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Its back and just a fiver a month from most of us (the tight fisted cunts apart) and Mr Admin will be solvent .. so don't be a tightarse!:D

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What flavour Pringles? Prawn or sour cream and chives.

You're wasting your time with Gobby, Delboy my son. She is one of the Frankettes, a triad of beauties on the site enraptured by young Frank's debonair aura and all round good egg persona. Fuck knows I've been sniffing for a few crumbs from his table, but I'm getting nowhere. 

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Just checked Spotto, you're not looking over my shoulder .. you're using that safety camera in the ceiling.

​It I call spot a perv will I get banned?

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I had a boat gobbie. 

​You HAD a boat? I knew there was something familiar about you. The first mr gobbie had a boat. Did you have it moored on a tidal river? Did the mooring ropes mysteriously become tightened up around the time your wife went for a midnight drive? Did it fill up and sink at the next high tide? Did you spend 3 weeks scooping out tons of silt? Did you try claiming on the insurance only to find the policy had "accidentally" not been renewed? Did you eventually realise it was me? Fucking hell I hope he's reading this.

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​You HAD a boat? I knew there was something familiar about you. The first mr gobbie had a boat. Did you have it moored on a tidal river? Did the mooring ropes mysteriously become tightened up around the time your wife went for a midnight drive? Did it fill up and sink at the next high tide? Did you spend 3 weeks scooping out tons of silt? Did you try claiming on the insurance only to find the policy had "accidentally" not been renewed? Did you eventually realise it was me? Fucking hell I hope he's reading this.

​Hell hath  no fury like a woman fucked over.

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You're wasting your time with Gobby, Delboy my son. She is one of the Frankettes, a triad of beauties on the site enraptured by young Frank's debonair aura and all round good egg persona. Fuck knows I've been sniffing for a few crumbs from his table, but I'm getting nowhere. 

​Your personal charm is more than adequate Dec, but that avatar of yours makes you look, well, a bit of a goofy cunt. Try a picture of Gary Barlow or Ian Somerhalder, preferably in a thong. Hope that helps.

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No PayPal selection so fuck off. everybody knows that this is the safest way to pay for things on the internet by a country mile and if they do make a complete fuck up you are guaranteed to get your money back. It's as safe as an Icelandic bank.

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​You HAD a boat? I knew there was something familiar about you. The first mr gobbie had a boat. Did you have it moored on a tidal river? Did the mooring ropes mysteriously become tightened up around the time your wife went for a midnight drive? Did it fill up and sink at the next high tide? Did you spend 3 weeks scooping out tons of silt? Did you try claiming on the insurance only to find the policy had "accidentally" not been renewed? Did you eventually realise it was me? Fucking hell I hope he's reading this.

​Jesus gobbie.. you must have sucked some gammy cock in your time. Shame on you.

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