Guest MikeD Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 All the ref's fault that he gets beat apparently. Fuck off and retire like you always say you're going to, you charmless, miserable cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 All the ref's fault that he gets beat apparently. Fuck off and retire like you always say you're going to, you charmless, miserable cunt.That short arse, ooohhh me dads a gangster cunt has retired more times than the rolling stones. I also think he had a personnel number plate 'cue boy' , for that he should be handed over to isis with his pants pulled down and a defaced copy of the Quran rolled up and hanging out of his arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 Maybe he could take up tennis, his personality would fit right in with those humourless cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 Maybe he could take up tennis, his personality would fit right in with those humorless cunts.Andy Murray's massive birthmark is a cunt, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted May 22, 2015 Report Share Posted May 22, 2015 Snooker is for poofs and Oiks.Billiards is the game for Gentlemen.Oh what splendid repartee you possess! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted February 17, 2016 Report Share Posted February 17, 2016 And the latest gem from this charmless, contemptuous cunt is that he couldn't be bothered to complete a maximum break because the ten grand prize 'is too cheap'. Maybe to you it is you obnoxious bastard, but perhaps not to the majority of the fucking population and especially the fans who paid good money to come and watch you. He's still winning but I dare say that if he loses we'll get the usual 'I'm retiring' fucking shite. Fuck off and retire then you cunt, you obviously don't need the money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 17, 2016 Report Share Posted February 17, 2016 1 hour ago, MikeD said: And the latest gem from this charmless, contemptuous cunt is that he couldn't be bothered to complete a maximum break because the ten grand prize 'is too cheap'. Maybe to you it is you obnoxious bastard, but perhaps not to the majority of the fucking population and especially the fans who paid good money to come and watch you. He's still winning but I dare say that if he loses we'll get the usual 'I'm retiring' fucking shite. Fuck off and retire then you cunt, you obviously don't need the money. Snooker is so down market these days.Cunts/travellers like Sullivan maintain the level of steady decent to obscurity and irrelevance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted February 17, 2016 Report Share Posted February 17, 2016 2 minutes ago, Punkape said: Snooker is so down market these days.Cunts/travellers like Sullivan maintain the level of steadily decent to obscurity and irrelevance. True, they even pour their own drinks, no butler service at all. There's no excuse for that kind of peasantry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 17, 2016 Report Share Posted February 17, 2016 Years ago I came home drunk and slumped in the chair and watched snooker. This scruffy long haired bastard jumped up on the table and was potting all the white balls into one pocket with some bloke in a cloth cap egging him on. It was some time later that I realised I was watching 'One man and his dog'. I'll get my crook Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted February 17, 2016 Report Share Posted February 17, 2016 Ronnie is a cunt for sure, but a real showman of a cunt and for that I admire him greatly. Fuck off PunkApe, having a load of men smash their pink and black balls round the edge of your hole in the back of a pub doesn't count as snooker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted February 17, 2016 Report Share Posted February 17, 2016 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Years ago I came home drunk and slumped in the chair and watched snooker. This scruffy long haired bastard jumped up on the table and was potting all the white balls into one pocket with some bloke in a cloth cap egging him on. It was some time later that I realised I was watching 'One man and his dog'. I'll get my crook Thank fuck you said you were drunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted February 17, 2016 Report Share Posted February 17, 2016 3 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Ronnie is a cunt for sure, but a real showman of a cunt and for that I admire him greatly. Fuck off PunkApe, having a load of men smash their pink and black balls round the edge of your hole in the back of a pub doesn't count as snooker. Punkape's world is his own, best not to get involved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted February 17, 2016 Report Share Posted February 17, 2016 6 minutes ago, Properkhunt said: Sadly, there isn't another younger player who will take over from him. There are a few good players to watch, but none in his league. The most near to him was Alex Higgins. Innovative shots, pleasing to watch, controversial and broke every rule about technique. That break against Jimmy White in the 1982 World Semi Final was fantastic. Ahead of it's time. Indeed the current crop are some of the most characterless fuckers ever. At least old Jimmy got on the crack cocaine for the banter. That Australian cock with the boy band hair and pale lips is the worst of them all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 17, 2016 Report Share Posted February 17, 2016 1 minute ago, Bill Stickers said: Indeed the current crop are some of the most characterless fuckers ever. At least old Jimmy got on the crack cocaine for the banter. That Australian cock with the boy band hair and pale lips is the worst of them all. Pink or brown first? There is hygiene to consider ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 17, 2016 Report Share Posted February 17, 2016 On 20 May 2015 at 11:50 AM, Eddie said: That short arse, ooohhh me dads a gangster cunt has retired more times than the rolling stones. I also think he had a personnel number plate 'cue boy' , for that he should be handed over to isis with his pants pulled down and a defaced copy of the Quran rolled up and hanging out of his arse. Typically a very gay punishment decreed by eddies bent caliphate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 17, 2016 Report Share Posted February 17, 2016 Higgins was a total cunt... no redeeming features whatsoever... