Jiggerycock Posted April 7, 2015 Report Share Posted April 7, 2015 A light year is about 5.88 trillion miles.Although Venus and Earth's orbit the Sun in ellipses, meaning Venus is never a constant distance from Earth, it's never more than 162 million miles away.So Joey Tempest, there's hardly 'so many light years to go' in your journey to Venus is there? In fact it's a pretty small percentage of a light year.I think he should be kicked in his little hirsuite Swedish pixie balls until his grimaces make Tony Iommi's look like Jon Bon Jovi's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 7, 2015 Report Share Posted April 7, 2015 For so many years have gone though I'm older but a year, your mother's eyes from your eyes cry to me.Brian May is a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 7, 2015 Report Share Posted April 7, 2015 We are 12 billion light years from the edge.And Simon Singh is a cunt too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 7, 2015 Report Share Posted April 7, 2015 I thought we were on the last freedom moped out of nowhere city?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted April 7, 2015 Report Share Posted April 7, 2015 there ain't half been some clever bastards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted April 7, 2015 Report Share Posted April 7, 2015 I thought we were on the last freedom moped out of nowhere city??I am the Mayor of Groovesville. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 7, 2015 Report Share Posted April 7, 2015 I was searching, you were on a mission, when our hearts combined like a neutron star collision.Team Edward and Team Jacob are - somewhat obviously - a bunch of cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted April 7, 2015 Report Share Posted April 7, 2015 there ain't half been some clever bastardsLucky bleeders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted April 7, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 7, 2015 Final Countdown has just won the 5.00 at Pontefract at 12/1.Don't say I never try and help you cunts, even if it's subliminally. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted April 7, 2015 Report Share Posted April 7, 2015 Oh well. He was halfway there... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted April 7, 2015 Report Share Posted April 7, 2015 Oh well. He was halfway there...If it's Tempest your talking about lets hope he goes the rest of the way and takes his fucking band with him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted April 7, 2015 Report Share Posted April 7, 2015 A light year is about 5.88 trillion miles.Although Venus and Earth's orbit the Sun in ellipses, meaning Venus is never a constant distance from Earth, it's never more than 162 million miles away.So Joey Tempest, there's hardly 'so many light years to go' in your journey to Venus is there? In fact it's a pretty small percentage of a light year.I think he should be kicked in his little hirsuite Swedish pixie balls until his grimaces make Tony Iommi's look like Jon Bon Jovi's.What the fuck is this Jiggers ?. I'm not having it. All this space physics nonsense is all based on theories and mathematical formulas. I find the existence of a God more likely. Here is a picture of him writing the song in a little car.........not God. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted April 7, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 7, 2015 What the fuck is this Jiggers ?. I'm not having it. All this space physics nonsense is all based on theories and mathematical formulas. I find the existence of a God more likely. Here is a picture of him writing the song in a little car.........not God. You're confusing him with Gary Numan - apparently he feels safest of all sitting in his little car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted April 7, 2015 Report Share Posted April 7, 2015 Spaceman Pat. Spaceman Pat.Spaceman Pat and his black and white cat.Shooting off to Venus,fiddling with his penis.Pat feels he's a really happy man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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