Guest MikeD Posted July 16, 2015 Report Share Posted July 16, 2015 You're in a pub, café whatever sitting on one of those long benches against a wall and there's always got to be one cunt bobbing about like he's got piles, crabs and a hot poker up his arse all at once.Every time the cunt moves everyone feels it.Be at peace you bastard because if I remove your fucking legs with a blunt hacksaw you won't have much choice in the matter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted July 16, 2015 Report Share Posted July 16, 2015 These annoying twats always follow me to the theatre and cinema like I am some sort of cunt magnet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted July 16, 2015 Report Share Posted July 16, 2015 Or the ones who sit down by more or less falling and drop like they've been fucking shot.Inconsiderate, selfish bastards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 16, 2015 Report Share Posted July 16, 2015 I'm afraid I'm guilty of this, and I know how utterly cuntish other people find it, but I simply do not realise I am doing it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted July 16, 2015 Report Share Posted July 16, 2015 I'm afraid I'm guilty of this, and I know how utterly cuntish other people find it, but I simply do not realise I am doing it.Well you know now so pack it in you cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 16, 2015 Report Share Posted July 16, 2015 The shaky cunts get on my nerves , fucking Muhammad Ali is an annoying cunt to sit next to. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted July 16, 2015 Report Share Posted July 16, 2015 The shaky cunts get on my nerves , fucking Muhammad Ali is an annoying cunt to sit next to.Shakin' Stevens was a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted July 16, 2015 Report Share Posted July 16, 2015 Shakin' Stevens was a cunt.I think he still is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted July 16, 2015 Report Share Posted July 16, 2015 Well done Mike, another cracker. I notice you also tried to wedge the Chris Froome one back into circulation too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 16, 2015 Report Share Posted July 16, 2015 Well done Mike, another cracker. I notice you also tried to wedge the Chris Froome one back into circulation too.are you missing frank jacko?, you seem a bit upset. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted July 16, 2015 Report Share Posted July 16, 2015 are you missing frank jacko?, you seem a bit upset.Its turned into fucking mumsnet on here Ed. The spite and venom was the funniest thing on here. So many people on a pisstaking website don't seem to understand the concept. Is this nom designed to get a laugh ? Really ? No, its just fucking dull. You know the corner is fucked when AgentPeanut is back....the very cunt who opened a nom in one of the new lounges last year about favourite films or fucking books or whatever. As I said mumsnet.Andy Burnett, Moi and Jazz will be back anytime soon. Then I will take Frank's advice to take my own life....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 16, 2015 Report Share Posted July 16, 2015 Its turned into fucking mumsnet on here Ed. The spite and venom was the funniest thing on here. So many people on a pisstaking website don't seem to understand the concept. Is this nom designed to get a laugh ? Really ? No, its just fucking dull. You know the corner is fucked when AgentPeanut is back....the very cunt who opened a nom in one of the new lounges last year about favourite films or fucking books or whatever. As I said mumsnet.Andy Burnett, Moi and Jazz will be back anytime soon. Then I will takes Frank's advice to take my own life....... pile of shit, drink bleach immediately....hope that's cheered you up a bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted July 16, 2015 Report Share Posted July 16, 2015 The sooner the better Jackie you fucking annoying clag berry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted July 16, 2015 Report Share Posted July 16, 2015 pile of shit, drink bleach immediately....hope that's cheered you up a bit. what a cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 16, 2015 Report Share Posted July 16, 2015 what a cuntthanks fatty, the voice of reason and decorum has returned, soppy cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted July 16, 2015 Report Share Posted July 16, 2015 what a cuntthanks fatty, the voice of reason and decorum has returned, soppy cunt Fatty is one of the good ones Ed - a horrible despicable cunt who will fuck everyone off. Hail Fatty. You dirty fuckpig. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 16, 2015 Report Share Posted July 16, 2015 The sooner the better Jackie you fucking annoying clag berryAnother sensational one-liner by the cunt who has to use a variant of an existing member's username, due to a chronic lack of originality or intelligence.In fact, let's dissect your username, you dense fucking prick. The whole point of the Drew Peacock joke, is that it could be some poor cunt's real name due to unsuspecting, idiotic parents (think your mother and father). But when was the last time you bumped into someone with the last name Pissflaps? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ahriman Posted July 16, 2015 Report Share Posted July 16, 2015 (edited) Its turned into fucking mumsnet on here Ed. The spite and venom was the funniest thing on here. So many people on a pisstaking website don't seem to understand the concept. Is this nom designed to get a laugh ? Really ? No, its just fucking dull. You know the corner is fucked when AgentPeanut is back....the very cunt who opened a nom in one of the new lounges last year about favourite films or fucking books or whatever. As I said mumsnet.Andy Burnett, Moi and Jazz will be back anytime soon. Then I will takes Frank's advice to take my own life....... My apologies Jack, when making my bookclub nom I should have taken into consideration that the last book you read was back when you were wearing nappy's and shitting yourself,(Oh how little has changed.) and as such featured many colourful pictures and lots of big words. I should have realized that having the I.Q of a goldfish with down syndrome and severe brain trauma may have left you feeling a little excluded, but fear not as I intend to dedicate an entire nomination just to you on something that I'm sure you could relate to. I was thinking of something along the lines of: 'How to be a whinny faggot with a small cock.' Edited July 16, 2015 by Ahriman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 16, 2015 Report Share Posted July 16, 2015 what a cuntAlright Fatty, you soppy cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 16, 2015 Report Share Posted July 16, 2015 ........ But when was the last time you bumped into someone with the last name Pissflaps? Earlier today, twice actually... although I think that they were originally called something else before I met them... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 16, 2015 Report Share Posted July 16, 2015 My apologies Jack, when making my bookclub nom I should have took into consideration that the last book you read was back when you were wearing nappy's and shitting yourself,(Oh how little has changed.) and as such featured many colourful pictures and lots of big words. I should have realized that having the I.Q of a goldfish with down syndrome and serve brain trauma may have left you feeling a little excluded, but fear not as I intend to dedicate an entire nomination just to you on something that I'm sure would be right up your ally. I was thinking of something along the lines of: 'How to be a whinny faggot with a small cock.' Touchy cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ahriman Posted July 16, 2015 Report Share Posted July 16, 2015 Touchy cunt.FUCK YOU BILL I AM NOT! WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 16, 2015 Report Share Posted July 16, 2015 FUCK YOU BILL I AM NOT! WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN?!Someones got the painters in! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted July 16, 2015 Report Share Posted July 16, 2015 Egyptian cream or magnolia..... Hmmmm.... Anyone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted July 17, 2015 Report Share Posted July 17, 2015 Another sensational one-liner by the cunt who has to use a variant of an existing member's username, due to a chronic lack of originality or intelligence.In fact, let's dissect your username, you dense fucking prick. The whole point of the Drew Peacock joke, is that it could be some poor cunt's real name due to unsuspecting, idiotic parents (think your mother and father). But when was the last time you bumped into someone with the last name Pissflaps? you should realise by now Bill that its my lack or originality. At least i know who my parents are. Have you found out who disowned you yet after not being able to get their hands on a suitable sized knitting needle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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