and they give me the fucking creeps. I would have uploaded an image, but after being told half a dozen times that the tiny pictures I was trying to attach were too big, I gave up. Cheltenham ape man! How very dare you! What's the matter with glawster or Stroud? Not a single drawn on eye brow in site just big busy mono brow fuckers that don't quite cover the supraorbital ridge. And that's just the birds... Quote
Ape™️ Posted February 22, 2015 Author Report Posted February 22, 2015 Cheltenham ape man! How very dare you! What's the matter with glawster or Stroud? Not a single drawn on eye brow in site just big busy mono brow fuckers that don't quite cover the supraorbital ridge. And that's just the birds... I guess having a Glawster mono brow is an advantage when drawing eyebrows, as the challenge of making two look symmetrical is avoided. However, some of the knuckle draggers I see up there would struggle to even hold a pen. Quote
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 22, 2015 Report Posted February 22, 2015 So, which do men prefer Dec? be honest. There is only one true answer... A threesome with one of each.... back to the OP, go have a look at this, there's some good ones there... https://twitter.com/Crayola_wankers Quote
Cuntybaws Posted February 22, 2015 Report Posted February 22, 2015 I don't fancy yours much....! Quote
White Cunt Posted February 22, 2015 Report Posted February 22, 2015 I don't fancy yours much....! The bitch on top had simply transplanted her pubes onto her face. Which makes her a cunt face, I suppose. Quote
Guest nobgobbler Posted February 22, 2015 Report Posted February 22, 2015 There is only one true answer... A threesome with one of each.... back to the OP, go have a look at this, there's some good ones there... https://twitter.com/Crayola_wankers oh no, Susan Boyle bra-less Quote
Guest deebom Posted February 22, 2015 Report Posted February 22, 2015 What does it matter? As long as the minge is tidy. Quote
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 23, 2015 Report Posted February 23, 2015 What does it matter? As long as the minge is tidy. and you think this..... oh no, Susan Boyle bra-less ..is going to have a tidy minge... good luck with that thought running through your brain on loop... Quote
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