Eddie Posted May 3, 2021 Report Share Posted May 3, 2021 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: Make me No because I’m going to bed, not alone like you and your cock... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted May 3, 2021 Report Share Posted May 3, 2021 Just now, Eddie said: No because I’m going to bed, not alone like you and your cock... 🤭 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 3, 2021 Report Share Posted May 3, 2021 Bollocks cunt bastard Selby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 3, 2021 Report Share Posted May 3, 2021 Just now, Eddie said: No because I’m going to bed, not alone like you and your cock... Change the fucking script you unfunny twat. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted May 3, 2021 Report Share Posted May 3, 2021 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Bollocks cunt bastard Selby. On the upside Eric, he’s paid for my breakfast this morning. If Murphy hadn’t wobbled the red down the rail, I’d be on Cornflakes. A decent final though, no? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 3, 2021 Report Share Posted May 3, 2021 9 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: On the upside Eric, he’s paid for my breakfast this morning. If Murphy hadn’t wobbled the red down the rail, I’d be on Cornflakes. A decent final though, no? Murphy's flair and shot making elevated it from the dirge that Selby tries to turn every match into. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted May 3, 2021 Report Share Posted May 3, 2021 11 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: On the upside Eric, he’s paid for my breakfast this morning. If Murphy hadn’t wobbled the red down the rail, I’d be on Cornflakes. A decent final though, no? Cornflakes. Are you having a fucking laugh, Doc, obviously. You GP's were fucking stacking the notes, and the rightly so. Anybody who potentially had to smell and treat Jewdy's ulcerated legs of a Monday morning whilst listening to him championing Nick Griffin, or having to snap on the latex gloves for a prostate examination deserves a 100k plus. We seem to have had an influx of doctors from Uganda and the surrounding countries whose references and qualifications seem quite dubious. I saw one who was a locum at my old surgery and whilst I was there for a different matter I showed him a rash. He became quite concerned that it was possibly meningitis until I pointed out that I'd had it for well over a week... Are you still practicing down under (not in the biblical sense of course)? If you are then I hope it's a cushy little number like testosterone replacement therapy, or consulting part time for a hospital. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 3, 2021 Report Share Posted May 3, 2021 9 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Cornflakes. Are you having a fucking laugh, Doc, obviously. You GP's were fucking stacking the notes, and the rightly so. Anybody who potentially had to smell and treat Jewdy's ulcerated legs of a Monday morning whilst listening to him championing Nick Griffin, or having to snap on the latex gloves for a prostate examination deserves a 100k plus. We seem to have had an influx of doctors from Uganda and the surrounding countries whose references and qualifications seem quite dubious. I saw one who was a locum at my old surgery and whilst I was there for a different matter I showed him a rash. He became quite concerned that it was possibly meningitis until I pointed out that I'd had it for well over a week... Are you still practicing down under (not in the biblical sense of course)? If you are then I hope it's a cushy little number like testosterone replacement therapy, or consulting part time for a hospital. When you've witnessed a Nigerian doctor recommending paracetamol to a neutropenic patient with a temperature of 39.9, you know all you need to about African medical qualifications. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted May 3, 2021 Report Share Posted May 3, 2021 2 hours ago, cuntspotter said: Yes...this all very well , but now needs to stop. Fair point, Spot. However, this is the sort of material that pulls in the new cunts, the ones who actually have a bit of sharp witt and a wicked sense of humour. The HMS Corner needs to be kept afloat, but admin are potentially steering it into a pack of U-boats. Just my thoughts... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 3, 2021 Report Share Posted May 3, 2021 31 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Cornflakes. Are you having a fucking laugh, Doc, obviously. You GP's were fucking stacking the notes, and the rightly so. Anybody who potentially had to smell and treat Jewdy's ulcerated legs of a Monday morning whilst listening to him championing Nick Griffin, or having to snap on the latex gloves for a prostate examination deserves a 100k plus. We seem to have had an influx of doctors from Uganda and the surrounding countries whose references and qualifications seem quite dubious. I saw one who was a locum at my old surgery and whilst I was there for a different matter I showed him a rash. He became quite concerned that it was possibly meningitis until I pointed out that I'd had it for well over a week... Are you still practicing down under (not in the biblical sense of course)? If you are then I hope it's a cushy little number like testosterone replacement therapy, or consulting part time for a hospital. The rash usually comes after the first symptoms. Sepsis. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 3, 2021 Report Share Posted May 3, 2021 7 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: The rash usually comes after the first symptoms. Sepsis. 48 hrs intravenous antibiotics. Then 5 days of Co-Amoxiclav tablets. Medicine's a piece of piss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted May 3, 2021 Report Share Posted May 3, 2021 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Murphy's flair and shot making elevated it from the dirge that Selby tries to turn every match into. One moment you're coming across as a thinking man's man, the next minute you're all hit and hope. Not only did Selby play out of his dead-eyed nut, he showed humility throughout the match and in the post-match interview. It's chess with balls, Eric, you fucking gung-ho dope. Now, what did you think of the match? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 3, 2021 Report Share Posted May 3, 2021 31 minutes ago, Frank said: One moment you're coming across as a thinking man's man, the next minute you're all hit and hope. Not only did Selby play out of his dead-eyed nut, he showed humility throughout the match and in the post-match interview. It's chess with balls, Eric, you fucking gung-ho dope. Now, what did you think of the match? Fuck off. