Guest Bill Stickers Posted May 4, 2015 Report Share Posted May 4, 2015 I happen to live in an historic English city, deemed to be one of the "must-see" locations for visitors.By and large, I have no issue with tourists. Most are very pleasant, interesting, and bring a lot of money into the area. However, there is a certain breed of tourist who deems it necessary and acceptable to walk down extremely busy streets arm in arm with each other, at an excruciatingly slow pace, blocking everyone else from getting around.They seem oblivious to the extent of their cuntery. I just don't understand how someone can have such little spacial and environmental awareness. Typically the Japanese, Spanish and Portugese are the worst culprits, although every nationality has a sizeable minority of these utterly unaware offenders. The cunts inconvenience everyone who actually has something to do, as the idly wander around, buying big shitty hats with the union jacks on them, and taking poor quality photographs of attractions which have already been photographed millions of times online at a superior quality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 4, 2015 Report Share Posted May 4, 2015 I happen to live in an historic English city, deemed to be one of the "must-see" locations for visitors.By and large, I have no issue with tourists. Most are very pleasant, interesting, and bring a lot of money into the area. However, there is a certain breed of tourist who deems it necessary and acceptable to walk down extremely busy streets arm in arm with each other, at an excruciatingly slow pace, blocking everyone else from getting around.They seem oblivious to the extent of their cuntery. I just don't understand how someone can have such little spacial and environmental awareness. Typically the Japanese, Spanish and Portugese are the worst culprits, although every nationality has a sizeable minority of these utterly unaware offenders. The cunts inconvenience everyone who actually has something to do, as the idly wander around, buying big shitty hats with the union jacks on them, and taking poor quality photographs of attractions which have already been photographed millions of times online at a superior quality.French cunts forget the stop, look, listen rule and just cross the road in a big snaking line when and where they please. A green traffic light does not mean anything to them, and there is always lead cunt out in front with a shitty flag or umbrella held aloft. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 4, 2015 Report Share Posted May 4, 2015 Its the same with thos cunts that find a place on the pavement between a lampost or postbox and a wall and stop to have a chat thus blocking the pavement, its the same with old scroats who block shop doorways to have a natter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 4, 2015 Report Share Posted May 4, 2015 Bloody Tourists! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 4, 2015 Report Share Posted May 4, 2015 Its the same with thos cunts that find a place on the pavement between a lampost or postbox and a wall and stop to have a chat thus blocking the pavement, its the same with old scroats who block shop doorways to have a natter.Cunts that stand two abreast on an escalator so no one can get past, would love to drive a nail through their feet and watch the horror unfold 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted May 4, 2015 Report Share Posted May 4, 2015 Cunts that stand two abreast on an escalator so no one can get past, would love to drive a nail through their feet and watch the horror unfold Just the fucking worst type of human being.Also, people who try and board a tube or train carriage before everyone who is trying to get off. They should be quickly escorted to an unventilated cattle car at the back so they are treated like they animals they are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 4, 2015 Report Share Posted May 4, 2015 Just the fucking worst type of human being.Also, people who try and board a tube or train carriage before everyone who is trying to get off. They should be quickly escorted to an unventilated cattle car at the back so they are treated like they animals they are.Fucking hell, that's five or six separate nominations rolled into one so far, and each more deserving than the last. Glad to see that crude prices continue to fall, because we're going to need plenty of petrol to burn this many cunts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted May 4, 2015 Report Share Posted May 4, 2015 Yeah..... To many to reckon with all at once here. You're a cunt for confusing me..... Unfortunately it happens to me all the tine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted May 4, 2015 Report Share Posted May 4, 2015 I happen to live in an historic English city, deemed to be one of the "must-see" locations for visitors.By and large, I have no issue with tourists. Most are very pleasant, interesting, and bring a lot of money into the area. However, there is a certain breed of tourist who deems it necessary and acceptable to walk down extremely busy streets arm in arm with each other, at an excruciatingly slow pace, blocking everyone else from getting around.They seem oblivious to the extent of their cuntery. I just don't understand how someone can have such little spacial and environmental awareness. Typically the Japanese, Spanish and Portugese are the worst culprits, although every nationality has a sizeable minority of these utterly unaware offenders. The cunts inconvenience everyone who actually has something to do, as the idly wander around, buying big shitty hats with the union jacks on them, and taking poor quality photographs of attractions which have already been photographed millions of times online at a superior quality.It's the price you pay for living in an attractive place. At least the cunts don't smash it to bits before departure, or vomit, shout and fight like the pissed up locals all places get these days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 4, 2015 Report Share Posted May 4, 2015 Bloody Tourists! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted May 5, 2015 Report Share Posted May 5, 2015 It's at times like this that you wish the village idiot/ drunk and an assortment of scrofulous oafs were on hand to assist the sight seers with advice and a helping hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 5, 2015 Report Share Posted May 5, 2015 Just the fucking worst type of human being.Also, people who try and board a tube or train carriage before everyone who is trying to get off. They should be quickly escorted to an unventilated cattle car at the back so they are treated like they animals they are.I fucking hate that... OI CUNTS!!! There is limited space INSIDE something, so let the fuckers GET OUT first and then there is space for your vacant fucking head to get in AFTER... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Jiggerycock Posted May 5, 2015 Report Share Posted May 5, 2015 Two Men walking abreast 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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