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A film genre, which has passed me by until now for some reason. And I quote : 

 

"As with prison films, they are set in isolated, fortress-like convents where the all-female population turns to lesbianism and perversity. The element of religious guilt allows for lurid depictions of "mortifying the flesh" such as self-flagellation and painful, masochistic rituals"

 

Can I borrow anyone's collection to examine the genre in detail ?

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I wish that one who went bonkers in Black Narcissus got them out for the lads. Her and that gypsy dancer rolling about naked and oiled up in an inflatable pool of half-set jelly wearing nipple-tassels would have done it for me.

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I wish that one who went bonkers in Black Narcissus got them out for the lads. Her and that gypsy dancer rolling about naked and oiled up in an inflatable pool of half-set jelly wearing nipple-tassels would have done it for me.

You know I didn't want to single you out, but when I was jokingly asking to borrow anyone's collection, I almost put "Rev" at the end of the sentence.

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Great films, always some tit and lesbo action, not to be missed, Behind Convent Walls was a classic.

Ah Fends, you and the Rev never disappoint. No matter how low the degradation or filth, you pair are always one step ahead, and indeed, morally redundant.

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Ah Fends, you and the Rev never disappoint. No matter how low the degradation or filth, you pair are always one step ahead, and indeed, morally redundant.

I might be able to dig out Nuns On The Job. It's on Super 8, but I've never seen two Carmelite Mendicants giving it the fucking beans with a double-ender any better.
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I once sneaked into a walled garden to take a piss on the way home from a late night party somewhere in London without realising it was a convent. I heard a harsh grunt from behind me (luckily I was just about done) and I turned round to see a dark cowled figure looming over me. For one terrible moment I thought I'd been caught befouling Wayne Manor - I very nearly had a shit to keep the piss company!

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Jacko, have a look at rarelust.com, it's a free rare film site, they have a marvelous nunsploitation section.

Thanks Fends, I shall do my utmost to have this filth purged from the internet. But first, I shall browse the site over the entire weekend, to enable me to ensure it meets the criteria. Any other morally corrupted sites that I should look at ? I spent last night looking at "big breasted dutch girls need punished.com" Utter filth. Exhausting work though. 

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Big breasted dutch girls need punished.com, i can't believe i googled this, i got rather excited about it, you lying cuntbreed Jacko, don't do that to me.

Laughing like fuck here Fends - really. Would give you a like for that but I've used them all up on you today you violent dirty bastard.

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I have just got hold of a copy of The Big Bust Out 1972, Seven beautiful women in a high security prison set the stage for a big bust out, sounds great entertainment.

AKA "Crucified girls of San Ramon" - just watched a bit on youtube - your on topic cos there is a Nun in it. But no fucking big busts :blink:

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I got it off Rarelust, this was a disappointing  film, not enough flesh or torture on offer, but Convent of sinners directed by the savage Joe D Amato is a classic, more nuns, flesh and masturbation, there is a cracking scene stealer, with all the nuns bathing, honestly Jacko, it's like cunt city.

I'm getting the dog to pull my nipple-clamps and getting my cassock sticky just thinking about it. Sounds very arty.
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I got it off Rarelust, this was a disappointing  film, not enough flesh or torture on offer, but Convent of sinners directed by the savage Joe D Amato is a classic, more nuns, flesh and masturbation, there is a cracking scene stealer, with all the nuns bathing, honestly Jacko, it's like cunt city.

I don't know why you're telling me Fends, like we're on Porn Exchange and Mart. I'm disgusted with you. But I'll check it out just this once.

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A film genre, which has passed me by until now for some reason. And I quote : 

 

"As with prison films, they are set in isolated, fortress-like convents where the all-female population turns to lesbianism and perversity. The element of religious guilt allows for lurid depictions of "mortifying the flesh" such as self-flagellation and painful, masochistic rituals"

 

Can I borrow anyone's collection to examine the genre in detail ?

Yep! Sounds like my school!

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