Guest Posted August 29, 2014 Report Share Posted August 29, 2014 I just tried to find said nun porn you chaps are talking about, and only succeeded in finding some German nuns eating shit out of some priests arse!! I fucking spewed when I realised what it was. You lads are sick fuckkers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted August 29, 2014 Report Share Posted August 29, 2014 I just tried to find said nun porn you chaps are talking about, and only succeeded in finding some German nuns eating shit out of some priests arse!! I fucking spewed when I realised what it was. You lads are sick fuckkers. You lucky fucker - getting straight to the best bits like that. Buy a lottery ticket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted September 4, 2014 Report Share Posted September 4, 2014 Rev, Fends we thought you were taking the piss, so my missus googled some of the titles you provided, and she screamed in utter disgust and repulsion at their existence. As a result, I am forbidden to view them. That means I will have to wait for her to be sound asleep before viewing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted September 4, 2014 Report Share Posted September 4, 2014 Get her involved KC, a nun's costume can't be that expensive. I think I can make it work. Not a far stretch from our naughty school girl filthy priest routine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted September 4, 2014 Report Share Posted September 4, 2014 You can't beat a bit of role playing, especially when there is water sports involved. Water sports and riding crops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted September 28, 2014 Report Share Posted September 28, 2014 Here is another classic Malabimba The Malicious Whore 1979, check this out Jacko, your love it. Sound intriguing Fends - will give it my full attention when I get a minute....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted September 30, 2014 Report Share Posted September 30, 2014 You will need more than a minute, your be wanking yourself into oblivion, i am speaking from experience. I'm sure its no coincidence that you are posting this whilst surfing the net at 1.26am - oblivion looms...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted September 30, 2014 Report Share Posted September 30, 2014 Late for me, but i'm off all week so i can catch up with some wanking. A good use of the modern gentleman's spare time if I ever heard one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted October 14, 2014 Report Share Posted October 14, 2014 I had a nose around the Nuns, and I must say, it puts a very unique twist on an otherwise predictable genre of entertainment. Just couldn't stop laughing to have a good pull. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted October 15, 2014 Report Share Posted October 15, 2014 Have a look at rarelust.com, they do all kinds of films but have a cracking Nunsploitation section. Downloads are bit of a cunt, aren't they? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted October 15, 2014 Report Share Posted October 15, 2014 Have a look at rarelust.com, they do all kinds of films but have a cracking Nunsploitation section. C'mon Fends. You must get out a bit more - and not to swingers clubs. Get some gardening done, or drink strong spirits until you fall down. It works for me. Think of your eyesight man ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted October 15, 2014 Report Share Posted October 15, 2014 Fuck me that was an accident putting that link in, but the cunt works. I wanted to see the film that had been banned everywhere, and the warning were all over it. You're all but guaranteed a good experience when it's not allowed to be seen anywhere! Tried to download twice, and both times it stopped. I'll try again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted October 15, 2014 Report Share Posted October 15, 2014 I have never had a problem downloading of there, but sometimes you do have to try a few times but not often, may i suggest getting all the porn of your computer before you try again. I'll have to purchase another external hard drive to do that. An even dozen it shall be, then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 15, 2014 Report Share Posted October 15, 2014 I'll have to purchase another external hard drive to do that. An even dozen it shall be, then I tried to give Mrs Grumps an internal hard drive this morning. Bitch farted on my cock and told me to fuck right off. I spend hours raising that horn for fuck all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted October 15, 2014 Report Share Posted October 15, 2014 Is that all, my external devices are into three figures. I used to have a much larger collection, but my poor missus had a mishap with a charcoal grill near the garage, and they were in a box next to. She was so thoroughly traumatized, she's only been able to master microwaveable frozen entrees since. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted October 19, 2014 Report Share Posted October 19, 2014 Fends, trying again for Behind Convent Walls. The missus is sound asleep, I might have a chance to enjoy it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 19, 2014 Report Share Posted October 19, 2014 Fends, trying again for Behind Convent Walls. The missus is sound asleep, I might have a chance to enjoy it. Are you done yet? Haven't heard from you in hours. It may not grow back if it comes off, you know. Excuse me now, I have something to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted October 19, 2014 Report Share Posted October 19, 2014 This is all too corrupting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted October 19, 2014 Report Share Posted October 19, 2014 Don't give up KC, or you will miss a classic. It took forever to download the first part. Working on the second part now. I'm on a very fast connection, so the host site download system is a complete cunt! I am determined to see this film. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted October 19, 2014 Report Share Posted October 19, 2014 That's the spirit KC. Part two is going to take 3 hours 10 minutes, as of now, to download. That's longer than the film itself. It took 1 hour 15 minutes for part one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted October 19, 2014 Report Share Posted October 19, 2014 It takes less than an hour on mine, the time will probably come down. I hope so, else I'll have to wait to watch it until tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted October 19, 2014 Report Share Posted October 19, 2014 It will be something to look forward to, watch it with the missus, scrap that last idea. I can't say for certain, but I believe she is rather curious about it. While she slags the film off as disgusting and perverted, she keeps asking how long it's going to take to finish downloading. She wants to use the pc to hire a stripper. I think she's taking the piss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted October 20, 2014 Report Share Posted October 20, 2014 Get her a nuns outfit and see what happens, i got a girlfriend to dress up in a Red Indians outfit once, i was the Cowboy and i shot all over her. I have arrived at the conclusion that the download hosts are absolute cunts. I got the second part downloaded to Behind Convent Walls, then tried to get the third, and I was told I had to wait 58 minutes... an hour later, I had to wait 38 minutes, another hour later, it was 27 minutes to wait. I said fuck it, I would try to go to sleep. Only got a few winks in, so had another go, had to wait 20 minutes. I suppose anyone willing to wait for 3 hours for 30 minute segment to arrive on his hard drive, isn't worthy of completing the downloads. Not sure seeing a nun get it proper is worth all this. Now the WinZip program isn't opening the RAR files. I have to re-register my copy or some shitcunt fucking thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 20, 2014 Report Share Posted October 20, 2014 I have arrived at the conclusion that the download hosts are absolute cunts. I got the second part downloaded to Behind Convent Walls, then tried to get the third, and I was told I had to wait 58 minutes... an hour later, I had to wait 38 minutes, another hour later, it was 27 minutes to wait. I said fuck it, I would try to go to sleep. Only got a few winks in, so had another go, had to wait 20 minutes. I suppose anyone willing to wait for 3 hours for 30 minute segment to arrive on his hard drive, isn't worthy of completing the downloads. Not sure seeing a nun get it proper is worth all this. Now the WinZip program isn't opening the RAR files. I have to re-register my copy or some shitcunt fucking thing. You had a hard-on all that time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted October 20, 2014 Report Share Posted October 20, 2014 You had a hard-on all that time? At my age? No bloody way! I was too busy slagging off the cunts who were restricting downloads! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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