Guest cuntcrapper Posted March 17, 2015 Report Share Posted March 17, 2015 (edited) Stuffed full of, self satisfied, bakelite cunts, these deprecations to intelligence get progressively worse. Latest with a supercilious faced bitch looking smug, after being defined as a 'high flying professional, even when she's taxiing'. Who dreams up this unctuous mucus?What about an ad for cunts who live in cardboard boxes, or who star on 'Benefits Britain' Mr Halifax? You might consider their admirable career endeavours, fucking each other every night in Persil outers no less worthy of your demographically enhanced bollocks!Surely scriptlines like 'Well done Mr Knobhead from Blegburn that's your 250th tattoo, you grabbing wanker' are badly needed to redress the balance. Edited March 17, 2015 by cuntcrapper Spelling of the word Cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 17, 2015 Report Share Posted March 17, 2015 I'm suprised they didn't have some male "cabin crew" mincing in and singing some rough sea-shanty....Surprised? Or gutted? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 17, 2015 Report Share Posted March 17, 2015 I'm waiting for the 'well done Mr jihad you can buy that extra sharp sacred sword. Chopping heads doesn't have to be taxing'.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 17, 2015 Report Share Posted March 17, 2015 I left Halifax after their appalling ad campaign. The lure of a free £100 to join Santander might have swung it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted March 17, 2015 Report Share Posted March 17, 2015 In their microscopic minds, these add churners think they are actually selling the service. There is more effective marketing going on behind dodgy pubs on council estates at night. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 18, 2015 Report Share Posted March 18, 2015 Whatever happened to that cunt, Howard? He was the spitting image of Luther Vandross. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 18, 2015 Report Share Posted March 18, 2015 Whatever happened to that cunt, Howard? He was the spitting image of Luther Vandross.Doing porn? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted March 18, 2015 Report Share Posted March 18, 2015 Whatever happened to that cunt, Howard? He was the spitting image of Luther Vandross.Exactly what I was wondering. Hopefully the speccy cunt has died of aids or ebola by now, those ads irritated the fuck out of me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 18, 2015 Report Share Posted March 18, 2015 Exactly what I was wondering. Hopefully the speccy cunt has died of aids or ebola by now, those ads irritated the fuck out of me. Or is suffering a fate worse than death, such as living in Bristol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted March 18, 2015 Report Share Posted March 18, 2015 Or is suffering a fate worse than death, such as living in Bristol.Can't argue that. Either there or Hong Kong, the two places on earth I've vowed never to return to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 18, 2015 Report Share Posted March 18, 2015 I think one of his staff suggested he look up at the last eclipse. Cunt burned his eyes out. lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 18, 2015 Report Share Posted March 18, 2015 (edited) I hate all this support for the staggeringly boring Jeremy Clarkson and his rehearsed blokeishness television programme. "Now for some News, aka a scripted chat between me and my cock-sucking underlings.". Edited March 18, 2015 by rat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cuntcrapper Posted March 19, 2015 Report Share Posted March 19, 2015 Whatever happened to that cunt, Howard? He was the spitting image of Luther Vandross.Always looked McLabour type MP dross to me, what a 5 star cunt he was... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 20, 2015 Report Share Posted March 20, 2015 I think that Howard Halifax cunt had some sort of a nervous breakdown and lost the plot, hence his withdrawal from the public eye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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