Electronic tag removed from terror suspect

[Guest MikeD]

Because he thought it was a bomb and it was affecting his mental health.

I wish to fuck I made this up but.........

[Guest cuntcrapper]

I'm sure the The EU, Greens, Liberals, Labour, BBC and Imams everywhere, are delighted at this 'break-through'. Why not set up bomb practice areas for the cunts, to improve their effectiveness?

No doubt Cameron and his mates in Brussels will give community grants soon for for this inevitability, with the HSE assuring none of the fuckers blow themselves up during their 'education'?

Edited June 20, 2015 by cuntcrapper

[Guest DingTheRioja]

..so if he's watched 3 Lions, does he think every rook in town is going to blow the fucke up as well?

[Guest Bill Stickers]

I'm sure the The EU, Greens, Liberals, Labour, BBC and Imams everywhere...

I stopped reading after this. Yawn.

[Hokey Gingers]

I stopped reading after this. Yawn.

Good for you Bill.  

 

[Guest judgetwi]

That's all very well, but is this bloke a fat bastard? Do they make tags big enough to go round the fat ankles of fat fucking bastards? Hey, i've got loads of jokes about fat bastards so you only have to ask. You will have heard them all before but you can't beat a good fat bastard gag, that's what i say.

[Hokey Gingers]

That's all very well, but is this bloke a fat bastard? Do they make tags big enough to go round the fat ankles of fat fucking bastards? Hey, i've got loads of jokes about fat bastards so you only have to ask. You will have heard them all before but you can't beat a good fat bastard gag, that's what i say.

I`m assuming it`s a full moon tonight.

[Ape™️]

That's all very well, but is this bloke a fat bastard? Do they make tags big enough to go round the fat ankles of fat fucking bastards? Hey, i've got loads of jokes about fat bastards so you only have to ask. You will have heard them all before but you can't beat a good fat bastard gag, that's what i say.

But do you know any gags about fat bastards that also happen to be black, Jewish and gay?

[Guest Snatch]

That's all very well, but is this bloke a fat bastard? Do they make tags big enough to go round the fat ankles of fat fucking bastards? Hey, i've got loads of jokes about fat bastards so you only have to ask. You will have heard them all before but you can't beat a good fat bastard gag, that's what i say.

You really are predictable in your old age.

Your going on a bit too much about fat cunts being slagged off.

I'm reckoning your a fat cunt yourself.

[Decimus]

i'm assuming it`s a full moon tonight.

It'll be a total eclipse as well if he bends over. I've come to the conclusion that the Judge is epically obese. He's got a massive chip on his shoulder, as a result of being ferociously towel whipped as a young porker on a daily basis whilst at his shitty London comprehensive. He then stuffs his fat fucking face full of kebab meat and cheesy chips every night, and full of self loathing, logs onto the corner in the wee hours of the morning to force his miserable fucking self on the rest of us.

[Eddie]

It'll be a total eclipse as well if he bends over. I've come to the conclusion that the Judge is epically obese. He's got a massive chip on his shoulder, as a result of being ferociously towel whipped as a young porker on a daily basis whilst at his shitty London comprehensive. He then stuffs his fat fucking face full of kebab meat and cheesy chips every night, and full of self loathing, logs onto the corner in the wee hours of the morning to force his miserable fucking self on the rest of us.

And a 100% cock botherer ( taker not giver )

[Guest Gurt]

 

It'll be a total eclipse as well if he bends over. I've come to the conclusion that the Judge is epically obese. He's got a massive chip on his shoulder, as a result of being ferociously towel whipped as a young porker on a daily basis whilst at his shitty London comprehensive. He then stuffs his fat fucking face full of kebab meat and cheesy chips every night, and full of self loathing, logs onto the corner in the wee hours of the morning to force his miserable fucking self on the rest of us.

Bet there's enough of the bloated, sweaty, mobility-scooter riding mutant to go round. 

Must bring you down when Jacamo don't even stock a poncho vast enough to cover your corpulent form.

Edited June 20, 2015 by Gurt
Can't type

[Guest DingTheRioja]

That's all very well, but is this bloke a fat bastard? Do they make tags big enough to go round the fat ankles of fat fucking bastards? Hey, i've got loads of jokes about fat bastards so you only have to ask. You will have heard them all before but you can't beat a good fat bastard gag, that's what i say.

Fook me, I never thought I'd say this... I think we've got someone more repetitive and boring than punkers.... maybe...