Neil Posted July 9, 2015 Report Share Posted July 9, 2015 Just had a verbal with one of the jumped up little cunts in my local builders yard,"wot yer faakin' doing pullin' raand me like dat for?,i coulda faakin' 'it yer",well prick,I have a tendency not to drive into things particularly 40 fucking feet of steel and rubber.Fuck off and murder a prozzie,thats what your lot a good for eh?.You've got a certificate that says you can drive a fuck off lorry and that's all you have,apart from bullshit stories that you convey to like minded fuckwits in greasy shit pits you call cafes to try and make your dull existence seem interesting.He jumped out of his cab to square up to me and I thought he must work for Snow White,He didn't laugh when I asked him if he needed a ladder to get back in to his cab either,miserable little cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 9, 2015 Report Share Posted July 9, 2015 Fascinating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted July 9, 2015 Report Share Posted July 9, 2015 It's about the only funny thing about fuel prices going up, the hysterical bleating from these cunts about how it'll ruin them.It's revenge for being stuck behind the cunts doing 40mph on narrow country roads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 9, 2015 Author Report Share Posted July 9, 2015 Fascinating.Thanks Billy boy,I'd almost forgotten how big a cunt you really are,now fuck off back to calais with your next load Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted July 9, 2015 Report Share Posted July 9, 2015 I'm sure these cunts play with the traffic between themselves for something to do while their doing boring shitty job. Like overtaking each other on the motorway to cause a fucking tail back just because one of them wants to do 80kmh in front of the cunt in front of him instead of behind him. Fucking cunts talking shit on their tacky CB radios planning the next tail back to piss off every other cunt on the road. I'd give the cunts 'in front' alright, in front of a fucking fire squad. Fucking thick minimum wage Neanderthal shithouses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted July 9, 2015 Report Share Posted July 9, 2015 I'm sure these cunts play with the traffic between themselves for something to do while their doing boring shitty job. Like overtaking each other on the motorway to cause a fucking tail back just because one of them wants to do 80kmh in front of the cunt in front of him instead of behind him. Fucking cunts talking shit on their tacky CB radios planning the next tail back to piss off every other cunt on the road. I'd give the cunts 'in front' alright, in front of a fucking fire squad. Fucking thick minimum wage Neanderthal shithouses.Surely you mean 49.7097 mph. unless, heaven forbid, Gong Farmer's in mainland Europe or Ireland.?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted July 9, 2015 Report Share Posted July 9, 2015 Surely you mean 49.7097 mph. unless, heaven forbid, Gong Farmer's in mainland Europe or Ireland.?!Heaven forbid? Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted July 9, 2015 Report Share Posted July 9, 2015 I think they are mostly Daily Mail readers on here (apart from JudyTwit) as they have a scant disregard for Johnny Foreigner. Even more so if they have ginger hair too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted July 9, 2015 Report Share Posted July 9, 2015 I'm sure these cunts play with the traffic between themselves for something to do while their doing boring shitty job. Like overtaking each other on the motorway to cause a fucking tail back just because one of them wants to do 80kmh in front of the cunt in front of him instead of behind him. Fucking cunts talking shit on their tacky CB radios planning the next tail back to piss off every other cunt on the road. I'd give the cunts 'in front' alright, in front of a fucking fire squad. Fucking thick minimum wage Neanderthal shithouses.I once saw two massive fuck-off artics playing chicken alongside each other chasing up the A3024 in southampton. One of them had obviously pissed the other off, as they approached the kathleen road lights (which were, incidentally, red) there is only just enough room for two cars on that side of the bit of dual carriageway, no way two lorries would get through. Neither of them backed off and they smashed into each other, knocking down the traffic lights. One of their windscreens flew out and smashed through the window of the corner shop, and both trucks got wedged between the shop and the lights. I took great pleasure in phoning the coppers, while the two twats responsible for the accident were knocking seven shades of shit out of each other. Happy days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted July 9, 2015 Report Share Posted July 9, 2015 I think they are mostly Daily Mail readers on here (apart from JudyTwit) as they have a scant disregard for Johnny Foreigner. Even more so if they have ginger hair too.It's okay, I'm very thick skinned as Johnny Foreigners go and at least I'm not French. I haven't been kicked off for being a Johnny Foreigner as yet but I suppose I shouldn't speak too soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted July 9, 2015 Report Share Posted July 9, 2015 It's okay, I'm very thick skinned as Johnny Foreigners go and at least I'm not