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted February 18, 2016 Report Share Posted February 18, 2016 1 hour ago, DingTheRioja said: Higgins was a total cunt... no redeeming features whatsoever... Better to be a cunt than be nothing it all. Take MikeD for instance. A complete non-entity of a bloke. As bog standard as they come. Spends his whole time worrying about whether or not he is displaying inferiority or superiority towards others. Accordingly, his job, most likely lower-middle management in Peterborough, consists of doing nothing to rock the boat, and everything to fit in. If he pops down to the warehouse, he drops a few t's and h's when he chats with "the lads". In those fleeting moments when his presence is required in the boardroom, he tries to hold his chinless head up high and speak affirmatively. Who would you rather be? Higgins or poor old Michael? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 18, 2016 Report Share Posted February 18, 2016 12 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Better to be a cunt than be nothing it all. Take MikeD for instance. A complete non-entity of a bloke. As bog standard as they come. Spends his whole time worrying about whether or not he is displaying inferiority or superiority towards others. Accordingly, his job, most likely lower-middle management in Peterborough, consists of doing nothing to rock the boat, and everything to fit in. If he pops down to the warehouse, he drops a few t's and h's when he chats with "the lads". In those fleeting moments when his presence is required in the boardroom, he tries to hold his chinless head up high and speak affirmatively. Who would you rather be? Higgins or poor old Michael? I'm going down to Peterborough tomorrow to see a building, possibly I shall set every bin ablaze and odds are kill the cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted February 18, 2016 Report Share Posted February 18, 2016 17 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: Better to be a cunt than be nothing it all. Take MikeD for instance. A complete non-entity of a bloke. As bog standard as they come. Spends his whole time worrying about whether or not he is displaying inferiority or superiority towards others. Accordingly, his job, most likely lower-middle management in Peterborough, consists of doing nothing to rock the boat, and everything to fit in. If he pops down to the warehouse, he drops a few t's and h's when he chats with "the lads". In those fleeting moments when his presence is required in the boardroom, he tries to hold his chinless head up high and speak affirmatively. Who would you rather be? Higgins or poor old Michael? I give up, I'm mortally wounded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 18, 2016 Report Share Posted February 18, 2016 17 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: I'm going down to Peterborough tomorrow to see a building, possibly I shall set every bin ablaze and odds are kill the cunt. Please. That's Jacko's neck of the woods and I suspect that he bin dives more than he'd care to admit. Best set ablaze any effeminate rent boys with a Scottish accent and a carton of mini milk in their hand as well. Just to be safe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 18, 2016 Report Share Posted February 18, 2016 No doubt Ronnie is a fucking cunt, but its an absolute joy to watch him play snooker. Best ever by a country mile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted February 18, 2016 Report Share Posted February 18, 2016 7 minutes ago, Degenerategambler said: No doubt Ronnie is a fucking cunt, but its an absolute joy to watch him play snooker. Best ever by a country mile. No disputing his talent but this latest comment about a maximum break is truly the mark of a despicable, selfish bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 18, 2016 Report Share Posted February 18, 2016 18 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: Better to be a cunt than be nothing it all. Take MikeD for instance. A complete non-entity of a bloke. As bog standard as they come. Spends his whole time worrying about whether or not he is displaying inferiority or superiority towards others. Accordingly, his job, most likely lower-middle management in Peterborough, consists of doing nothing to rock the boat, and everything to fit in. If he pops down to the warehouse, he drops a few t's and h's when he chats with "the lads". In those fleeting moments when his presence is required in the boardroom, he tries to hold his chinless head up high and speak affirmatively. Who would you rather be? Higgins or poor old Michael? Is Mike a dead alcoholic wife beater? 1 hour ago, MikeD said: I give up, I'm mortally wounded. Mrs Higgins? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted February 18, 2016 Report Share Posted February 18, 2016 3 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Is Mike a dead alcoholic wife beater? Mrs Higgins? One of the few from Scotland who isn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted February 18, 2016 Report Share Posted February 18, 2016 27 minutes ago, Degenerategambler said: No doubt Ronnie is a fucking cunt, but its an absolute joy to watch him play snooker. Best ever by a country mile. Very true but you are still a boring cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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