Ape™️ Posted July 11, 2015 Report Share Posted July 11, 2015 Sorry, but we live in a 24 hour society now, with fuel readily available round the clock. Ignoring the fuel gauge and running the gauntlet is plain fucking daft, and I have no sympathy whatsoever for people who strand themselves through their own stupidity. Cunts who do this with diesel are even more fucking brain dead, as it's often not as simple as just adding more fuel; the system can need priming, which generally involves the AA or RAC. Idiots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted July 11, 2015 Report Share Posted July 11, 2015 Especially when the low fuel warning beeps every few minutes. Punkape never runs out of fuel, his chauffeur deals with all that stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 11, 2015 Author Report Share Posted July 11, 2015 Especially when the low fuel warning beeps every few minutes. Punkape never runs out of fuel, his chauffeur deals with all that stuff.Punkape never runs out of fuel as his fantasy car runs on fairy dust. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 11, 2015 Report Share Posted July 11, 2015 Especially when the low fuel warning beeps every few minutes. Punkape never runs out of fuel, his chauffeur deals with all that stuff.it's true punkapes chauffeur does fuel up however most people call punkapes chauffeur 'the bus driver' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted July 11, 2015 Report Share Posted July 11, 2015 Every car has a fuel gauge. If it's broken get it fucking fixed and until then just keep topping up every couple of days or so,depending on how far you drive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 12, 2015 Report Share Posted July 12, 2015 A piece of advice I was given when I first started driving was to refill the tank when it gets down to only a quarter full anyway as any fuel tank has sediment and other gunk in the bottom which will find its way into the engine if you try "running on empty".Excellent advice. Personally, I top off when the needle is almost to the half full point, never letting it reach half tank. I think the quarter full philosophy is the safer and more mechanically sound way to go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted July 12, 2015 Report Share Posted July 12, 2015 What a load of bollox. Not withstanding the fact most cars have inline fuel filters to catch any sediment, using your theory you wouldn't obtain fuel from the pump that was less than quarter or half full at the petrol station. Imagine paying for a litre of fuel and dragging through a load of sediment from the bottom of the pump tank which then cannot use as it gets caught by the cars fuel filter. Ask the attendant next next time you're in there, preferably after they enquire if you wish to buy any chocolate...........every fucking time you go in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 12, 2015 Report Share Posted July 12, 2015 Only a thick bastard buys chocolate at a petrol filling station. The attendants don't usually know the difference between chocolate and falafel! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 12, 2015 Report Share Posted July 12, 2015 I once ran out of petrol and filled my little mini 1000 with diesel, the AA man was a bit sarcastic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 12, 2015 Report Share Posted July 12, 2015 I once ran out of petrol and filled my little mini 1000 with diesel, the AA man was a bit sarcastic Rightfully so. A truly cuntish mistake to make. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted July 12, 2015 Report Share Posted July 12, 2015 I once ran out of petrol and filled my little mini 1000 with diesel, the AA man was a bit sarcastic I suppose that's the sort of thing you do when you're pissed most of the time. Which AA meeting did you go too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted July 12, 2015 Report Share Posted July 12, 2015 It's not as bad as running out of fags. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted July 12, 2015 Report Share Posted July 12, 2015 I ran out of juice once. I'd been watching women's volleyball all day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 12, 2015 Report Share Posted July 12, 2015 if you stick a litre of deisel in a petrol tank, fill it with petrol, its actually beneficial... kinda "de-cokes" the engine... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 13, 2015 Report Share Posted July 13, 2015 if you stick a litre of deisel in a petrol tank, fill it with petrol, its actually beneficial... kinda "de-cokes" the engine...I always thought people did this just to save money when diesel was significantly cheaper than petrol? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted July 13, 2015 Report Share Posted July 13, 2015 if you stick a litre of deisel in a petrol tank, fill it with petrol, its actually beneficial... kinda "de-cokes" the engine...Sounds like bollocks to me. Petrol cleans/strips thing because it's acts as a solvent. Diesel is an oil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted July 15, 2015 Report Share Posted July 15, 2015 I am not usually the pedantic type but people don't run out of petrol/diesel it's the cars they're sitting in. Could this be corrected to avoid confusion.Thanks muchly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 17, 2015 Report Share Posted July 17, 2015 I am not usually the pedantic type but people don't run out of petrol/diesel it's the cars they're sitting in. Could this be corrected to avoid confusion.Thanks muchlyno. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 17, 2015 Report Share Posted July 17, 2015 I once ran out of petrol and filled my little mini 1000 with diesel, the AA man was a bit sarcastic Oh Ive done that. I just fluttered my eyelashes, curled my finger in my hair and acted like a typical female fuckwit. AA men love all that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted July 22, 2015 Report Share Posted July 22, 2015 Sounds like bollocks to me. Petrol cleans/strips thing because it's acts as a solvent. Diesel is an oil.It's not necessarily that simple. Petrol is a very light "cut", in other words it's low boiling point and extremely flammable. Diesel, "class A fuel oil", is a heavier cut and less flammable, but still much lighter than what we know as lubricating oil. As far as removing carbon deposits is concerned petrol may be regarded as a solvent, but it wont dissolve carbon, nothing will. Diesel is more likely to stick around and soften carbon deposits because it's less volatile, but whether or not it works in practice is debatable. A number of additives have been marketed as able to de-coke engines, with no real evidence that they work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 23, 2015 Report Share Posted July 23, 2015 It's not necessarily that simple. Petrol is a very light "cut", in other words it's low boiling point and extremely flammable. Diesel, "class A fuel oil", is a heavier cut and less flammable, but still much lighter than what we know as lubricating oil. As far as removing carbon deposits is concerned petrol may be regarded as a solvent, but it wont dissolve carbon, nothing will. Diesel is more likely to stick around and soften carbon deposits because it's less volatile, but whether or not it works in practice is debatable. A number of additives have been marketed as able to de-coke engines, with no real evidence that they work.are you Ed China? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted July 23, 2015 Report Share Posted July 23, 2015 are you Ed China?I've met him a few times. I've always been ripped for being lanky, but fuck me that cunt is a beanpole. Nice guy though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 23, 2015 Report Share Posted July 23, 2015 I've met him a few times. I've always been ripped for being lanky, but fuck me that cunt is a beanpole. Nice guy though.I met Peter Crouch once, and I've seen tagliatelle with more structural integrity. I swear that cunt only exists in two dimensions.Furthermore, as far as I'm aware, he knows sweet fuck all about internal combustion engines. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 23, 2015 Report Share Posted July 23, 2015 I met Peter Crouch once, and I've seen tagliatelle with more structural integrity. I swear that cunt only exists in two dimensions.Furthermore, as far as I'm aware, he knows sweet fuck all about internal combustion engines.he still has a fucking stunner to shag, its a mystery... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted July 23, 2015 Report Share Posted July 23, 2015 he still has a fucking stunner to shag, its a mystery..."So, Abbey, what was it that first attracted you to the wealthy multi-millionnaire super rich footballer, Peter Crouch?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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