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On 23/04/2021 at 23:31, Last Cunt Standing said:

So this year it’s Anthony McGill who puts Ronnie back in the studio, or perhaps for a shift behind the till in his Meadowhall store. If he’d have played the morning session with even half the intensity he did in the evening, he’d still be in the hat. Instead he switches off mentally. It’s boring now, Ron, and I never thought I’d say that about you. 

Ronnie has a win percentage of over 75% of all his professional matches, which no other player  comes close to. Played 1311, Won 987, (75.29%)

(up to Sept. 2020)

No other player ever has passed the 70% mark so I think people have been so used to seeing Ronnie win matches that when he loses it’s more surprising because he starts almost every match as favourite, even now.

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4 hours ago, Wolfie said:

Indeed. Three bottles of Terre di Fannio (£8.99 Waitrose) leading to a drunken wank, gay porn, and impulse purchase of new £1,500 Gucci man-bag?

Alone, of course.

I think that the worldwide Covid restrictions have hit Frank harder than most on here.

As a confirmed sex tourist and trafficker of young Asian women exclusively called Ming, he'd usually spend his bank holiday weekends in South East Asia, balls deep inside a 650 baht Thai ladyboy.

Now the poor cunt is forced to shield in his Godfuckingawful Barnet studio flat 24 hours a day, spending his time either trawling Corner snooker threads at 3am looking for conversation, or counting his retroviral tablets until he falls asleep.

What a total fucking dickhead.

 

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1 hour ago, Decimus said:

I think that the worldwide Covid restrictions have hit Frank harder than most on here.

As a confirmed sex tourist and trafficker of young Asian women exclusively called Ming, he'd usually spend his bank holiday weekends in South East Asia, balls deep inside a 650 baht Thai ladyboy.

Now the poor cunt is forced to shield in his Godfuckingawful Barnet studio flat 24 hours a day, spending his time either trawling Corner snooker threads at 3am looking for conversation, or counting his retroviral tablets until he falls asleep.

What a total fucking dickhead.

 

Better.

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8 hours ago, Eddie said:

3am Frank...

He'd probably spent the preceding hour's wanking himself senseless watching live transvestite cam action. 

I think he's finally had to except that there's no mileage left in Ming upon defrosting, and there's thousands of ladyboy's who'd give their right bollock for a UK passport, and a shot at love with a 50 something hipster. 

@Frank, it's time to move on. Better to have loved and lost than to never have never have loved at all. I'm sure your sphincters aching for a Lady P hung slope, and the offer of a pwan cwacker... 

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2 hours ago, Major Cunt said:

He'd probably spent the preceding hour's wanking himself senseless watching live transvestite cam action. 

I think he's finally had to except that there's no mileage left in Ming upon defrosting, and there's thousands of ladyboy's who'd give their right bollock for a UK passport, and a shot at love with a 50 something hipster. 

@Frank, it's time to move on. Better to have loved and lost than to never have never have loved at all. I'm sure your sphincters aching for a Lady P hung slope, and the offer of a pwan cwacker... 

"Aw mister Flank, mister Flank Ping Pong roves you rong time". 

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35 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

"Aw mister Flank, mister Flank Ping Pong roves you rong time". 

I could picture him looking like an emaciated 'Man From Delmonte' cruising the streets of Bangkok on the lookout for a replacement Ming. 

I'm sure he's taking this all in and no doubt searching for that brothel owners email address. 

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2 minutes ago, Frank said:

You just don't know when to stop. Admin have warned you again and again over the past few weeks, yet still you continue. 

What is wrong with you?

Stubbs is an online troll, posting on the corner since 2014. 

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SPOTTO should step in & break up this fight, & act like some kind of milk tray man of the corner.

He's prob taking his handbag sized woofer for a late night walk, not much alarms him - so horizontal, you'd think he was kipping.

Love ProfB xxx

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2 minutes ago, ProfB said:

Where are you SPOT - your name is in red indicating you are online, or is  it just your Apple watch bluetoothed to the corner?

I've not convinced that report button is working, prof. I've hit it three times already! 

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13 minutes ago, ProfB said:

Missed your post, got your PM.

I want to kiss & make up with corner members 😘 XXXXXXXXXXX

Actually contributing a valid opinion on a topic, or making me laugh with a swift and ferocious cunting of an attacker would be a good start, Prof, and also changing your avatar from one of Spot's lovers. 

I've laughed more at Lenny fucking Henry, and that's saying something. 

 

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31 minutes ago, Major Cunt said:

Actually contributing a valid opinion on a topic, or making me laugh with a swift and ferocious cunting of an attacker would be a good start, Prof, and also changing your avatar from one of Spot's lovers. 

I've laughed more at Lenny fucking Henry, and that's saying something. 

 

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