Guest MikeD Posted June 24, 2015 Report Posted June 24, 2015 'Who'll give me 100, BRRRR, 200,BRRRR, 300 BRRRR.'What the fuck is that all about?I'd be scared to buy anything fro these cunts, fuck knows what you'd end up with.Ridiculous bastards. Quote
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 24, 2015 Report Posted June 24, 2015 I commend you on trying to create a novel nom. It is better than going full circle like other posters on here, and resorting to the most tired subject matter possible, such as thinly veiled racism and the way people park their cars.Auctioneers are known for speaking like this, it is "their thing". If you don't like it, I suggest you continue purchasing soiled underwear and David Icke DVDs on eBay.How regularly do you frequent an auction house anyway? No doubt not as often as PunkApe (although it's not quite the same when it is him buying his meagre possessions back from a police seized goods auction). Quote
Guest Posted June 24, 2015 Report Posted June 24, 2015 I commend you on trying to create a novel nom. It is better than going full circle like other posters on here, and resorting to the most tired subject matter possible, such as thinly veiled racism and the way people park their cars.Auctioneers are known for speaking like this, it is "their thing". If you don't like it, I suggest you continue purchasing soiled underwear and David Icke DVDs on eBay.How regularly do you frequent an auction house anyway? No doubt not as often as PunkApe (although it's not quite the same when it is him buying his meagre possessions back from a police seized goods auction). BRRRR smuggy BRRRRRR cunt BRRRRRR. Shit. 1 Quote
Guest MikeD Posted June 24, 2015 Report Posted June 24, 2015 You commend me then have a bit of a go.Are you a milder version of Frank? He usually just gets stuck in with the insults.I know it's "their thing". Like a lot of noms we know exactly what it is but just don't like it and slag it off, I thought that was the idea of the site. Quote
Guest MikeD Posted June 24, 2015 Report Posted June 24, 2015 BRRRR smuggy BRRRRRR cunt BRRRRRR. Shit. Oh fuck me, here we go. Quote
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 24, 2015 Report Posted June 24, 2015 Are you a milder version of Frank? He usually just gets stuck in with the insults.This is probably the most offensive thing anyone has said to me on this site.I don't think I'm anything like that fucking dick-nipple. If anything, I have tendancies to waffle a bit, as my dear chum Frank regularly lets me know, whereas Frank struggles to string 4 words together before going back to wanking over more face fucking videos on PornHub. But, on the plus side, I do actually say something with my posts, rather than just churning out moronic one-liners even Lee Evans wouldn't use. Quote
Guest MikeD Posted June 24, 2015 Report Posted June 24, 2015 True enough, I suppose people can handle being called pretty much anything but when you're compared to that tedious, one-trick pony cunt it's time to get the lawyers....or the shotgun.Anyway, on with the show...... Quote
Guest MikeD Posted June 24, 2015 Report Posted June 24, 2015 Going, going, gone.I see what you did there....ya fucker! Quote
Guest Posted June 24, 2015 Report Posted June 24, 2015 (edited) True enough, I suppose people can handle being called pretty much anything but when you're compared to that tedious, one-trick pony cunt it's time to get the lawyers....or the shotgun.Anyway, on with the show......BRRRRRRRR BRR BRR.. in the room. Edited June 24, 2015 by Felipe added a BRR Quote
Guest MikeD Posted June 24, 2015 Report Posted June 24, 2015 BRRRRRRRR... in the room. Are you cold? Quote
camberwell gypsy Posted June 24, 2015 Report Posted June 24, 2015 I went to an auction once, scratched my arse and bought a Ruebens for 8 million. Thank god that toilet window was wide enough for me to get out of. Quote
Guest MikeD Posted June 24, 2015 Report Posted June 24, 2015 I thought you had to raise your hand. Were you bent over? That's asking for fucking trouble. Quote
Guest nobgobbler Posted June 24, 2015 Report Posted June 24, 2015 I went to an auction once, scratched my arse and bought a Ruebens for 8 million. Thank god that toilet window was wide enough for me to get out of.You could have made more use of that pony and trap loitering beneath the window Gyps, for a quick get away with painting without paying for it. Quote
camberwell gypsy Posted June 24, 2015 Report Posted June 24, 2015 You could have made more use of that pony and trap loitering beneath the window Gyps, for a quick get away with painting without paying for it. Would have made the caravan look cheap. Now, a Monet on the other hand........! Quote
Guest nobgobbler Posted June 24, 2015 Report Posted June 24, 2015 If you've seen the american auction programmes you'll know they are the worst. 100-AAR-BIBBLEY-BOBBLEY-BIBBLEY-BOBBEDY-BIDDERBY-BUD. 200-AAR-BIBBLEY-BOBBLEY-BIBBLEY-BOBBEDY-BIDDERBY-BUD. 300-AAR-BIBBLEY-BOBBLEY-BIBBLEY-BOBBEDY-BIDDERBY-BUD. Quote
Guest nobgobbler Posted June 24, 2015 Report Posted June 24, 2015 Are you sure you weren't watching Bill & Ben the Flowerpot Men, gobbler? You're thinking DIBLOB FLOBALOB. The gardener was a cunt, coz when he was on his way back from having his dinner, you knew that was the end of the show. Quote
