Guest Keith Lard Posted April 14, 2015 Report Posted April 14, 2015 (edited) I had cummed in my grandmother's porridge. There isn't really a backstory to it. I was at my Grandmother's that weekend as I decided to cum in her porridge whilst she wasn't in the room. Then she came in back the the room (no pun intended) and eat her porridge without notice anything odd of what she put in her mouth. Why did I do that you may ask? Well I just fucking felt like it that day. I could had been going around in town picking up chicks but my mom made me go to my grandmother's. She is a cunt anyway, always moaning at me for not looking for a job and spending all day watching cartoons. I hope she doesn't get pregnant after swallowing my cum. Edited April 14, 2015 by BronyKeith Quote
Guest Bill Stickers Posted April 14, 2015 Report Posted April 14, 2015 If everyone ignores him he will probably go away. Quote
Guest Keith Lard Posted April 14, 2015 Report Posted April 14, 2015 If everyone ignores him he will probably go away.Do you want some of my porridge Bill? Quote
Jiggerycock Posted April 14, 2015 Report Posted April 14, 2015 Tedious fucking little one-trick Brony Quote
Decimus Posted April 14, 2015 Report Posted April 14, 2015 If only you were born a Thalidomide child, Keith, your life could have been so different. Unable to wank yourself silly whilst posting bollocks on here due to having tiny t-rex arms, you may even had ventured outside, socialised and got a job. Or in a perfect alternate reality, got hit by a fucking bus. 4 Quote
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted April 14, 2015 Report Posted April 14, 2015 Keith you are vile. There are places with padded rooms and staff with nice calming drugs, you should go there. Quote
Guest Bill Stickers Posted April 14, 2015 Report Posted April 14, 2015 (edited) If only you were born a Thalidomide child, Keith, your life could have been so different. Unable to wank yourself silly whilst posting bollocks on here due to having tiny t-rex arms, you may even had ventured outside, socialised and got a job. Or in a perfect alternate reality, got hit by a fucking bus. It would make me feel better about Keith's evidently squalid existence if the admin could change his username to FliddyKeith. That way we can always think of how much better things could have been for poor Keith. Edited April 14, 2015 by bill_stickers Quote
Guest Bill Stickers Posted April 14, 2015 Report Posted April 14, 2015 Do you want some of my porridge Bill?Rather toss off my old man thanks. Quote
Eddie Posted April 14, 2015 Report Posted April 14, 2015 Keith, the medication is obviously starting to work, at least you waited until your grandmother had left the room before jizzing up her porridge, well done you. Quote
Guest Bill Stickers Posted April 14, 2015 Report Posted April 14, 2015 (edited) Keith, the medication is obviously starting to work, at least you waited until your grandmother had left the room before jizzing up her porridge, well done you.The medicine is never going to be able to raise his basic level of intelligence though, when it comes to comprehending the world around him. The concept of the site is simple Keith. You open a thread about a person, or group of people, who you believe to be a cunt/cunts. The rest of the site then discusses if, why and how these people are cunts.All you have done here is show that you are a cunt. This has already been demonstrated in every other post you have made on this site, so this entire thread is utterly unnecessary. Please refrain.What is more interesting are the frames of reference you use when trying to construct a "joke" like this. In every rambling, bullshit story there is always a grain of truth. This leads me to believe, outside of your online persona, you do actually live with your mother, and she does really force you to go to your grandmother's house, where you probably do masturbate furiously over pictures of her in her younger days. Edited April 14, 2015 by bill_stickers Quote
Cuntybaws Posted April 14, 2015 Report Posted April 14, 2015 It certainly puts a new slant on the old "salt versus sugar" debate.PS Does your grandmother live in a little cottage in the woods, by any chance. If so, watch out for bears - those cunts don't take kindly to people who come in their porridge! 1 Quote
Cuntybaws Posted April 14, 2015 Report Posted April 14, 2015 I had cummed in my grandmother's porridge.This has been up for 2 hours now and not one single grammar Nazi has seen fit to rip into it. Do I have to do fucking everything round here? Quote
Jiggerycock Posted April 14, 2015 Report Posted April 14, 2015 This has been up for 2 hours now and not one single grammar Nazi has seen fit to rip into it. Do I have to do fucking everything round here?Yes, that possessive apostrophe usage really is a bastard isn't it? Quote
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 14, 2015 Report Posted April 14, 2015 Just ban the fucker.. surely no further evidence is needed? Quote
Guest Snatch Posted April 15, 2015 Report Posted April 15, 2015 For fucks sake Broney. Either post something reasonable or fuck off. Cunt. Quote
Decimus Posted April 15, 2015 Report Posted April 15, 2015 For fucks sake Broney. Either post something reasonable or fuck off. Cunt.You're not being generous enough with available options here, Snatch. I'd like to add to the list an optionary "Kill yourself Keith, post fucking haste" Quote
Guest Snatch Posted April 15, 2015 Report Posted April 15, 2015 You're not being generous enough with available options here, Snatch. I'd like to add to the list an optionary "Kill yourself Keith, post fucking haste"Sorry Deci. What was I thinking.Broney,being hit by mining machinery is another option you might like to think about.Nail gunning your bulbous arse to the fast lane of the M6 is also another. Quote
Jiggerycock Posted April 15, 2015 Report Posted April 15, 2015 Oh you'll get used to him. He's like that whatshisface character in 'Silence of The Lambs' .....Miggs, was it? Sat in his cell glopping off, before flinging the ropey issue at Jodie Foster.You just hope someone will pull a Hannibal Lecter on him and get him so enervated he masturbates his beastly penis down to a clitoris before choking on his own drool. Quote
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 15, 2015 Report Posted April 15, 2015 how the fuck hasnt this been deleted and that cunt given a 72 hour year pass? Quote
scotty Posted April 15, 2015 Report Posted April 15, 2015 how the fuck hasnt this been deleted and that cunt given a 72 hour year pass?Because a/ he's a bit of a laugh, b/ he's mainly harmless, c/ the site is quickly running out of users, and d/ he isn't Wad. 1 Quote
Ape™️ Posted April 15, 2015 Report Posted April 15, 2015 Because a/ he's a bit of a laugh, b/ he's mainly harmless, c/ the site is quickly running out of users, and d/ he isn't Wad. Agreed. Keith is just a character that someone has created and I find it highly entertaining. Quote
scotty Posted April 15, 2015 Report Posted April 15, 2015 Agreed. Keith is just a character that someone has created and I find it highly entertaining. He might be genuine dapps, who'd be laughing then?? What fools we'd all feel! Quote
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