Guest MikeD Posted February 23, 2015 Report Share Posted February 23, 2015 A load of fucking old wank and anyone who believes in it is a cunt. That's it, I'm in a no frills kind of mood today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted February 23, 2015 Report Share Posted February 23, 2015 How unlucky could this nom be for you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted February 23, 2015 Report Share Posted February 23, 2015 How unlucky could this nom be for you? I see what you did there, you cheeky rascal you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 23, 2015 Report Share Posted February 23, 2015 Mrs Baws believes in touching wood every morning, which has always been lucky for me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted February 23, 2015 Report Share Posted February 23, 2015 I shagged a black cat under a ladder on Friday the 13th. So far nothing bad has happened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted February 23, 2015 Report Share Posted February 23, 2015 I shagged a black cat under a ladder on Friday the 13th. So far nothing bad has happened. I'm not sure the cat would see it that way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted February 23, 2015 Report Share Posted February 23, 2015 I'm not sure the cat would see it that way. The poor cunt couldn't do anything for laughing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 23, 2015 Report Share Posted February 23, 2015 Buy some lucky 'eather sir? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 23, 2015 Report Share Posted February 23, 2015 Buy some lucky 'eather sir? At least it isn't a "lucky rabbits' foot"... not so lucky for poor old bugs in the pot... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted February 23, 2015 Report Share Posted February 23, 2015 I thought this was the long-awaited Stevie fucking Wonder nomination........but it wasn't........you hopeless cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 23, 2015 Report Share Posted February 23, 2015 I thought this was the long-awaited Stevie fucking Wonder nomination..... ...but it wasn't.... ....you hopeless cunts. The writings' on the wall for this nom... Damn... this isn't the management bullshit thread is it?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted February 23, 2015 Report Share Posted February 23, 2015 I passed my driving test on Friday the 13th. That was just unlucky for every other cunt on the road. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted February 23, 2015 Report Share Posted February 23, 2015 The writings' on the wall for this nom... Damn... this isn't the management bullshit thread is it??This posting is totally lacking in granularity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 23, 2015 Report Share Posted February 23, 2015 This posting is totally lacking in granularity I never did understand that one... maybe because I chose to zone out of the piss and shit that was being spewed out by the Mimi wankers... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted February 23, 2015 Report Share Posted February 23, 2015 I have a rabbits foot... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted February 23, 2015 Report Share Posted February 23, 2015 In my lifetime I have so far broken 7 mirrors. Can't wait till next year when I should start getting some good luck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted February 24, 2015 Report Share Posted February 24, 2015 The other night it was really dark so I wore a white coat and then it started snowing and I got knocked down by a snow plow.That was fucking careless of that driver, I always do my best to avoid men in white coats. And long macs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 24, 2015 Report Share Posted February 24, 2015 I have a rabbits foot...smaller than a camel-toe is it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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