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 4, 2021 Report Share Posted May 4, 2021 1 hour ago, Major Cunt said: Fair point, Spot. However, this is the sort of material that pulls in the new cunts, the ones who actually have a bit of sharp witt and a wicked sense of humour. The HMS Corner needs to be kept afloat, but admin are potentially steering it into a pack of U-boats. Just my thoughts... Indeed, especially that humourless cunt Roops. I want her dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 4, 2021 Report Share Posted May 4, 2021 20 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Fuck off. Ted Lowe couldn't have put it better himself. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 4, 2021 Report Share Posted May 4, 2021 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Ted Lowe couldn't have put it better himself. You’ve been abused during my incarceration, Gyps. I’ll tell you something, I’ll not stand for it anymore, oh no, not me. Out of order. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted May 4, 2021 Report Share Posted May 4, 2021 2 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: You’ve been abused during my incarceration, Gyps. I’ll tell you something, I’ll not stand for it anymore, oh no, not me. Out of order. That's very chivalrous, DC, but Gyps can hold her own when dealing with the abuse that occasionally comes her way. I don't think I've ever once seen her rattled, but the time she tore Roops a new arsehole was fucking hilarious. She's also put Franco back in his box on a couple of occasions too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted May 4, 2021 Report Share Posted May 4, 2021 5 hours ago, Major Cunt said: Fair point, Spot. However, this is the sort of material that pulls in the new cunts, the ones who actually have a bit of sharp witt and a wicked sense of humour. The HMS Corner needs to be kept afloat, but admin are potentially steering it into a pack of U-boats. Just my thoughts... less is more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 4, 2021 Report Share Posted May 4, 2021 2 hours ago, cuntspotter said: less is more. More or less. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 4, 2021 Report Share Posted May 4, 2021 2 hours ago, cuntspotter said: less is more. What is the ratio re cunts who sign up and either make no posts or make a couple of posts and then fuck off? A slightly less abrasive corner might actually encourage more cunts to stay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted May 4, 2021 Report Share Posted May 4, 2021 9 hours ago, Major Cunt said: Fair point, Spot. However, this is the sort of material that pulls in the new cunts, the ones who actually have a bit of sharp witt and a wicked sense of humour. The HMS Corner needs to be kept afloat, but admin are potentially steering it into a pack of U-boats. Just my thoughts... Your "thoughts" couldn't be more wrong. In fact a "sharp witt (sic) and a wicked sense of humour" is rare when applied to inter-member abuse, the reality is that the abuse is mostly reheated insults and is largely responsible for keeping the non-abusive post count down and from dissuading casual visitors from joining the site. The Corner prospers when punters leave their egos at the door and post irreverent "slice of life" and anecdotal commentary. Its no coincidence that the non-abusive post count has risen exponentially over the past couple of months. One mo' thing... 5 hours ago, Major Cunt said: That's very chivalrous, DC, but Gyps can hold her own when dealing with the abuse that occasionally comes her way. I don't think I've ever once seen her rattled, but the time she tore Roops a new arsehole was fucking hilarious. She's also put Franco back in his box on a couple of occasions too. Really?, when was this then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 4, 2021 Report Share Posted May 4, 2021 6 hours ago, Major Cunt said: That's very chivalrous, DC, but Gyps can hold her own when dealing with the abuse that occasionally comes her way. I don't think I've ever once seen her rattled, but the time she tore Roops a new arsehole was fucking hilarious. She's also put Franco back in his box on a couple of occasions too. Thing is MC I'm not rattled because none of the abuse is original or sophisticated. It's boring. As Roops says its reheated abuse. It's like a drunk heckler in the audience who calls a comedian 'a cunt'. The comedian has heard it all before and comes back and shuts them up. I know several members here hate me, fuck knows why as I have never started anything on anyone. But that's fine they hate me they hate me it's not gonna force me off this site. What pisses me off is the repetitive same old same old comments about my cock. I know Pen gets this more than me, but it's just fucking boring. Are members of this site mainly adult men? Men who have jobs, mortgages, family? Because looking at the comments would make me think that this site is people by 13 to 15 year old boys. I made a comment about my experience of a car boot sale because that's the topic, and I get a fucking stupid answer from Eddie. I don't want battles with other members but I end up getting dragged into slanging matches, which I didn't sign up for 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted May 4, 2021 Report Share Posted May 4, 2021 26 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Thing is MC I'm not rattled because none of the abuse is original or sophisticated. It's boring. As Roops says its reheated abuse. It's like a drunk heckler in the audience who calls a comedian 'a cunt'. The comedian has heard it all before and comes back and shuts them up. I know several members here hate me, fuck knows why as I have never started anything on anyone. But that's fine they hate me they hate me it's not gonna force me off this site. What pisses me off is the repetitive same old same old comments about my cock. I know Pen gets this more than me, but it's just fucking boring. Are members of this site mainly adult men? Men who have jobs, mortgages, family? Because looking at the comments would make me think that this site is people by 13 to 15 year old boys. I made a comment about my experience of a car boot sale because that's the topic, and I get a fucking stupid answer from Eddie. I don't want battles with other members but I end up getting dragged into slanging matches, which I didn't sign up for Cock or fanny, I like you, gyps.. a lot. You’ve got a weeny little brain, but that’s okay.. you’re honest, and that’s all I need from a fellow member. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 4, 2021 Report Share Posted May 4, 2021 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: What pisses me off is the repetitive same old same old comments about my cock. get your cock out! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 4, 2021 Report Share Posted May 4, 2021 25 minutes ago, Eddie said: get your cock out! You into that sort of thing then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.