colonelkurtz Posted July 13, 2015 Report Share Posted July 13, 2015 He was turned away for not wearing a jacket, tie and shoes, having arrived in a bright floral shirt and a hat.His spokesperson said: "Due to a misunderstanding over dress code, he is disappointed to have missed the final." so .. a cunt is turned away from a cunts convention by the organising cunts .. I'm confused ... good thing , bad thing ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted July 13, 2015 Report Share Posted July 13, 2015 I am sure other cunts were turned away for dressing like a gay ISIS member too. And this is news because? Frankly I think its better news that he's not getting balls deep in that yoghurt loving sexpot Nicole Shirtslinger anymore. Fucking poof Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted July 13, 2015 Report Share Posted July 13, 2015 DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 13, 2015 Report Share Posted July 13, 2015 I am sure other cunts were turned away for dressing like a gay ISIS member too. And this is news because? Frankly I think its better news that he's not getting balls deep in that yoghurt loving sexpot Nicole Shirtslinger anymore. Fucking poofI've never been more gutted to be out of likes. Bravo you cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted July 13, 2015 Report Share Posted July 13, 2015 Be funny if he was left kicking his heels round Wimbledon shopping centre, like a truculent teenager that got the wrong day for the school disco after being dropped off by his mum and dad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted July 14, 2015 Report Share Posted July 14, 2015 Dress codes are for cunts anyway. Pretentious bollocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted July 14, 2015 Author Report Share Posted July 14, 2015 Dress codes are for cunts anyway. Pretentious bollocks.fair point .. but try telling that to them IS and taliban johnnies with all their swirling hemlines , distressed footwear to die for and faux laura ashley prints. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted July 14, 2015 Report Share Posted July 14, 2015 He was turned away for not wearing a jacket, tie and shoes, having arrived in a bright floral shirt and a hat.His spokesperson said: "Due to a misunderstanding over dress code, he is disappointed to have missed the final." so .. a cunt is turned away from a cunts convention by the organising cunts .. I'm confused ... good thing , bad thing ?They kept a black guy out just because he was wearing a floral shirt?? Yeah, right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted July 15, 2015 Report Share Posted July 15, 2015 fair point .. but try telling that to them IS and taliban johnnies with all their swirling hemlines , distressed footwear to die for and faux laura ashley prints.Like I said,it's for cunts. ISIS being just some of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted July 16, 2015 Report Share Posted July 16, 2015 Cunt turned away from gathering of cunts.I'm confused. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted July 16, 2015 Report Share Posted July 16, 2015 Cunt turned away from gathering of cunts.I'm confused.It was because he was dressed as a cunt as opposed to being dressed like a cunt.Or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted July 16, 2015 Report Share Posted July 16, 2015 It was because he was dressed as a cunt as opposed to being dressed like a cunt.Or something.Too much of a cunt for Wimbledon?Didn't think that was possible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted July 16, 2015 Report Share Posted July 16, 2015 It's all rather dull...... Fuck it, I switched off and will switch on again for the cricket ....... A different kind of boring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 16, 2015 Report Share Posted July 16, 2015 DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?Fucked if I know....It's all rather dull...... Fuck it, I switched off and will switch on again for the cricket ....... A different kind of boring.Yep... boring as fuck or boring as shite... at least they don't seem to have that fucking wierd Peter Pan twat trying to get the ball boys to sing-a-long-a-sixpence.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted July 22, 2015 Report Share Posted July 22, 2015 It's not often that i really despise cunts who aren't politicians but this fucker is definitely one of them. Even a slob like me knows how you are supposed to dress in the Royal Box at Wimbledon, so the fact that this tax dodging wanker turns up dressed like a pimp from "Starsky and Hutch" tells you everything you need to know about his arrogance and contempt for this country. He was quite happy to take advantage of the free education and health care but, as soon as he got any money he fucked off to Switzerland, pretending he was only going to avoid harassment from the press. Total cunt. Hasn't he got an MBE or something? That should be taken off him along with his UK passport. I hate this fucking bastard and i hope he crashes and burns to a crisp before he gets to retire. Fucking arsehole wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted July 23, 2015 Report Share Posted July 23, 2015 That's a bit harsh Judge, surely just a Schumacher style bang to the head would be more appropriate than burning to a crisp, or are we talking just doing a Niki Lauda? He can afford to pay for his own rehabilitation too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 23, 2015 Report Share Posted July 23, 2015 DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?Are you Chalkie White from the Daily Mirror? I claim my £5 It's not often that i really despise cunts who aren't politicians but this fucker is definitely one of them. Even a slob like me knows how you are supposed to dress in the Royal Box at Wimbledon, so the fact that this tax dodging wanker turns up dressed like a pimp from "Starsky and Hutch" tells you everything you need to know about his arrogance and contempt for this country. He was quite happy to take advantage of the free education and health care but, as soon as he got any money he fucked off to Switzerland, pretending he was only going to avoid harassment from the press. Total cunt. Hasn't he got an MBE or something? That should be taken off him along with his UK passport. I hate this fucking bastard and i hope he crashes and burns to a crisp before he gets to retire. Fucking arsehole wanker.Does this mean that you don't like him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted July 23, 2015 Report Share Posted July 23, 2015 Just because people have to dress up to watch some cunts hitting a ball back and forth doesn't' make you anything special.If you're a cunt then you're a cunt whatever you wear.(I really hope I got my grammar right before Judge the Grammar Nazi comes along and chastises me). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted July 24, 2015 Report Share Posted July 24, 2015 That's a bit harsh Judge, surely just a Schumacher style bang to the head would be more appropriate than burning to a crisp, or are we talking just doing a Niki Lauda? He can afford to pay for his own rehabilitation too.I take the point. Of course i was only joking. I don't really want to see Lewis die on the track and end up as KFC. That would be a terrible thing to wish on another human being. Besides which, that would make the fucking cunt a hero to all the sad Clarkson-style petrol head wankers. No, i would like to see him arrogantly ignoring the warning signs on some beach and carried away by a fucking great shark screaming his fucking head off like Roy Shaw in "Jaws". Hopefully this would be filmed so i could enjoy it on YOUTUBE at my leisure. If somebody could film his earringed head being washed up on the tide that would be an extra bonus. My apologies for my previous intemperate remarks and any offence they may have caused. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 24, 2015 Report Share Posted July 24, 2015 I take the point. Of course i was only joking. I don't really want to see Lewis die on the track and end up as KFC. That would be a terrible thing to wish on another human being. Besides which, that would make the fucking cunt a hero to all the sad Clarkson-style petrol head wankers. No, i would like to see him arrogantly ignoring the warning signs on some beach and carried away by a fucking great shark screaming his fucking head off like Roy Shaw in "Jaws". Hopefully this would be filmed so i could enjoy it on YOUTUBE at my leisure. If somebody could film his earringed head being washed up on the tide that would be an extra bonus. My apologies for my previous intemperate remarks and any offence they may have caused.At the risk of being a pedantic cunt, I believe it's Robert Shaw. World of difference in his appearance between "From Russia With Love" to "Jaws." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted July 25, 2015 Report Share Posted July 25, 2015 Who? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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