Guest Snatch Posted June 24, 2015 Report Posted June 24, 2015 If you've seen the american auction programmes you'll know they are the worst. 100-AAR-BIBBLEY-BOBBLEY-BIBBLEY-BOBBEDY-BIDDERBY-BUD. 200-AAR-BIBBLEY-BOBBLEY-BIBBLEY-BOBBEDY-BIDDERBY-BUD. 300-AAR-BIBBLEY-BOBBLEY-BIBBLEY-BOBBEDY-BIDDERBY-BUD.Thanks Nobbers,nearly spat my tea all over the screen laughing at that. Quote
Jiggerycock Posted June 26, 2015 Report Posted June 26, 2015 Post-selling or claiming race auctions at the racecourse are the best kind."Here's a right fucking minger who won the race because basically, he's the least cowardly and useless of a bunch of the worst racehorses you'll see this side of a bag of Tesco's minced 'beef'. Out of a Galileo mare and by Storm Cat, he should have been a fucking world beater - then again so should I and I'm piss-useless too. If this cunt ever wins again - fuck it, if it ever decides to put in a shift at a racecourse in the rest of its ill-begotten, miserable life - it'll be the most piss-my-pants surprising thing that has happened since my Granny got her tit caught in a mangle. Who'll start the bidding off at a bag of balloons and a small lead pencil?" Quote
Neil Posted June 27, 2015 Report Posted June 27, 2015 If you've seen the american auction programmes you'll know they are the worst. 100-AAR-BIBBLEY-BOBBLEY-BIBBLEY-BOBBEDY-BIDDERBY-BUD. 200-AAR-BIBBLEY-BOBBLEY-BIBBLEY-BOBBEDY-BIDDERBY-BUD. 300-AAR-BIBBLEY-BOBBLEY-BIBBLEY-BOBBEDY-BIDDERBY-BUD.Heard this on radio 2 this morning,made me think of you cunts.After listening to this I think i'd rather ram broken bottles into my ears than go through it againhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaVTxiPBJgM Quote
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 27, 2015 Report Posted June 27, 2015 Post-selling or claiming race auctions at the racecourse are the best kind."Here's a right fucking minger who won the race because basically, he's the least cowardly and useless of a bunch of the worst racehorses you'll see this side of a bag of Tesco's minced 'beef'. Out of a Galileo mare and by Storm Cat, he should have been a fucking world beater - then again so should I and I'm piss-useless too. If this cunt ever wins again - fuck it, if it ever decides to put in a shift at a racecourse in the rest of its ill-begotten, miserable life - it'll be the most piss-my-pants surprising thing that has happened since my Granny got her tit caught in a mangle. Who'll start the bidding off at a bag of balloons and a small lead pencil?"No balloons, but I'll pay the small lead pencil... just found one in the street...Oh, only if it comes with free livery..or an industrial size mincer and some prepaid boxes to France..?? Quote
Guest nobgobbler Posted June 27, 2015 Report Posted June 27, 2015 Heard this on radio 2 this morning,made me think of you cunts.After listening to this I think i'd rather ram broken bottles into my ears than go through it againhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaVTxiPBJgMhaha, that was a good bit of cunt spotting there Neil. Quote
Guest nobgobbler Posted June 30, 2015 Report Posted June 30, 2015 Post-selling or claiming race auctions at the racecourse are the best kind."Here's a right fucking minger who won the race because basically, he's the least cowardly and useless of a bunch of the worst racehorses you'll see this side of a bag of Tesco's minced 'beef'. Out of a Galileo mare and by Storm Cat, he should have been a fucking world beater - then again so should I and I'm piss-useless too. If this cunt ever wins again - fuck it, if it ever decides to put in a shift at a racecourse in the rest of its ill-begotten, miserable life - it'll be the most piss-my-pants surprising thing that has happened since my Granny got her tit caught in a mangle. Who'll start the bidding off at a bag of balloons and a small lead pencil?"And now for the CC race meet. In the 3.30 at Chepstow we have:PERMENANTLY BANNED by JAZZ out of LIVESCALL ME PHILLIPE by FRANK out of INSULTSBILLY LIAR by PUNKAPE out of TRUTH SERUMSHIT MYSELF AGAIN by STICKERS out of IMMODIUMSILVER MY PALM by GYPPO out of PEGSBAN THE LOT O YA by ROOPS out of PATIENCEBREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS by SPOT out of FRY PAN Quote
Jiggerycock Posted June 30, 2015 Report Posted June 30, 2015 And now for the CC race meet. In the 3.30 at Chepstow we have:PERMENANTLY BANNED by JAZZ out of LIVESCALL ME PHILLIPE by FRANK out of INSULTSBILLY LIAR by PUNKAPE out of TRUTH SERUMSHIT MYSELF AGAIN by STICKERS out of IMMODIUMCROSS MY PALM WITH SILVER by GYPPO out of PEGSBAN THE LOT O YA by ROOPS out of PATIENCEBREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS by SPOT out of FRYUP Bunch of geldings, the lot of 'em! Quote
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 30, 2015 Report Posted June 30, 2015 And now for the CC race meet. In the 3.30 at Chepstow we have:PERMENANTLY BANNED by JAZZ out of LIVESCALL ME PHILLIPE by FRANK out of INSULTSBILLY LIAR by PUNKAPE out of TRUTH SERUMSHIT MYSELF AGAIN by STICKERS out of IMMODIUMCROSS MY PALM WITH SILVER by GYPPO out of PEGSBAN THE LOT O YA by ROOPS out of PATIENCEBREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS by SPOT out of FRYUP Lying cunt, Gypo is never out of pegs... Quote
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