Penny Farthing Posted February 1, 2020 Report Share Posted February 1, 2020 On 28/07/2015 at 18:38, Cuntybaws said: Christa! Sob. You can't get 7 UP every time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted February 2, 2020 Report Share Posted February 2, 2020 On 24/07/2015 at 14:22, DrCunt said: Ok. Thanks for that Baws. Now, let's go over to Judge in the gents on Clapham Common for a live action update. Too cold this time of year to get the old winkle out in a public toilet. Besides which Clapham Common is surrounded by gay bars where cock and arse is easily available. It’s a benders world these days. Do try and keep up to date you boring, out of touch old tosspot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 2, 2020 Report Share Posted February 2, 2020 8 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Too cold this time of year to get the old winkle out in a public toilet. Besides which Clapham Common is surrounded by gay bars where cock and arse is easily available. It’s a benders world these days. Do try and keep up to date you boring, out of touch old tosspot. Bloody hell Judge, you're responding to a post from 4 years ago. You need a word with yourself, son. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 2, 2020 Report Share Posted February 2, 2020 33 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Too cold this time of year to get the old winkle out in a public toilet. Besides which Clapham Common is surrounded by gay bars where cock and arse is easily available. It’s a benders world these days. Do try and keep up to date you boring, out of touch old tosspot. The feed... 24 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Bloody hell Judge, you're responding to a post from 4 years ago. You need a word with yourself, son. And.. The kill. Good work Gyppo. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 2, 2020 Report Share Posted February 2, 2020 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: The feed... And.. The kill. Good work Gyppo. I thangyow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 2, 2020 Report Share Posted February 2, 2020 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The feed... And.. The kill. Good work Gyppo. Fucking hell; I'm on the leaderboard. I knew Brexit woul be good for me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 2, 2020 Report Share Posted February 2, 2020 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: Fucking hell; I'm on the leaderboard. I knew Brexit woul be good for me I've just given you three likes to put you there. When you're on form, you're on form. Feel free to reciprocate, you tight-arsed pikey witch. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 2, 2020 Report Share Posted February 2, 2020 13 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I've just given you three likes to put you there. When you're on form, you're on form. Feel free to reciprocate, you tight-arsed pikey witch. what twisted 'like' economics is this Authoritah? Next it'll be a fuckin poncey scheme you old slapper 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 2, 2020 Report Share Posted February 2, 2020 1 hour ago, ratcum said: what twisted 'like' economics is this Authoritah? Next it'll be a fuckin poncey scheme you old slapper You'll be jealous when I've 'madoff' with the profits. arf arf 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 2, 2020 Report Share Posted February 2, 2020 51 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You'll be jealous when I've 'madoff' with the profits. arf arf Calm down you pyramid life crisis victims. snigger snigger. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 2, 2020 Report Share Posted February 2, 2020 22 minutes ago, King Billy said: Calm down you pyramid life crisis victims. snigger snigger. I've got fuck all sympathy for cunts that give all their money to some other cunt on the basis that he said, 'trust me'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 2, 2020 Report Share Posted February 2, 2020 24 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I've got fuck all sympathy for cunts that give all their money to some other cunt on the basis that he said, 'trust me'. I know a woman who got done over for 250 grand by a Turkish Cunt who looked like he had millions. Bentley. Porsche, flash suits and Rolex etc.I told her not to trust the cunt.She asked for my advice and then totally ignored it. She even introduced her sister in law to him and she got fucked for about the same amount. When he suddenly disappeared along with everybodies dough she had the front to say to her sister in law. “Well it’s not my fault. You should have been more careful with your money.” I will also tell you that they are Jewish, not that all his marks were but a lot seemed to be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 2, 2020 Report Share Posted February 2, 2020 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: You'll be jealous when I've 'madoff' with the profits. arf arf of all the jokes you've made on here, this is the first Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 3, 2020 Report Share Posted February 3, 2020 22 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I've just given you three likes to put you there. When you're on form, you're on form. Feel free to reciprocate, you tight-arsed pikey witch. You're a silver tongued cavalier who could remove a wenche's knickers with your lyrical poetry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted February 3, 2020 Report Share Posted February 3, 2020 On 02/02/2020 at 02:15, camberwell gypsy said: Bloody hell Judge, you're responding to a post from 4 years ago. You need a word with yourself, son. Dates mean nothing to me. I have hatred buried deep in my soul. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted February 3, 2020 Report Share Posted February 3, 2020 35 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: You're a silver tongued cavalier who could remove a wenche's knickers with your lyrical poetry You probably nicked them off his washing line in the first place. There ain’t no poetry in retrieving your property from a pikey. Although, you’ll almost certainly get nicked for “hate crime.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cunt-End Of The World Posted February 3, 2020 Report Share Posted February 3, 2020 On 24/07/2015 at 13:13, Cuntybaws said: Why the fuck is President Obama's visit to Kenya a TEN FUCKING MINUTE lead story on the BBC News At One today? I thought the first "B" stood for "British". (Unless they've changed the acronym so that it now officially means Big Black Cock!) Oh, and while I'm on the subject, why don't the cunts smarten up a bit and stop saying "OK" and thanking each other every 2 fucking minutes? It's little fucking wonder we don't have a fucking Empire any more. Didn't we all abandon the BBC when they reported WTC7 had collapsed 20 minutes before it did? Or when we found out it was UK boy grooming headquarters? Gluttons for punishment. Ditch these cunts already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted February 3, 2020 Report Share Posted February 3, 2020 On 25/07/2015 at 23:06, camberwell gypsy said: What happens when you press where it says "Press"? You get arrested for sexual assault, interfering with her tits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 3, 2020 Report Share Posted February 3, 2020 19 hours ago, judgetwi said: Dates mean nothing to me. I have hatred buried deep in my soul. we are as one Jewdy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted February 4, 2020 Report Share Posted February 4, 2020 On 03/02/2020 at 21:54, ratcum said: we are as one Jewdy Really? I didn’t know you had a soul in the first place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 6, 2020 Report Share Posted February 6, 2020 Just changed channel to question time. Fuck me Hugh Grant’s looking rough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 7, 2020 Report Share Posted February 7, 2020 On 3 February 2020 at 01:44, camberwell gypsy said: You're a silver tongued cavalier who could remove a wenche's knickers with your lyrical poetry There was a young lady named Jill, who fucked a grenade for a thrill, they found her vagina, in South Carolina, and bits of her tits in Brazil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 7, 2020 Report Share Posted February 7, 2020 8 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: There was a young lady named Jill, who fucked a grenade for a thrill, they found her vagina, in South Carolina, and bits of her tits in Brazil. Theres was a young lady from Brazil, who swallowed a gunpowder pill, her belly retired, her tits backfired and her fanny flew over the hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 7, 2020 Report Share Posted February 7, 2020 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Theres was a young lady from Brazil, who swallowed a gunpowder pill, her belly retired, her tits backfired and her fanny flew over the hill. There was a young man with Tourette's FUCK SHIT CUNT WANK BOLLOCKS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 7, 2020 Report Share Posted February 7, 2020 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: There was a young man with Tourette's FUCK SHIT CUNT WANK BOLLOCKS! There was a young lady from Dallas, who used a dynamite stick for a phallus, they found her vagina in North Carolina and her arsehole at Buckingham palace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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