cuntspotter Posted June 13, 2015 Report Share Posted June 13, 2015 My misled daughters travelled to Manchester yesterday to see Fleetwood Mac. The concert was cancelled as was the previous one. Clearly the rigours of touring and churning out embroidered lounge music is too much for the glitterati of the easy listening genre. I can't think why, it's not like they have to " rock out". Serves my daughters right, it has cost a small fortune. I had previously pointed out that Fleetwood Mac died when God started talking to Peer Green. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 13, 2015 Report Share Posted June 13, 2015 Did they travel via Arriva Trains Wales? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted June 13, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 13, 2015 No..... In a Ford Fiesta. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 13, 2015 Report Share Posted June 13, 2015 Never Going Back Again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 13, 2015 Report Share Posted June 13, 2015 What a pair of tits! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 13, 2015 Report Share Posted June 13, 2015 They obviously went their own way, teehee.I'll fetch my black top hat and shawl. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 13, 2015 Report Share Posted June 13, 2015 Did they travel via Arriva Trains Wales?I once caught the train on the Norwich to Sheringham line only to find out that due to low stock, we'd be travelling on a Welsh train. I was severely hammered, hence why I wasn't driving, and I remember they couldn't turn off the automatic tannoy announcements. For forty five fucking minutes I had to listen to some Welsh Berk bang on periodically, that it was illegal to consume alcohol between Treherbert and Tonypandy. It was shortly after this that I began voting English democratic, to keep Welsh trains and their filthy vowel-free customer noticeboards out of Norfolk. You can keep your temperance, along with Tom Fucking Jones and your cunting place names that have no right appearing anywhere outside of a Tolkien book. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted June 13, 2015 Report Share Posted June 13, 2015 Are these superannuated cunts still hawking their sorry schtik around the gaff??Fuck me, your daughters should have gone home and pored boiling water over a Pot Noodle and tried contracting tinnitus - that's the equivalent of a Fleetwood Mac concert in 2015. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted June 13, 2015 Report Share Posted June 13, 2015 If you get offered the job of guitarist in Fleetwood Mac as tempting as it may be it's a job which has been something of a curse for a number of people.Peter Green disintegrated mentally after a brief creative spurt that saw him move beyond 12 bar blues with songs like Oh Well, Green Manalishi and the instrumental Albatross. In part at least due to excessive consumption of LSD along with his own inner demons he left the band and was diagnosed with schizophrenia. He has made a partial recovery, firstly playing with Splinter Group from 1995-2004 and more recently Peter Green and Friends. Still a decent enough guitarist, his playing no longer has the burning passion of the Mac days.Jeremy Spencer did a runner and joined the Children Of God cult.Danny Kirwan became a chronic alcoholic in his 20s and was living homeless on the streets of London at one point. A fragile humourless individual who most probable suffered from Asperger's Syndrome Kirwan became increasingly aggressive and violent as the drink took hold.Bob Welch committed suicide after suffering a life changing spinal injury..Bob Western was sacked after having an affair with Mick Fleetwood's then wife Jenny Boyd, sister of Patty Boyd ex wife of George Harrison. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted June 14, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 14, 2015 Are these superannuated cunts still hawking their sorry schtik around the gaff??Fuck me, your daughters should have gone home and pored boiling water over a Pot Noodle and tried contracting tinnitus - that's the equivalent of a Fleetwood Mac concert in 2015.My point entirely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted June 14, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 14, 2015 If you get offered the job of guitarist in Fleetwood Mac as tempting as it may be it's a job which has been something of a curse for a number of people.Peter Green disintegrated mentally after a brief creative spurt that saw him move beyond 12 bar blues with songs like Oh Well, Green Manalishi and the instrumental Albatross. In part at least due to excessive consumption of LSD along with his own inner demons he left the band and was diagnosed with schizophrenia. He has made a partial recovery, firstly playing with Splinter Group from 1995-2004 and more recently Peter Green and Friends. Still a decent enough guitarist, his playing no longer has the burning passion of the Mac days.Jeremy Spencer did a runner and joined the Children Of God cult.Danny Kirwan became a chronic alcoholic in his 20s and was living homeless on the streets of London at one point. A fragile humourless individual who most probable suffered from Asperger's Syndrome Kirwan became increasingly aggressive and violent as the drink took hold.Bob Welch committed suicide after suffering a life changing spinal injury..Bob Western was sacked after having an affair with Mick Fleetwood's then wife Jenny Boyd, sister of Patty Boyd ex wife of George Harrison.Peter Green was a fine player and a good songwriter. I remember that he looked like Jesus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted June 14, 2015 Report Share Posted June 14, 2015 Peter Green was a fine player and a good songwriter. I remember that he looked like Jesus.He was indeed. OK it's not vintage Peter, but this is pretty damn good - recorded in Amsterdam in 2009 this is the nearest I've heard anyone get to Freddy King's original Version of The Stumble. The Freddy King Version: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted June 15, 2015 Report Share Posted June 15, 2015 Peter Green was a fine player and a good songwriter. I remember that he looked like Jesus.I have met Jesus several times and i don't recall any other cunt being there. I suggest you retract this blasphemy or i will be forced to hunt you down like a dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted June 15, 2015 Report Share Posted June 15, 2015 Peter Green was a fine player and a good songwriter. I remember that he looked like Jesus.What, dead and nailed to a cross? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 15, 2015 Report Share Posted June 15, 2015 I remember seeing Peter Green around Putney in my school days. He wore an old parker coat, big beard and really long finger nails. I didn't know who he was at the time as that wasn't my kind of music. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted June 16, 2015 Report Share Posted June 16, 2015 I used to see him around Richmond a lot, looking like a tramp and talking to himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 16, 2015 Report Share Posted June 16, 2015 I used to see him around Richmond a lot, looking like a tramp and talking to himself.And there was me absolutely convinced that Punkers lived in Rhyl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 16, 2015 Report Share Posted June 16, 2015 I used to see him around Richmond a lot, looking like a tramp and talking to himself.That was Frank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 16, 2015 Report Share Posted June 16, 2015 I thought it was you Gyppo..??Or was it you in the gardens in Richmond instead..? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted June 16, 2015 Report Share Posted June 16, 2015 We're seeing elvis costello on friday night at southampton guildhall. Let's hope he shows up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 16, 2015 Report Share Posted June 16, 2015 He might be watching the detectives! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 16, 2015 Report Share Posted June 16, 2015 I thought it was you Gyppo..??Or was it you in the gardens in Richmond instead..?I once fell asleep drunk on a train from Richmond. I woke up at Waterloo after midnight. All the trains had stopped so got on a night bus and ended up in Enfield. Not a great night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 18, 2015 Report Share Posted June 18, 2015 I once caught the train on the Norwich to Sheringham line only to find out that due to low stock, we'd be travelling on a Welsh train. I was severely hammered, hence why I wasn't driving, and I remember they couldn't turn off the automatic tannoy announcements. For forty five fucking minutes I had to listen to some Welsh Berk bang on periodically, that it was illegal to consume alcohol between Treherbert and Tonypandy. It was shortly after this that I began voting English democratic, to keep Welsh trains and their filthy vowel-free customer noticeboards out of Norfolk. You can keep your temperance, along with Tom Fucking Jones and your cunting place names that have no right appearing anywhere outside of a Tolkien book.Your attention please! We are now approaching Abergavenny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 19, 2015 Report Share Posted June 19, 2015 I'd rather jack, than Fleetwood Mac. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted June 19, 2015 Report Share Posted June 19, 2015 I'd rather jack, than Fleetwood Mac.Fuck off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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