Guest JackoTC Posted June 26, 2015 Report Share Posted June 26, 2015 I know I've had a drink or two, but even I find it unacceptable to myself that I would slip one to HBC in her monkey get up. She's even given me a bit of a lazy lob on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted June 26, 2015 Report Share Posted June 26, 2015 Fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted June 26, 2015 Report Share Posted June 26, 2015 Is that the one from that Tim Burton film? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 26, 2015 Report Share Posted June 26, 2015 That's not HBC that's Gayle Platt from Coronation Street Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted June 27, 2015 Report Share Posted June 27, 2015 You sick fucking fuck!What in the actual fuck??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted June 27, 2015 Report Share Posted June 27, 2015 What in the actual fuck??? Is that Grayson Perry? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 27, 2015 Report Share Posted June 27, 2015 Is that Grayson Perry?You asked for it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted June 27, 2015 Report Share Posted June 27, 2015 You asked for it... You evil bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 27, 2015 Report Share Posted June 27, 2015 You evil bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 27, 2015 Report Share Posted June 27, 2015 No monkey business in this thread please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 27, 2015 Report Share Posted June 27, 2015 No monkey business in this thread please.A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came out of the brush and hopped around the crashed car. The officer looked down at the monkey and said "I wish you could talk." The monkey looked up at the officer and shook his head up and down. "You can understand what I'm saying?" asked the officer. Again, the monkey shook his head up and down. "Well, did you see this?""Yes," motioned the monkey."What happened?"The monkey pretended to have a can in his hand and turned it up by his mouth. "They were drinking?" asked the officer."Yes," nodded the Monkey."What else?" asked the officer.The monkey pinched his fingers together and held them to his mouth, sucking inward quickly. "They were smoking marijuana too?" said the officer."Yes," nodded the Monkey."What else?" queried the officer.The monkey motioned with his fingers... "Having sex!. They were having sex, too!?" asked the astounded officer."Yes," nodded the monkey."Now wait, you're saying your owners were drinking, smoking and having sex before they wrecked?""Yes," the Monkey nodded."What were you doing during all this?" asked the Officer."Driving," motioned the monkey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted June 27, 2015 Report Share Posted June 27, 2015 You evil bastard.Where did I put my rifle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 27, 2015 Report Share Posted June 27, 2015 A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came out of the brush and hopped around the crashed car. The officer looked down at the monkey and said "I wish you could talk." The monkey looked up at the officer and shook his head up and down. "You can understand what I'm saying?" asked the officer. Again, the monkey shook his head up and down. "Well, did you see this?""Yes," motioned the monkey."What happened?"The monkey pretended to have a can in his hand and turned it up by his mouth. "They were drinking?" asked the officer."Yes," nodded the Monkey."What else?" asked the officer.The monkey pinched his fingers together and held them to his mouth, sucking inward quickly. "They were smoking marijuana too?" said the officer."Yes," nodded the Monkey."What else?" queried the officer.The monkey motioned with his fingers... "Having sex!. They were having sex, too!?" asked the astounded officer."Yes," nodded the monkey."Now wait, you're saying your owners were drinking, smoking and having sex before they wrecked?""Yes," the Monkey nodded."What were you doing during all this?" asked the Officer."Driving," motioned the monkey. Abysmal. Kill yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 27, 2015 Report Share Posted June 27, 2015 OMG what was he thinking; those shoes do not go with that handbag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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