colonelkurtz Posted June 7, 2015 Report Share Posted June 7, 2015 .....and what a complete and utter load of wank ... 'come along' she said , 'you'll enjoy' it she said .... horse walks forwards, stops , walks backwards , walks a bit faster .stops , walks again ......you get the picture. During all of which the gormless cunts watching applaud even when the horse takes a fucking dump and the minge faced arse wipe on board smirks just like the cunt she is. Although i did agree with the lad sat behind us when he mumbled she did have a nice arse to be sure .... probably a lesbianisticalist though .... yep that'll be it ...mmm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted June 7, 2015 Report Share Posted June 7, 2015 Dressage is ballet with horses and a cultural phenomenon.You should learn to appreciate the balance and interaction between the rider and the horse.It takes years to train a horse for dressage.Probably as long as it took for you to learn how to use a knife and fork in a slipshod fashion.Bollocks. Ram a cattle prod wired to a car battery up a horse's arse and you can make it dance to Agadoo, and horses really fucking hate Black Lace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 7, 2015 Report Share Posted June 7, 2015 Dressage is ballet with horses and a cultural phenomenon.You should learn to appreciate the balance and interaction between the rider and the horse.It takes years to train a horse for dressage.Probably as long as it took for you to learn how to use a knife and fork in a slipshod fashion.I'd love to say "Bricktop" in response to this, but that would just be childish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 7, 2015 Report Share Posted June 7, 2015 Dressage is ballet with horses and a cultural phenomenon.You should learn to appreciate the balance and interaction between the rider and the horse.It takes years to train a horse for dressage.Probably as long as it took for you to learn how to use a knife and fork in a slipshod fashion.Dreadful .. Parker please fetch the Bentley. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted June 7, 2015 Report Share Posted June 7, 2015 Black Beauty is a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 7, 2015 Report Share Posted June 7, 2015 horse walks forwards, stops , walks backwards , walks a bit faster .stops , walks again ..........sounds like John Cleese in his Minister of funny walks sketch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 8, 2015 Report Share Posted June 8, 2015 (edited) Colonel, have you heard the old proverb, a wise man learns from his mistakes, a genius learns from the mistakes of others?Every time I've heard anyone mention dressage, without fail someone else has always piped up, saying what a load of absolute old toss it is.I'm surprised by your utter stupidity, putting yourself through the pain of witnessing it first hand. I have no sympathy. Otherwise where do we draw the line? Next you'll be nominating "sticking my arm in a woodchipper", because it was nowhere near as good as you thought it would be. Edited June 8, 2015 by bill_stickers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted June 8, 2015 Report Share Posted June 8, 2015 horse walks forwards, stops , walks backwards , walks a bit faster .stops , walks again ..........sounds like John Cleese in his Minister of funny walks sketch. ....or like the fucking thing I backed for The Derby on Saturday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 8, 2015 Report Share Posted June 8, 2015 Dressage is ballet with horses and a cultural phenomenon.You should learn to appreciate the balance and interaction between the rider and the horse.It takes years to train a horse for dressage.Probably as long as it took for you to learn how to use a knife and fork in a slipshod fashion...but still a damn sight fucking less time than it takes you to learn about putting a fucking SPACE after a fullstop... Also, "A cultural phenomenon, also known as the bandwagon effect, occurs when certain individuals behave a certain way merely because other individuals do as well" but with no fucking sense or reasoning.... "ooo... those bright pink and green legwarmers look fucking ace with them 14 hole blood red doc martins and a tutu Frank" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted June 8, 2015 Report Share Posted June 8, 2015 Dressage is pointless and stupid. Give the horses a fucking break and let them spend their time freely running around green pastures like they're supposed to and leave the stuntwork to pantomime horses. Mr Ed is a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted June 8, 2015 Report Share Posted June 8, 2015 I punctuate and spell as I see fit.Get used to it buttercup.Buttercup. That's a great name for a clown. Are you having it sign written on your pedal car? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted June 8, 2015 Report Share Posted June 8, 2015 I punctuate and spell as I see fit.Get used to it buttercup.Hang on Punkape, you bore everyone one with your fantasy lifestyle and for good measure pontificate on dress code, etiquette, social standards and allude to punters' poor education, yet you dismiss your own spelling and grammatical imperfections.In short you are without wit, charm and clearly a bit dim. Take this as your last warning: use the site for what it was intended for otherwise you will be suspended for a very long time. Finally, stop telling porkies about your lifestyle, you often get caught out and you aint got the brains to blagg it out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted June 8, 2015 Report Share Posted June 8, 2015 I'm not the only one on here to misspell and make punctuation mistakes.If I post on an i phone I can hardly see the bastard screen and I'm then singled out by people of a lower social class.i think that is unfair.As we all know iPhones are for cunts,which is,funnily enough,the right phone for you.Anyway,what do you know about Dressage? I should think you have problems dressing yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted June 8, 2015 Report Share Posted June 8, 2015 You mean know about Dressage not "now" . Are you on an i phone ?lol. There,corrected just for you oh grammatically perfect one.No I'm not on a fucking iphone. I wouldn't sink so low. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted June 8, 2015 Report Share Posted June 8, 2015 Hang on Punkape, you bore everyone one with your fantasy lifestyle and for good measure pontificate on dress code, etiquette, social standards and allude to punters' poor education, yet you dismiss your own spelling and grammatical imperfections.In short you are without wit, charm and clearly a bit dim. Take this as your last warning: use the site for what it was intended for otherwise you will be suspended for a very long time. Finally, stop telling porkies about your lifestyle, you often get caught out and you aint got the brains to blagg it out.Bit unfair, old spunkape has been entertaining with a few of his noms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted June 8, 2015 Report Share Posted June 8, 2015 ... agreed, but then again the word 'unfair' is not within CCs vocabulary. I know, I had a post deleted and I didn't think it was that offensive.Libellous yes, but not offensive! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 8, 2015 Report Share Posted June 8, 2015 Bit unfair, old spunkape has been entertaining with a few of his noms.What a load of cock-snot!I'd rather sit through the Dressage World Cup (is that a thing? I sincerely fucking hope not) than listen to him regurgitate Lord Fulford's one liners. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted June 8, 2015 Report Share Posted June 8, 2015 What a load of cock-snot!I'd rather sit through the Dressage World Cup (is that a thing? I sincerely fucking hope not) than listen to him regurgitate Lord Fulford's one liners. When people lack true culture or are devoid of any ideas of their own they speak about wine, cars and various brands of clothing, I think punkers had us all over and was actually poking fun at real snobs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted June 8, 2015 Report Share Posted June 8, 2015 Snobs like Frank, you mean? Pile of shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 8, 2015 Report Share Posted June 8, 2015 Bit unfair, old spunkape has been entertaining with a few of his noms.I find old Punkers good entertainment too. Bricktop! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 8, 2015 Report Share Posted June 8, 2015 ....or like the fucking thing I backed for The Derby on Saturday.The people running the fair at Epsom are related to me. My dad always took us there and got free rides all day. Mind you the silly sod done fuck loads on the nags. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 I have often wondered what cruelties are inflicted on these horses to get them to behave in such an unnatural way. Of course, if these poor creatures were performing like this in a circus on Clapham Common the animal rights brigade would be all over it like a nasty rash on my big fat hairy arse. But as this "sport" is the pursuit of posh rich bastards, and has the approval of the IOC (a proven corrupt organisation) no cunt even bothers to ask the question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 Bit unfair, old spunkape has been entertaining with a few of his noms.Well, of course. Who else would present such an easy target for a dimmo like you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted June 11, 2015 Report Share Posted June 11, 2015 Well, of course. Who else would present such an easy target for a dimmo like you?Oh the scathing wit, i am a broken man, to answer your question You judge, you sap. The standard midnight post eh, set your watch by it, finish a long day working for g4s in the courts, envying the real barristers and judges, whilst you escort criminals to and from the cells below. 8pm arrives and it's off to the local ciu to drink yourself into oblivion, boring your fellow drinkers with tales of court. Then arrive home just in time to post some old bollocks before night nights. Oh and Before you bang on again about how you could loose your job if caught posting on this site, don't worry too much, our local b and q are advertising for security personnel, go for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted June 11, 2015 Report Share Posted June 11, 2015 I have often wondered what cruelties are inflicted on these horses to get them to behave in such an unnatural way. Of course, if these poor creatures were performing like this in a circus on Clapham Common the animal rights brigade would be all over it like a nasty rash on my big fat hairy arse. But as this "sport" is the pursuit of posh rich bastards, and has the approval of the IOC (a proven corrupt organisation) no cunt even bothers to ask the question.Idiot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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