Guest nobgobbler Posted April 7, 2015 Report Share Posted April 7, 2015 (edited) Went to Skegness stadium for the drag racing yesterday. I had to park in a manky field after queueing for hour to get in, the rough ground nearly ripped the arse out of my car. Then finally I was greeted by the biggest cuntgob I've ever met. Demanding money with menace, she was. "Twenty eight pounds twenty eight pounds, come on, come on". Mr gobbler just looked at me in dismay. So I let her rant on a bit before telling her I'd already paid online. "Tickets tickets, come on come on come on". Fuck me, the poe faced bastard was on the verge of exploding with her head suck in my window. I thought about decapitating her in the door of my nicely polished Mito. But I thought better of it since I didn't fancy cleaning it again. Wished I'd been driving a range rover! So I handed over the tickets to the ignorant bitch. She went muttering on. I was just about to tell not to speak to me like that, when Mr gobbler blurted out "we didn't drive 200 miles to be slagged off by you, you fucking arrogant cunt." Never heard him swear at a woman before. Hope she got run over by a monster truck, the old cunt. Edited April 7, 2015 by nobgobbler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted April 7, 2015 Report Share Posted April 7, 2015 Its Bracing. And full of fuckin Pikeys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 7, 2015 Report Share Posted April 7, 2015 Next time borrow the punkape mobile and run the cunt over Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted April 7, 2015 Report Share Posted April 7, 2015 What did you expect in skegness, gobbler? A masterclass in etiquette and manners?? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 7, 2015 Report Share Posted April 7, 2015 Went to Skegness stadium for the drag racing yesterday. I had to park in a manky field after queueing for hour to get in, the rough ground nearly ripped the arse out of my car. Then finally I was greeted by the biggest cuntgob I've ever met. Demanding money with menace, she was. "Twenty eight pounds twenty eight pounds, come on, come on". Mr gobbler just looked at me in dismay. So I let her rant on a bit before telling her I'd already paid online. "Tickets tickets, come on come on come on". Fuck me, the poe faced bastard was on the verge of exploding with her head suck in my window. I thought about decapitating her in the door of my nicely polished Mito. But I thought better of it since I didn't fancy cleaning it again. Wished I'd been driving a range rover! So I handed over the tickets to the ignorant bitch. She went muttering on. I was just about to tell not to speak to me like that, when Mr gobbler blurted out "we didn't drive 200 miles to be slagged off by you, you fucking arrogant cunt." Never heard him swear at a woman before. Hope she got run over by a monster truck, the old cunt. That was my cousin Gareth. He can get a bit excited when his progesterone wears off. I'll give him a call and give him a bollocking for being nasty to a fellow CC member Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted April 7, 2015 Report Share Posted April 7, 2015 That explains it gyps. She did have a bit of a five clock shadow, and smelled of camp fire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted April 7, 2015 Report Share Posted April 7, 2015 It's these little cuntery vignettes that really put the grit in life's Vaseline isn't it?I mean any dopey so-and-so can come on here, shiteing on about the Election or One Direction or Arsene Wenger and whilst they would be right, it's the seemingly humdrum and everyday cunty papercuts to the CC'ers worthy Japeye or clitoris (or both in Brony's case) that really make my day, as a reader, go with a swing.Forza!!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted April 8, 2015 Report Share Posted April 8, 2015 A Range Rover is far too fancy for the purpose. A shitty, old, bright blue Iveco with a melange of rust weaving through is a better choice, in my opinion. As effective at mowing down or feet flattening, should the need arise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted April 8, 2015 Report Share Posted April 8, 2015 It's these little cuntery vignettes that really put the grit in life's Vaseline isn't it?I mean any dopey so-and-so can come on here, shiteing on about the Election or One Direction or Arsene Wenger and whilst they would be right, it's the seemingly humdrum and everyday cunty papercuts to the CC'ers worthy Japeye or clitoris (or both in Brony's case) that really make my day, as a reader, go with a swing.Forza!!!!Quite so jiggers, there nowt better than a 1:1 confrontation with a real life cunt to raise your blood pressure. You like Forza? - try GRID autosport 2014 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted April 8, 2015 Report Share Posted April 8, 2015 Next time borrow the punkape mobile and run the cunt over When you've run the cunt over only then you can drive off to wherever you want. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted April 10, 2015 Report Share Posted April 10, 2015 You into drag racing gobbler? My friends have a drag car. Purple Dodge Challenger called Bad Habit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted April 12, 2015 Report Share Posted April 12, 2015 Not so much these days. Just like to go to a couple of meets a year. I've got a few bad habits myself but can't drive any of them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 12, 2015 Report Share Posted April 12, 2015 Is there any skill in being a drag racing driver? I mean its in a straight line isn't it? I just thought that all you had to have was the arsehole to sit there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 12, 2015 Report Share Posted April 12, 2015 You into drag racing gobbler? My friends have a drag car. Purple Dodge Challenger called Bad Habit.I once had a purple dodge dildo called Good Vibrations! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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