French. I haven't been kicked off for being a Johnny Foreigner as yet but I suppose I shouldn't speak too soon.Frank's still around, that's taking tolerance to new levels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted July 9, 2015 Report Share Posted July 9, 2015 I once saw two massive fuck-off artics playing chicken alongside each other chasing up the A3024 in southampton. One of them had obviously pissed the other off, as they approached the kathleen road lights (which were, incidentally, red) there is only just enough room for two cars on that side of the bit of dual carriageway, no way two lorries would get through. Neither of them backed off and they smashed into each other, knocking down the traffic lights. One of their windscreens flew out and smashed through the window of the corner shop, and both trucks got wedged between the shop and the lights. I took great pleasure in phoning the coppers, while the two twats responsible for the accident were knocking seven shades of shit out of each other. Happy days.I hope you left it for at least ten minutes before phoning the law? I would have done, and started taking bets. Frank's still around, that's taking tolerance to new levels.Who's 'non-entity never leaves a lasting impression' Frank? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 9, 2015 Report Share Posted July 9, 2015 Just had a verbal with one of the jumped up little cunts in my local builders yard,"wot yer faakin' doing pullin' raand me like dat for?,i coulda faakin' 'it yer",well prick,I have a tendency not to drive into things particularly 40 fucking feet of steel and rubber.Fuck off and murder a prozzie,thats what your lot a good for eh?.You've got a certificate that says you can drive a fuck off lorry and that's all you have,apart from bullshit stories that you convey to like minded fuckwits in greasy shit pits you call cafes to try and make your dull existence seem interesting.He jumped out of his cab to square up to me and I thought he must work for Snow White,He didn't laugh when I asked him if he needed a ladder to get back in to his cab either,miserable little cunt.Lorry drivers are cunts indeed. I'm sure they keep averages like they do in cricket- 2 runs for a cyclist, 4 for totalling a car and 6 runs for forcing a people carrier off the road. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted July 9, 2015 Report Share Posted July 9, 2015 I hope you left it for at least ten minutes before phoning the law? I would have done, and started taking bets.Who's 'non-entity never leaves a lasting impression' Frank? Frank's like rain in summer, it's always going to make an appearance and fuck everything up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted July 9, 2015 Report Share Posted July 9, 2015 Frank's like rain in summer, it's always going to make an appearance and fuck everything up.He might be alright then if he stops my fucking next door neighbour from mowing his fucking lawn every other day and having bastard barbecues that smoke us out, Oh God how much I hate fucking barbecues. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted July 9, 2015 Report Share Posted July 9, 2015 ... 16 litres of your own warm piss in assorted bottles....tescos bag with a shit in....twaty nick name on a number plate on the dash... Either total cunt or knights of the road; you decide Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 9, 2015 Report Share Posted July 9, 2015 It's about the only funny thing about fuel prices going up, the hysterical bleating from these cunts about how it'll ruin them.It's revenge for being stuck behind the cunts doing 40mph on narrow country roads.Being stuck behind them on any fucking road should be legal cause to shove a cloth in their petrol tank and set them on fire! Cunts, the lot of them! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 10, 2015 Report Share Posted July 10, 2015 Being stuck behind them on any fucking road should be legal cause to shove a cloth in their petrol tank and set them on fire! Cunts, the lot of them! the illegals in france know how to deal with these cunts, brick em Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 10, 2015 Report Share Posted July 10, 2015 Neil, is the cause of your animosity because one of them found you hiding in the back of his lorry en-route to Dover, and kicked you out?You must be an illegal immigrant - it's the only explanation for your third-world grasp of the English language! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 11, 2015 Report Share Posted July 11, 2015 the illegals in france know how to deal with these cunts, brick emA lighter weight option would be to liquefy dogshit and used motor oil into balloons, and cover the bastards windscreen. When he goes to activate the wipers he just makes a smeared mess and kills even more visibility, hopefully while approaching a steep cliff and sharp curve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 11, 2015 Author Report Share Posted July 11, 2015 Neil, is the cause of your animosity because one of them found you hiding in the back of his lorry en-route to Dover, and kicked you out?You must be an illegal immigrant - it's the only explanation for your third-world grasp of the English language! que? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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