Neil Posted April 2, 2015 Report Share Posted April 2, 2015 Oi you!.. Cunt in the shitty fucking 54 plate ford fiesta in the outside lane of the A12 today,just cos you're doing 70 doesn't mean that no one wants to go past,sitting there in your heap of Dagenham shit, I have a right to go whatever fucking speed I like,I'll deal with the consequences,I don't need you to fucking police me you snaily cunt,MOVE out of the way you prick or I'll ram my T6 right up your rear pipe you cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted April 2, 2015 Report Share Posted April 2, 2015 The A12 should be a one way road, straight into the fucking North Sea, like some kind of giant gang plank, to funnel all the jumped up cunts in Essex, and all the inbred cunts in East Anglia out of the UK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 2, 2015 Report Share Posted April 2, 2015 I once fell asleep drunk in a field off the A12. Back a bit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted April 2, 2015 Report Share Posted April 2, 2015 ... or I'll ram my T6 right up your rear pipe you cunt! ...so, why didn't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 3, 2015 Report Share Posted April 3, 2015 Oi you!.. Cunt in the shitty fucking 54 plate ford fiesta in the outside lane of the A12 today,just cos you're doing 70 doesn't mean that no one wants to go past,sitting there in your heap of Dagenham shit, I have a right to go whatever fucking speed I like,I'll deal with the consequences,I don't need you to fucking police me you snaily cunt,MOVE out of the way you prick or I'll ram my T6 right up your rear pipe you cunt! You can fit a lot of dismembered prostitutes into a T6 if you stack them just right, but watch the cunt when you're cornering! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted April 3, 2015 Report Share Posted April 3, 2015 ...so, why didn't you?It's not easy to log in and post a Nom on CC and at the same time ram someone up the arse when your doing 70 on the Motorway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted April 3, 2015 Report Share Posted April 3, 2015 I once fell asleep drunk in a field off the A12. Back a bitThat's a bit dangerous gyps, you could have got ploughed in with next season's barley. I once parked my car in a ditch on one of our local B roads. Told the insurance company I was blinded by some cunt's fog lights. Never admitted I was fast a fucking sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted April 3, 2015 Report Share Posted April 3, 2015 Which one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted April 3, 2015 Report Share Posted April 3, 2015 Dunno, ditches all look the same in the dark! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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