Guest Gong Farmer Posted March 10, 2015 Report Share Posted March 10, 2015 (edited) You know the types, cheerless cunts that are hard pushed to crack a smile and are void of a sense of humour. They're shit and I despise them. Edited March 10, 2015 by Gong Farmer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted March 10, 2015 Report Share Posted March 10, 2015 It's the vacuous' 'I'm mad, me' faux-characters, who think they're a walking mirth-festival, that make me stabby. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 10, 2015 Report Share Posted March 10, 2015 It's the vacuous' 'I'm mad, me' faux-characters, who think they're a walking mirth-festival, that make me stabby. 'Make me stabby' - I must remember that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 10, 2015 Report Share Posted March 10, 2015 If trying to ignore a total stranger who feels that it is necessary to start talking utter bollocks to me is being a "serious cunt" as you put it then I stand guilty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted March 10, 2015 Report Share Posted March 10, 2015 If trying to ignore a total stranger who feels that it is necessary to start talking utter bollocks to me is being a "serious cunt" as you put it then I stand guilty.Indeed. I think Mr. Mong really means "people who are not like me". In which case i agree with him. Er.......with reference to people who are not like me not...er...not like him, the tosser. I think i may have fucked that up but you know what i mean......don't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted March 11, 2015 Report Share Posted March 11, 2015 Indeed. I think Mr. Mong really means "people who are not like me". In which case i agree with him. Er.......with reference to people who are not like me not...er...not like him, the tosser. I think i may have fucked that up but you know what i mean......don't you?I mean serious cunts that wouldn't get the point of a site like this, serious cunts that would never admit that they masturbate and take caravan holidays in fucking Devon........ for instance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 11, 2015 Report Share Posted March 11, 2015 I always found these cunts to be the funniest of all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 11, 2015 Report Share Posted March 11, 2015 I mean serious cunts that wouldn't get the point of a site like this, serious cunts that would never admit that they masturbate and take caravan holidays in fucking Devon........ for instance.Caravan holidays in Devon .. what the fuck's wrong with Prestatyn or Talacre? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted March 11, 2015 Report Share Posted March 11, 2015 (edited) Caravan holidays in Devon .. what the fuck's wrong with Prestatyn or Talacre?Dunno, I've never been there. Maybe you could list them for me. Edited March 11, 2015 by Gong Farmer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 11, 2015 Report Share Posted March 11, 2015 Dunno, I've never been there. Maybe you could list them for me.Rhyl, Abegele, Crook of Lune. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted March 11, 2015 Report Share Posted March 11, 2015 Rhyl, Abegele, Crook of Lune.I spent a fortnight in Rhyl................one Saturday afternoon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted March 11, 2015 Report Share Posted March 11, 2015 I spent a fortnight in Rhyl................one Saturday afternoon.Fucking hell. And you are here to tell the tale. The stabbing and glassing action must be calming down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted March 11, 2015 Report Share Posted March 11, 2015 I spent a fortnight in Rhyl................one Saturday afternoon.It's a frightening thought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 11, 2015 Report Share Posted March 11, 2015 I spent a fortnight in Rhyl................one Saturday afternoon.Jesus fucking christ, Jackers, no wonder you drink like the bastard love child of Boris Yeltsin and Amy Winehouse. I thought it was just because you were a heathen grouse botherer, albeit now semi civilised by our green and pleasant land. But it turns out you've spent weeks of your life in Rhyl AND Yarmouth. I'm surprised you're ever sober after such horrendous life experiences. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 11, 2015 Report Share Posted March 11, 2015 Oi! How dare you mention these two in the same sentence. It's not Great Rhyl but it is Great Yarmouth, so don't you ever dare forget how great Yarmouth is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 12, 2015 Report Share Posted March 12, 2015 It's a frightening thought.Its a puffs place .. there's more action these days at Llandudno. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 12, 2015 Report Share Posted March 12, 2015 (edited) Jesus fucking christ, Jackers, no wonder you drink like the bastard love child of Boris Yeltsin and Amy Winehouse. I thought it was just because you were a heathen grouse botherer, albeit now semi civilised by our green and pleasant land. But it turns out you've spent weeks of your life in Rhyl AND Yarmouth. I'm surprised you're ever sober after such horrendous life experiences. I have still never been to Ynys y Barri. Edited March 12, 2015 by Lady Penelope Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted March 12, 2015 Report Share Posted March 12, 2015 I have still never been to Ynys y Barri.Don't bother. It's shut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted March 13, 2015 Report Share Posted March 13, 2015 Jesus fucking christ, Jackers, no wonder you drink like the bastard love child of Boris Yeltsin and Amy Winehouse. I thought it was just because you were a heathen grouse botherer, albeit now semi civilised by our green and pleasant land. But it turns out you've spent weeks of your life in Rhyl AND Yarmouth. I'm surprised you're ever sober after such horrendous life experiences.It was part of my childhood punishment, of that I'm certain. We also went to Russia every year from '75 - '82..seriously. By 1980, not yet being a teenager, I was drinking neat vodka as it was -40 some days. I was taken out onto an oilfield in The Steppe and was terrified with the noise of trees exploding due to the sap freezing solid, sounded like a gunfight !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted March 13, 2015 Report Share Posted March 13, 2015 It was part of my childhood punishment, of that I'm certain. We also went to Russia every year from '75 - '82..seriously. By 1980, not yet being a teenager, I was drinking neat vodka as it was -40 some days. I was taken out onto an oilfield in The Steppe and was terrified with the noise of trees exploding due to the sap freezing solid, sounded like a gunfight !!Do you still get night terrors? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted March 14, 2015 Report Share Posted March 14, 2015 I'm unconscious most nights. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 14, 2015 Report Share Posted March 14, 2015 Is this serious? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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