Eddie Posted May 9, 2015 Report Share Posted May 9, 2015 It seems that most ex forces blokes loose their memory when they join civvy street, because when asked what regiment they served with, indicate special forces . The SAS must be the largest regiment in the British Army because every cunt was in it. These blokes should be proud of their actual service history and not feel the need to try and impress a bag of shit like me during my beer drinking marathons in the local pubs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted May 9, 2015 Report Share Posted May 9, 2015 Pepper your conversation with words / phrases like 'Pongo... yomping....Rupert....bimble about...bergen' and mention Basra, Bastion and Rheindalen a lot and let people draw their own conclusions (that you're a chiselling twatter). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 9, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2015 Pepper your conversation with words / phrases like 'Pongo... yomping....Rupert....bimble about...bergen' and mention Basra, Bastion and Rheindalen a lot and let people draw their own conclusions (that you're a chiselling twatter).Cheers for the advice but I was in nam, in 69 at the Battle of Đắk Tô, bad shit , I will tell you more over a pint Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted May 9, 2015 Report Share Posted May 9, 2015 Cheers for the advice but I was in nam, in 69 at the Battle of Đắk Tô, bad shit , I will tell you more over a pint Most ricky-tick bro'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 9, 2015 Report Share Posted May 9, 2015 The secret is that if they say SAS or anything other than 'The Regiment' when bigging themselves up about who they served with they were probably in the catering corps and the nearest they got to any danger was being near the bogs the morning after serving up a dodgy curry the night before,Cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted May 9, 2015 Report Share Posted May 9, 2015 The secret is that if they say SAS or anything other than 'The Regiment' when bigging themselves up about who they served with they were probably in the catering corps and the nearest they got to any danger was being near the bogs the morning after serving up a dodgy curry the night before,CuntsThey are also well acquainted with ordering pizzas via a top of the range encrypted sat phone. To be delivered by a helicopter, of course. Fucking shit-scared, wasteful little oinks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 9, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2015 They are also well acquainted with ordering pizzas via a top of the range encrypted sat phone. To be delivered by a helicopter, of course. Fucking shit-scared, wasteful little oinks.Andy mcnab is a fibbing cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted May 9, 2015 Report Share Posted May 9, 2015 Andy mcnab is a fibbing cunt And so is Bear Grhylls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 9, 2015 Report Share Posted May 9, 2015 Pepper your conversation with words / phrases like 'Pongo... yomping....Rupert....bimble about...bergen' and mention Basra, Bastion and Rheindalen a lot and let people draw their own conclusions (that you're a chiselling twatter).And the next comment after "yomping" needs to be, "oh yomping, that's a bit like tabbing but easier isn't it?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 9, 2015 Report Share Posted May 9, 2015 I know many ex-forces chaps.Regarding the Army you join the Guards or the smart Cavalry Regiments otherwise you are cannon-fodder for the politicians of the day.The SAS although brave chaps are at totally expendableand so are the Marines or the Paras.Most of them are thick as Pig shit.Wars are won in Whitehall and by the Raf and the navy.The army are just bouncers in uniform.Didn't they explain how to form proper sentences and paragraphs when you were at school, Punk? What you have written here honestly looks like the work of a nine year old child. It's a fucking disgrace. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 9, 2015 Report Share Posted May 9, 2015 I was briefly in the Guards .. British Rail Guards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 9, 2015 Report Share Posted May 9, 2015 I was also an officer .. a British Rail Clerical Officer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 9, 2015 Report Share Posted May 9, 2015 My name is Ape.I cannot form a sentunce.lolStay on topic cumquat .lol.Oh lol lol, very good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 10, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 10, 2015 I know many ex-forces chaps.Regarding the Army you join the Guards or the smart Cavalry Regiments otherwise you are cannon-fodder for the politicians of the day.The SAS although brave chaps are at totally expendableand so are the Marines or the Paras.Most of them are thick as Pig shit.Wars are won in Whitehall and by the Raf and the navy.The army are just bouncers in uniform.I would have thought your SAS friends would have informed you that their main duty is reconnaissance behind enemy lines to identify targets and guide smart bombs in from the raf. Without the SAS, Marines and Paras the raf would be like a headless chicken.Most small four man teams also have a medic/doctor, I suppose this medic is thick as Pig shit when compared to the skills of a person showing another person around a house, writing down their offer and then relaying this offer to the seller, very complicated stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 10, 2015 Report Share Posted May 10, 2015 I would have thought your SAS friends would have informed you that their main duty is reconnaissance behind enemy lines to identify targets and guide smart bombs in from the raf. Without the SAS, Marines and Paras the raf would be like a headless chicken.Most small four man teams also have a medic/doctor, I suppose this medic is thick as Pig shit when compared to the skills of a person showing another person around a house, writing down their offer and then relaying this offer to the seller, very complicated stuff. You forgot telling someone to go hammer a board on a wall... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 10, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 10, 2015 You forgot telling someone to go hammer a board on a wall...That honour is reserved for the team leader, as is the tape measure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted May 10, 2015 Report Share Posted May 10, 2015 Wars are not won in Whitehall. Wars are started in Whitehall.Wars are won by Soldiers,Sailors,Airmen and other assorted personnel.Fuck off Spunkape with your snob nosed wind up bollocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 10, 2015 Report Share Posted May 10, 2015 That honour is reserved for the team leader, as is the tape measure. Tape measure??You fucking dinosaur... it's all laser beeping gizmos now... gotta have a gadget! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 10, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 10, 2015 Tape measure??You fucking dinosaur... it's all laser beeping gizmos now... gotta have a gadget!Estate agents only have little brains and have just about got the hang of tape measures, let's not give these bozos lasers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted May 11, 2015 Report Share Posted May 11, 2015 I'm still in the SAS. Shag's a shag! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 11, 2015 Report Share Posted May 11, 2015 I'm still in the SAS. Shag's a shag!The SAS is for poofs... you're not even allowed to name the Extra Special Super Hard Forces regiment without getting kil........................ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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