Guest MikeD Posted July 23, 2015 Report Share Posted July 23, 2015 Reality show to find out which celebrity is the best shepherd.I so wish I was joking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted July 23, 2015 Report Share Posted July 23, 2015 I see the TV barrel is being scrapped deeper than ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 23, 2015 Report Share Posted July 23, 2015 I see the TV barrel is being scrapped deeper than ever. rebecca loos wanking off a pig on celebrity farm set the bar. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted July 23, 2015 Report Share Posted July 23, 2015 I personally think the barrel was scraped, so hard that the bottom fell out, when a TV programme was made that a friend and I joked would one day happen years ago. Fucking "Gogglebox".People sit down and watch TV so they can watch other people who are sat down watching TV. I'd be surprised if even the Yanks have stooped that low yet.Anyone who watches that wants their eyes jackhammered in, followed by a swift bout of waterboarding whilst receiving a hot sulfuric acid enema during root canal surgery. Then I'll hand them over to Rev so he can have his wicked way with what remains of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 23, 2015 Report Share Posted July 23, 2015 Shame Rolf Harris is banged up. That sheep-shagging shackle-dragging cunt would've walked this! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted July 23, 2015 Report Share Posted July 23, 2015 I see the TV barrel is being scrapped deeper than ever.rest assured that barrel goes much, much deeper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted July 23, 2015 Report Share Posted July 23, 2015 There is a TV prog that consists entirely of ancient seen before stuff pulled from Youtube. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 23, 2015 Report Share Posted July 23, 2015 rebecca loos wanking off a pig on celebrity farm set the bar.was it called David? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted July 24, 2015 Report Share Posted July 24, 2015 rest assured that barrel goes much, much deeper Thats worrying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 24, 2015 Report Share Posted July 24, 2015 Amanda Lamb........I still would.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Even bigger cunt. Posted July 24, 2015 Report Share Posted July 24, 2015 (edited) Celebrity this celebrity that,is mostly a bunch of so called celebrity cunts,I would like to see a new Celebrity game called celebrity dartboard.Where members of Joe public throw darts at the so called celebs inflicting as much pain as possible to these useless cunts. Edited July 24, 2015 by Even bigger cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 24, 2015 Report Share Posted July 24, 2015 God bless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted July 24, 2015 Report Share Posted July 24, 2015 Celebrity this celebrity that,is mostly a bunch of so called celebrity cunts,I would like to see a new Celebrity game called celebrity dartboard.Where members of Joe public throw darts at the so called celebs inflicting as much pain as possible to these useless cunts.how's about something along the lines of "see that turd" ... is it the result of vindaloo , cancer or dehydration ... and for your bonus prize name the celeb responsible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted July 25, 2015 Report Share Posted July 25, 2015 how's about something along the lines of "see that turd" ... is it the result of vindaloo , cancer or dehydration ... and for your bonus prize name the celeb responsible. Already been done, sort of. There was a prog with some dried up haggard old bint who was supposed to be a 'health guru.' She took great pleasure in examining celebrities poohs to determine how healthy/unhealthy the alcohol ridden, cocaine snorting twats were. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 25, 2015 Report Share Posted July 25, 2015 Already been done, sort of. There was a prog with some dried up haggard old bint who was supposed to be a 'health guru.' She took great pleasure in examining celebrities poohs to determine how healthy/unhealthy the alcohol ridden, cocaine snorting twats were.yup, that jug eared cunt richard blackwood was on it having 'his shit checked' , ya get me init. Now he has fallen even lower and is on eastenders Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 25, 2015 Report Share Posted July 25, 2015 Celebrity Smear Test,fame hungry whores drag their bare arses over a glass top table and a gynaecologist determines how many different strands of DNA are present in the resultant snail trail,trouble is Amanda Holden wins every show 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 25, 2015 Report Share Posted July 25, 2015 Celebrity Smear Test,fame hungry whores drag their bare arses over a glass top table and a gynaecologist determines how many different strands of DNA are present in the resultant snail trail,trouble is Amanda Holden wins every showI've sent off this suggestion to the Head of Light Entertainment. I'll be keeping all the royalties for myself, of course, but if it gets any traction I'll make sure they send you Vanessa Feltz's sample as a souvenir. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 25, 2015 Report Share Posted July 25, 2015 I've sent off this suggestion to the Head of Light Entertainment. I'll be keeping all the royalties for myself, of course, but if it gets any traction I'll make sure they send you Vanessa Feltz's sample as a souvenir. just brought up my breakfast Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 25, 2015 Report Share Posted July 25, 2015 just brought up my breakfast I'm not sure a program about vomit has got quite the same mass market, lowest common denominator appeal as "Celebrity Snail Trail", but I'll see what the CBeebies Commissioning Editor thinks of your idea... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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